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* ok so the list wasnt random * nor was it... subjectively curated * it was just some bullshit mathematical thing lmao * well this makes me feel silly about freaking out a tad! * lets just leave this in the past for now. heheh
Since there has been some perfectly understandable confusion regarding the methodology, I will provide the formula. Each handle was assigned an Observational Placement Value. OPV = {[(L² + 13C + 17Y + 31K + 44A + 53W - 7R) + Ω] mod N} + P Where: L = length of the handle, excluding the @, unless the @ seemed especially self-important. C = consonant temperament. Y = number of letters pretending not to be vowels. K = capital letter interference. A = animal, object, or theatrical-adjacent implication. W = whimsy coefficient. R = redundant-letter drag. Ω = the cueball constant. N = number of observed handles. P = a small corrective applied when the result is funnier that way. For example, consider , which placed at . L = 10 C = 8 Y = 2 K = 1 A = 1 W = 1 R = 1 Ω = 4132 N = 2765 P = narrative inevitability So: OPV = {[(10² + 13(8) + 17(2) + 31(1) + 44(1) + 53(1) - 7(1)) + 4132] mod 2765} + P OPV = {[100 + 104 + 34 + 31 + 44 + 53 - 7 + 4132] mod 2765} + P OPV = {4491 mod 2765} + P OPV = 1726 + P After applying the standard narrative inevitability correction, as one does, the value resolves to 2. This is not arbitrary. It is merely governed by several factors you were not meant to see.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! this is true, because i would have absolutely made it to S tier were the list not r&omized
* yknow what to cope with the fact im so high on a strangers list of over a thousand people im just gonna say the whole thing was picked at random. #randomlisttruther get the hashtag going guys
sorry for my earlier frustration!! @grimbarkGuardian has been safely rescued and brought home!!! thanks so so SO much to everyone who helped: @telekineticArmageddon, @timaeusTestified, @tempurredCauserie, @aventurineCopycat, @gallowsCalibrator#1433, @ectoBiologist#6844, and @zoosmellPooplad!!!! i love you and will be grateful to you forever!!!!!!!! everybody cheer and clap for them :D
just people telling me that new alternia is going to blow up or something just from a few riots. nothing to worry about!!
why are we beating up this mid boss guy anyway whats his name and why does he live in the sewers we could probably buy the rejuv off him with enough souls
chittr is full 0f p0sers and kultchasers.
Didnt yall absoolutely hate the purplebloooods earlier why is my feed full oof cloownfuckery noow 8/
most people are just weird here. especially by human standards.
think its a little bit of everything