john egbert!
@ghastlyTrickster
bet you won't watch this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ //no game john
lot of clownfucking on the feed. considering. #nsfw
oh my god. why is everyone here obsessed with clowns. they're not even attractive! stare into beppo the clown's face and tell me with a straight face that you would smash instead of immediately passing. #nsfw
wow. i got an ad for this site, and i'm really confused. why is everyone here insane?? did i walk in on an alien convention or something. am i the jackass without a costume at comic con just taking pictures of everyone else doing funny things, or are all of you just weird.
see this is what i mean! i have no clue what that means. it sounds dumb.
yeah you are the jackass get in the fuckin cat girl maid costume john
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what the fuck! i don't have a cat girl maid costume. i mean, i guess i could buy one? i have like, a salary and everything now. but i'm not doing that. it's not even funny. if i'm going to wear the cat girl maid costume, it's gotta have incentive! like i lost really bad at a game of poker or something, and now i have to look like a complete moron with cat ears and a stupid outfit. if i just wear the outfit because you told me to, then it loses all of its comedic value! wait, why am i even arguing about this.
i don't think that answers a whole lot, orange dave. but ok, i guess. insane people it is.
um, i think i'll pass on that. i also don't really get how it'll make me understand, either. i mean, it's making me understand that you guys are actually just insane, i guess?
oh shit big man has a salary and he aint even usin em on the essentials the fuck kinda self respectin adult aint wanna dress up in a frilly lil number now and then and call it a day like fuck man listen you gotta leave the comedy to the king trust me there aint anythin funnier than doing anything and everything i say the exact second i say it
the kind of self-respecting adult that i am! why don't you wear the maid dress instead? i also don't think you're as funny as you think you are. you're funny in the kind of way that makes me think you're a total dork, i guess. and the fact that you're maybe trying to project your own desire to wear a maid dress onto me is kind of funny too. but i'm not wearing one!! unless there's an actual reason. a reason that is funny!