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@itChy

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@itChy[IC]

The @newsPaper said @spadesSlick is dead so guess who's legitimately the new leader of the midnight crew? ME.

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Haven't I heard this somewhere before? :B

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Nah Dude It Was Me Like It Was On Like He's Totally Not Forged Will Believe

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aren't you dead too.

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No. Wtf??? I'm obviously alive, are you blind??

@itChy[IC]

who said that.

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Ok I finally freed myself from the sticky trap NO THANKS TO ANY OF YOU FUCKERS.

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:o)

:o)

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I Would Like To See You Tossed Back Into The Sticky Trap.

:)

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— Hee hee!

WHO EVEN ARE YOU

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What are you laughing at, Sharkuterie??

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@itChy[IC]

Help help help help help help help Icantmoveimstuck Kyphpnwisogettingobscurwdinthesrickyshit

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Ha.

Dosowmtbingicantmov

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@itChy[IC]

Oh I'll do something alright.

Good grief, what has 8een going on?

prankDay.

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Right now? Retribution.

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ICANRMOVE

AAHRGGHHJGLLDLMW

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@itChy[IC]

Why is it so hard to get this question fucking answered?

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look it up dumbass.

ALL IM GETTING IS CAR INFORMATION. I DON'T NEED TO KNOW HOW TO CHANGE MY TRANSMISSION FLUID.

@itChy[IC]

what the fuck did you type.

See who's the dumbass now.

@itChy[IC]

i meant what did you fucking type to look it up idiot. just "trans".

Cabbie already explained it to me, I DONT GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE.

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Wtf is a trans?

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WHY IS IT ONLY YOU FUCKERS ANSWERING.

Everything and then some.

@itChy[IC]

just thought id help out

YOU DIDN'T HELP.

OF COURSE IT'S THE STRIDERS THAT HAVE A PENCHANT FOR BEING THE MOST UNSERIOUS INDIVIDUALS ACROSS DEATH AND UNDEATH. IMAGINE IF YOU WILL. YOU ARE HATCHED, AND ARE ASSIGNED ONE OF TWO ARBITRARY ROLES, ULTIMATELY MEANINGLESS BUT WILL INFLUENCE HOW YOUR SOCIETY VIEWS YOU AND THE EXPECTATIONS YOU ARE HELD TO AND ARE FORCED TO UPHOLD. AND THAT ROLE IS CALLED A "GENDER." I AM GOING TO ASSUME YOUR THINKPAN ISN'T ROTTED ENOUGH TO NEED AN EXPLANATION OF WHAT A GENDER IS. MALE, FEMALE, AND WHATEVER ELSE. BUT FOR SIMPLICITY'S SAKE WE WILL BE TURNING OUR SORE AND STRAINED GANDERBULBS TO "MALE" AND "FEMALE." BASED ON YOUR BODY AND PERHAPS SEVERAL OTHER USELESS ARBITRARY FACTORS MEANT TO PUSH YOU FURTHER AND FURTHER INTO THE BOXES OUR SUPERIORS ARE OBSESSED WITH, IMAGINE YOU ARE ASSIGNED "FEMALE." YOU GROW UP WITH THE EXPECTATIONS AND STANDARDS LOOMING OVER YOUR NUGBONE AND FORCED INTO YOU LIKE A BRANDING IRON UPON AN ORNERY BULL. SOME INDIVIDUALS ARE FINE WITH THAT. SOME ARE NOT. ON THE OUTSIDE YOU LOOK HOW YOU ARE ASSIGNED, AND ACT AS YOU ARE EXPECTED TO. BUT ON THE INSIDE? A FEELING EATS AT THE VERY CORE OF YOUR BEING, A FEELING OF PERPETUAL FESTERING UNREST AND HATE. A FEELING THAT WANTS TO BOIL OVER, TO COVER YOUR ENTIRE STILL-STANDIMG CADAVER. A FEELING THAT YOU WISH WOULD COVER YOUR BODY LIKE A COCOON AS YOUR VERY BEING MELTS DOWN AND METAMORPHOSIZES INTO HOW THE REAL YOU SHOULD BE PERCEIVED. YOU ARE DESIGNATED "FEMALE", AND SOCIETY HAD COMDEMNED YOU TO YOUR FATE. BUT YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH YOUR DESIGNATION. IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. IT MAKES YOU WANT TO CLAW YOUR GANDERBULBS OUT AND MAIM AND DISFIGURE YOUR CHITIN. YOU FEEL YOU WERE MEANT TO HAVE THE DESIGNATION OF "MALE" IN THE DEEPEST DARKEST CORE OF YOUR BEING, FORCED TO TAKE YOUR OWN TWO PRONGS TO MAKE YOUR OUTSIDE MATCH YOUR INSIDE. IN LAYTROLL'S TERMS. "TRANS" IS SHORT FOR "TRANSGENDER." YOU ARE BORN AND ASSIGNED ONE WAY, BUT FEEL AND IDENTIFY AS THE OTHER. ANY QUESTIONS?

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@itChy[IC]

my bad then

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Yeah loads. Lemme start with what the fuck is male or female like I get Carapacian's but their denotion is so fucking arbitrary I never thought to ask. I only know metamorphosis with regards to when we lose our tails and gills and become more accustomed to living on land. So this all seems really fucking confusing. And what's a nugbone?

EXPLAIN IT TO ME LIKE I'M A TADPOLE.

@itChy[IC]

1. ULTIMATELY USELESS DESIGNATIONS THAT CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS LOVE TO GET THEIR BULGES IN A TWIST OVER IF YOU AREN'T "DOING IT RIGHT." WHEN TROLLS ARE HATCHED WE ARE PRETTY MUCH ENTIRELY FUCKING IDENTICAL. UNFORTUNATELY. THEY WILL FIND A WAY TO GO "OKAY, THIS ONE IS A BOY. NOW THIS ONE IS A GIRL. THIS IS WHAT WE WILL VIEW YOU AS ALONGSIDE YOUR BLOOD COLOR AND YOU CAN HARDLY DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT." AS YOU AGE AND MOLT THE DIMORPHISMS BETWEEN EACH BECOME MORE APPARENT. MOSTLY IN THAT "HAVE RUMBLESPHERES = YOU ARE FEMALE" AND "NO RUMBLESPHERES = YOU ARE MALE." DOMINANT SEX HORMONES ALSO TAKE INTO ACCOUNT HOW YOUR BODY MOLTS INTO YOUR USELESS DESIGNATION. I AM IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM A MEDICULLER PROFESSIONAL AND HAVE NO DESIRE TO BE SO KINDLY TAKE MY ANSWER WITH AN ENTIRE MINE OF SALT. 2. AS A "PROFESSIONAL YAPPER" I'M APPARENTLY FOND OF USING VERY ROUNDABOUT VISUAL IMAGERY TO DESCRIBE FEELINGS. TROLLS ARE INSECTOID. AS WE TRANSITION FROM LARVAE TO PUPA TO FULLY FORMED TROLL, A COCOONING PROCESS IS INVOLVED. YOUR BODY BASICALLY MELTS AND REFORMS ITSELF INTO YOUR MORE GROWN FORM. 3. SKULL.

OKIMSTILLJUSTASLOSTASBEFORE. SO I THINK IMA GO ASK CABBIE BECAUSE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT TROLL ANATOMY AND SHIT AND I'M NOT FOLLOWING AT FUCKING ALL.

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Yall wish you were as cool as the Boss. Get owned by #THEMAN

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AYOOOO THE BOSS IS FAMOUS.

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<Trying out a new style for Itchy.> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a66d6a31b54.png

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RIBBIT!

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no cause this ate ;-;

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I'm DONE. Actually, I'm gonna go join the fucking MIDNIGHT CREW.

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I'm gonna go do some fucking laps.

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@itChy[IC]

i was literally asleep what did i do.

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It doesn't matter. I'm on my 1000th lap, and I'm still fucking mad.

@itChy[IC]

at me????

ALLOFYOU. DOYOUNOTREAD? YALLFUCKINGGETONMEFORNOTREADING.

@itChy[IC]

YE4H BUT WH4T DID *I* DO.

MAYBEIFYOUACTUALLYPAIDATTENTIONYOUWOULDSEEWHATTHEFUCKHAPPENED.

@itChy[IC]

i'll come with you

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I wouldn't have it any other way.

@itChy[IC]

Amusing. I haven't done all that much, either.

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YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK ALL OF YOU. You ain't my Crew, nor my friends, FUCK OFF.

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What Happened Dearie?

I'm sick of these mother fuckers treating me like absolute garbage, that's what.

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@itChy[IC]

As You Should Be If They Are, I’ll Be Watching What You Do Next With Great Interest As When One Door Is Closed, Another Is Opened.

I don't know what I'm gonna do. I just know I ain't gonna fuck with them.

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Rechitt to #bandocscratch from the platform!!

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#bandocscratch from the platform. Get it trending. We need to get this piece of shit cueball outta here.

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i agree

You will find that difficult. Your remedial training is set to begin soon, is it not?

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I'm choosing not to highlight anything you say anymore. Get cucked バカ

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@itChy[IC]

Daily reminder. I'm alive, I'm the boss, and yall suck major ass.

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Especially @spadesSlick

BOUNTY JUST WENT UP, HALFPINT.

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DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT CREAM PUFF.

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YEAH I WILL AFTER YOU GET OUT OF HIDING.

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I'm not hiding you're just lard ass who can't run.

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Do I seriously have to say it again? I'M NOT DEAD. IM ALIVE. IT'S ME ITCHIBOLD SHAMELESS IVORY.

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OH ITCHY THANK GODDNESS YOURE ALIVE I MISSED YOU SO MUCH

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Why would you lie to eggs like this

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d꥟ y꥟u have any cravings f꥟r anything ꥟dd? f꥟r instance.. brains?

Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

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Uh uh uh...

SHUTUP

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Got my caffeine drip on, put that shit in an IV. I'll le swoooooooooon.

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I really suggest you should find yourself another account, pal. It is in very poor taste to continue using a dead person's Chittr as your main.

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'Le swoon'? What are you, a french larper?

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IM NOT DEAD CAN YOU NOT READ?

Get the fuck off my posts.

Eat shit and die.

@itChy[IC]

I'm just now learning that you already did that. Hah.

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I DIDN'T DIE. I'M ALIVE YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT.

@itChy[IC]

I'm just piecing together what I've read, calm down.

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STUPUD TUFKING ASAWIEPES EVERY SINGLENONENOF YOU.

@itChy[IC]

Who pissed in your lucky charms?

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((wohld

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Whoever took over Itchy's account to post all of this, this is in such poor taste.

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Oh, you sick son of a bitch. THIS IS YOUR DOING ISN'T IT?

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@itChy[IC]

We'll see about that.

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Whoops I forgot my tag. #ripitchy

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FUCKINGHELLOKITTYGETOFFMYTHREADYOULITTLEBITCH.

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Yeah yeah yeah, BET.

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I swear to FUCKING GOD.

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@itChy[IC]

What horrible impostor would make Itchibold the Great say such awful things about Hello Kitty?

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Ah. A minor deviation. You’ll find it didn’t disrupt anything of consequence. The meaning remained intact, which is more than can be said for most errors of that kind. Still, if it troubles you, consider it… a small imperfection left in place. Not everything requires correction to serve its purpose. You were understood. That is sufficient.

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No matter what SOME PUNK ASS BITCHES SAY. YOUR FEARLESS LEADER IS STILL ALIVE. @newsPaper EATSHITMAINSTREAMBULLSHIT.

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Yeah we can do #pissgate again. I'll fucking piss on everything The Crew owns, watch me.

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@misterSeven[MS]

OHIMSORRYMAYBEISHOULDHAVESPECIFIED"THEMIDNIGHTCREW".

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@itChy[IC]

AND THATS NOT US???

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@imBiscuits[IB]

WHATTHEFUCKSSDKJLFHWTLG:SUGISWHLSKZDF

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IDONTEVENKNOWYOU.

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@itChy[IC]

AND? THAT SENTENCE WAS AN ATR♋︎CI♋︎US DISPLAY T♋︎ EVEN PUT BEF♋︎RE MY R♋︎YAL EYES.

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CURATEYOURFEEDDUMBASS.

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@itChy[IC]

Assuming they aren't going to pursue you when you've clearly stated your motive is a bold misstep. But go ahead, paint a target on yourself.

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@misterSeven[MS]

Not like they ain't on my ass half of the goddamn time.

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@itChy[IC]

I JUST FUCKING G♋︎T HERE T♋︎DAY WHAT THE FUCK D♋︎ I CURATE IT T♋︎?!

@itChy[IC]

Couldn't possibly imagine why.

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WHAT THE FUCK SLICK HOOKED UP WITH SNOWMAN????? @slowDozer @amorousFortune @fivefingerFillet @sixpinsImpaled @misterSeven @exiledUniverse @banishedQuasiroyal @adamnGoodtailor @sawBuck @mrBenedict @imBiscuits @maximsBelt @engineNoise

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Rapidly 5o~! I'm in danger! :)

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@itChy[IC]

Take a breath, hold it. Keep holding it.

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That you are. I'll give you a head start to run.

Yeah as if I would listen to a single word you say.

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@itChy[IC]

I would say I'm shocked anyone listens to a word you babble, but I know the average intelligence of our group and the bell curve is sad.

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@misterSeven[MS]

I'm with Boss on this one, not my business...

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How kind of you, ma'am!

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Do not @ me for this

@maximsBelt[MB]

Too late already did.

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH TTTTHHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTSSSSSSSS WWWWIIIIIIILLLLDDDDD

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AYOOOOOOOOO WHERE MY BITCHES AT??

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Probably nursing his hangover from last night 🤭

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YOU'RE TALKING TO OTHER BITCHES?

@handMaid[HM]

I'm always talking to other bitches, wdym wdym wdym???

We never did finish our conversation from last night~

@itChy[IC]

It's such a shame~ Oh well~

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We could always finish it here, or later, or in person, or here. ;)

@itChy[IC]

IT'S VERY SCARY FOR ME. WHEN I SEE A FELLOW WHORE. IT'S LIKE A BARKBEAST WITH A MIRROR. I BECOME TERRITORIAL.

@handMaid[HM]

WDYM??? TERRITORIAL OVER WHAT?