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We can make it 400 in under ten minutes with everyone's help
the demon rum is to blame this time, I think
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"EASTER, ALSO CALLED PASCH OR PASCHA OR RESURRECTION SUNDAY, IS A CHRISTIAN FESTIVAL AND CULTURAL HOLIDAY COMMEMORATING THE RESURRECTION OF JESUS FROM THE DEAD, DESCRIBED IN THE BIBLE'S NEW TESTAMENT AS HAVING OCCURRED ON THE THIRD DAY OF HIS BURIAL FOLLOWING HIS CRUCIFIXION BY THE ROMANS AT CALVARY C. 30 AD" OR HUMAN HOLIDAY
I do not have anymore eggs as of right now. Unless you are a dark, handsome, and mysterious man then perhaps.
You hate my joyous whimsy but I still set you a plate at my table.
Oh! Good to know, I guess!
This is the best news I've gotten in a long while.
How kind of you to cut him off a few pieces.
(( I don't want to fuel what is going on, but these random accusations from someone I don't even know is completely uncalled for. The evidence shown is from something Mindfang said IN CHARACTER THREE YEARS AGO. In character DOES NOT equal my OUT OF CHARACTER opinions. The context of that screenshot for those who have seen it is her talking about June's new name. Some information on my muse is that after she had gone through the grooming of Scratch she changed her name to Aranah. And there was a reoccurring theme where, whenever someone didn't like what she said, they would call her by Aranea, a name she no longer felt represented her and was associated with bad memories of her previous life where she had been groomed. So that message was her trying to point out that nobody seems to find an issue when they deadname her. The story that I wanted to tell was that anyone can change their name, trans, cis, people who went through abuse to help them find comfort in themselves and move onto the next chapter in their life. It's upsetting to see one message be twisted in the opposite message I wanted and then turned to attack who I am OOC. Mindfang was an alien, IC I wrote what she said in a more black and white way because she does not understand trans issues as an 18th century pirate. But she is not demeaning June's identity she was only pointing out the hypocrisy of muses who would deadname her. The other screenshot is of me and my friend's conversation being taken out of context. In the second screenshot I am having a conversation with my biologist trans friend. I honestly cannot tell you the context of where that conversation emerged from about chromosomes because it was 3 years ago, but it was never to attack trans women. I'm sorry that I had to bring this out right here, I'm shaking as I'm typing this because I would never want to exclude trans women or men, or anyone for that matter. I really just wanted to come here and roleplay with new people, from all different walks of life. It's upsetting to see so many people I enjoyed the writing of now block me because they were told in private messages out of context screenshots where I could not defend myself, or even explain the origins of them. And can people please stop turning this OOC issue into something your muse IC talks about. Please learn proper etiquette and how serious these allegations are. They are not a joke and I'm writing this in the midst of a panic attack. )) #ooc
I'd post a frowny face but I'm sure he's alright. He probably just isn't in the mood for antics yet!
Adorable.
“all i wanted was you dragged right through my conscious in the darkness i see visions of you i'm right where you left me the tower of memories” -tower of memories by troll ivri
but i dnot want to be an alcoohlic :( *dont *alcoholic #substance
Like, will I think "That zuckz?" Zure. Will I keep reading? Abzolutely.
Who iz all mezzy on their timeline on purpoze? I know zome of you out there live for the drama. Out with it.
It was some thing called like, The Willus Wonka Experience I think? Their advertising was wack.
To get clicks? More revenue? Just because?
Slick, If we were married, You'd be eating dinner with me right now. And we would not have woken up in separate beds.
▷vagueposting is for cowards you should be referring to people by name when you publicly threaten them◁
Breaking news!!!! Rlly important @bubbleBlower and @spadesSlick have been reported to be FUCKING MARRIED in secret!!!! HOW DID NOBODY FIND OUT!? stay tuned
Flattery will get you everywhere, Spades 💗⭐🔷
well obviously you would be. there's no question there
Is This A Particular Threat Of Theirs That You Want To Test Is The Real Question
maybe ice cream is slick enough for #slickweek
I'll drink to that!
(( <3 <3 <3 thank youu! I love an excuse to draw! ))
He would never do that.
If i get to kill a felt i choose Uuuuuhhhhhhg Itchy i dont know
Don't ask.
I WILL DRAW HIM
I MISS HIM SO MUCH EVERY DAY
Depending on when they're coming my way, I might!
Okay. I'll bring. My specibus. Just in case.
WHAT THE FUCK SLICK HOOKED UP WITH SNOWMAN????? @slowDozer @amorousFortune @fivefingerFillet @sixpinsImpaled @misterSeven @exiledUniverse @banishedQuasiroyal @adamnGoodtailor @sawBuck @mrBenedict @imBiscuits @maximsBelt @engineNoise
..gross. okay
i have to assume you don't mean what my first assumption was. ..who the hell left (presumably)feral amphibian eggs in your house
@spadesSlick Motherfucker can't poison or rob the Felt if he's entertaining a ~lady~ I like free drinks https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117484274_gixbbVriJMRpB4x.png
... Wow. You're not wrong, he *is* stupid.
Yeah you'd think that but these fuckers keep giving me enough to knock out an army.
I mean you're not *my* spades, don't think there's really an actual 'real' version of anyone at this point? Just uh. Different versions.
<> I was wondering when you would end up showing your face in here. Been keeping your eye on the horizon, Sharp?
[ dichotomousDecency has BLOCKED @spadesSlick ].
That's really what it is at this rate, it's just not the party hashtag.
When he's easily flustered <3< #teatime
no but i really really like looking at this guy
Hmmmm. This is a phenomenal idea. I'll keep this is mind!
theres a hal out here hating absolutely everything i have to say and its funny as fuck
#violence
He did do that.
Oh, we already robbed you. So I personally don't care anymore.
I am pleased to announce that we have reached a settlement with Crockercorp that we feel satisfied with and that they didn't agree to. We thank you all for your support during this turbulent time.
I do not take any pride or glee in my exposing of the Crockercorp CEO's misconduct. Truly. I only wish for justice to be had. My DMs are open for any legal negotiation. #cancelcrocker
makin me crave seafood
Dearie HoW Do You KnoW What They Taste Like?
:33 < yipe! :SS :33 < if i was her, i would not want to boil someone :33 < and put jam or butter and maybe have a nice cup of tea on the side :33 < purrhaps sprinkle some spices on someone :33 < and :33 < sorry i lost my thought purrocess here :OO~ :33 < i guess that is very worrying to hear though!
:33 < i am a little conflicted! :33 < from my little knowledge of gutsy gumshoe, she likes to bake nice treats and snacks :33 < and not people! :33 < are we sure this is not a hissunderstanding? i do not want to pounce to conclusions here #istandwithgutsygumshoe #ithink #yeah
OF COURSE THIS BITCH WOULD BE KNOWN FOR EATING. HAA HAA HAA!
Which I'm neutral on. I want to destroy corporations, but also she was nice to me once. So it cancels out.
Miss Crocker What Did You Do To Become The Target Of Such A Trend?
After a brief investigation (scrolling back), I can say with some certainty that the Midnight Crew have ulterior motives for their smear campaign against Crockercorp, with a financial interest involved. That being said, Jane definitely said she would do that. So they're not LYING.
I'm sure that's covered somewhere under a stand your ground type of precedent.
you're like, fucking five or something.
(( In my heart Mindfang's resentment towards her pedagogue Scratch leads her to forming an alliance with the Midnight Crew. This is to contrast Aranea's obsession with the Felt. Likewise, I open her for shady interactions with carapacians, or Felt who may remember her visiting the manor in her youth. ))
I did not think I would have to say this: Please do not cannibalize people.
what the fuck crocker?
It's disgraceful somebody with these heinous views runs a conglomerate like Crockercorp.
oh my gog two of my top account? in the ?ame place what i? thi? a c<o??ove< epi?ode?
Controversial CEO Jane Crocker (@gutsyGumshoe) has just openly stated her intent to #vore me. Do with this information as you wish.
ain't it say they're a detective, boss? i don't like playin' 'round with the snoopin' types. unless you're looting 'em so they can't snoop on us anymore! gee, you're a genius, boss!!
Wakes up Stabs all of you Goes back to sleep
Blood splatter analysis is such a joke. A professional leaves either none at all or so much as to render it useless.
getting stabbed is so fucking romantic. whats hotter than dick in hole. knife in flesh, thats what. #nsfw
♰ or places to prod :) ♰
I consider this a measured and proportional response.
You're not cancelled for correctly assigning me as Biological Sex George
(( YOU'RE FAR TOO KIND!!! Thank you darling <3 ))
~you’re telling me they put a grub in this sauce?? haha just kidding vve all knevv that. troll vegans are so stupid
Do not compel me to medi8te your intense animosity toward your rivals simply so I may carry on a civil convers8tion with them!
Man lets throw tomatoes at this dude.
WELL WELL WELL.
don;t fucking say that to him, he WILL get more scared
No see this is why you got the checkmark
Me being incredibly hardboiled and consoling hysterical dames, all in a day's work https://files.catbox.moe/satwr0.png
Tidying the lime green dance room :)
Every time I look away you're finding a novel way to make us look ridiculous.
https://i.ibb.co/LdG6vrJS/ladder.png Coming soon. Featuring @spadesSlick and @spadesSlick#8817.
call me roxy the way im... roxin it or somethin idk
Surprisingly reasonable list.
thats right were like fuckin cockroaches cant get rid of us
Mayb3 w3 2hould gat3k3pt chittr a bit hard3r fuck m3 thi2 2hit2 2low tonight
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!! I JUST SAT DOWN!!
if he tries anything I'm breaking his hand off and eating it. Mutually assured retaliation is healthy.
IS A BITCH NOT ALLOWED TO GO GET COOKIES ANYMORE??
i'd like to thank nesben for being amazing and i'd like to acknowledge droog for snitching. sorry droog but by nesben law we're now friends
It's a shame that other Droog didn't see them.
#savedamara!!
oh damn yall are breaking out damara a rare w
ON IT BOSS. THIS ONES WITH ME THOUGH @IMBISCUITS . FER TRAINEE PURPOSES.
IM HERE TO HELP OUT ANY WAY I CAN FOR MR EASTWOOD :)
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_twowwaustinpowews.png twagan and the bae !!!!!!!!!!!!!! X333 @agentPowews <333 #matespwitwife #wovemyman #intewnationawmanofmystewy #gwoovy #shagadewic #yeahbaby
oh. okay. nevermind then
:33< mews update troll pop base steals local cat girls bit tonight at 11
Don't you start using these gamer words at me, Doctor.
STOP TRYING TO PUT HITS OUT ON ME
I would say it isn't working but it DOES have my attention. Enough of my attention that I am armed this time. Don't make me shoot anyone.
Why thank you. Your choice in cranial attire is quite sublime as well.
twagan weawwy is the wuuuuuuuuckiest twoww on awtewnia <33333333 X3
i have something to say but i don't know if people are prepared to hear it.