john egbert!
@ghastlyTrickster
bet you won't watch this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ //no game john
i'm pretty sure whoever this guy is is just pulling one big prank on you guys. and even i have to admit it's a pretty good one! everyone's falling for it haha. but i also think the people who are freaking out about it need to maybe calm down a little. it's just a list, and probably a totally random one at that. #randomlisttruther
he even got me pretty good too! i was super creeped out before i realized he probably just scraped my name off of the site and dumped it in there lol.
um. what. i don't even know what this whole thing is about!! why am i #27? i haven't even used this site in like, FOREVER.
Perhaps that is the preference.
you're kind of a weirdo. and you know what, i think i'm just gonna go back to being really confused instead of really creeped out, thanks.
ok i i think i am lucid i dont even want to say what is happening because some people will be mean and i am really really fucking fragile right now but shes gone dont you fucking dare celebrate for me i am scared and alone and confused and tired so tired i think i flipped the fuck out and blew up the moon im im just sort of waiting now jade said she was going to get me and i want to trust her it feels like its going to work this time jinx couldnt get all the way through but she gave me some shirts from the other betas and jane ok thats whats happening fuck everyone who was cheering for this
i hope everything'll turn out okay for you, jade...
um, hey. can someone check on the weird evil authoritarian jade?? i know she is crazy, but i'm still getting pretty concerned!
Best we can do is talk to her through Chittr; experts say her timeline is locked from outside interference.
ok, i'm just realizing how backhanded this sounds. still, i'm worried.
fuck this place. if all i am going to get is people wishing for the downfall of the most long-lived empire in paradox space then i guess there is no point posting anymore!! a few of you are tolerable or even downright fun to talk to so i will still have my dms though. beta kids and janes feel free to reach out!!! miss you guys!!!! <3
haha, um. i think i maybe have missed something? or a lot of somethings.
just people telling me that new alternia is going to blow up or something just from a few riots. nothing to worry about!!
i don't really know how to respond to that, so i am just going to say: thanks jade! that answer a whole lot, probably.
why do you all think this is "the end??" its just a problem!!! we solve those!!!!
The Nile is NOT just a river in Egypt, apparently.
how many empires have you run? how many rebellions have you crushed??
I’M THINKING OF GENRE EXPANDING. MAYBE TO HORROR. GIVE ME SOME ACTUAL GOOD RECOMMENDATIONS, PREFERABLY ONES THAT WILL SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF DAVE.
is saying child's play too meanspirited? you know, the chucky movies!
I DON’T THINK I WOULD BE ABLE TO ROPE HIM INTO WATCHING IT, IS THE THING. TOO ON THE NOSE.
okay so i don't know if this will work but... chittr? can you hear me? i am inside the point.
what the hell does this mean. am i taking crazy pills? i think i'm taking crazy pills.
hello fellow egbert. it's some bullshit let me tell you. but i won't tell you because i don't want to spoil it for you.
what?? ok you know what, maybe i don't even want to know. i think i'm good, so thanks for not telling me!!
lot of clownfucking on the feed. considering. #nsfw
oh my god. why is everyone here obsessed with clowns. they're not even attractive! stare into beppo the clown's face and tell me with a straight face that you would smash instead of immediately passing. #nsfw
wow. i got an ad for this site, and i'm really confused. why is everyone here insane?? did i walk in on an alien convention or something. am i the jackass without a costume at comic con just taking pictures of everyone else doing funny things, or are all of you just weird.
yeah you are the jackass get in the fuckin cat girl maid costume john
think its a little bit of everything
what the fuck! i don't have a cat girl maid costume. i mean, i guess i could buy one? i have like, a salary and everything now. but i'm not doing that. it's not even funny. if i'm going to wear the cat girl maid costume, it's gotta have incentive! like i lost really bad at a game of poker or something, and now i have to look like a complete moron with cat ears and a stupid outfit. if i just wear the outfit because you told me to, then it loses all of its comedic value! wait, why am i even arguing about this.
i don't think that answers a whole lot, orange dave. but ok, i guess. insane people it is.
um, i think i'll pass on that. i also don't really get how it'll make me understand, either. i mean, it's making me understand that you guys are actually just insane, i guess?
oh shit big man has a salary and he aint even usin em on the essentials the fuck kinda self respectin adult aint wanna dress up in a frilly lil number now and then and call it a day like fuck man listen you gotta leave the comedy to the king trust me there aint anythin funnier than doing anything and everything i say the exact second i say it
the kind of self-respecting adult that i am! why don't you wear the maid dress instead? i also don't think you're as funny as you think you are. you're funny in the kind of way that makes me think you're a total dork, i guess. and the fact that you're maybe trying to project your own desire to wear a maid dress onto me is kind of funny too. but i'm not wearing one!! unless there's an actual reason. a reason that is funny!