Itchibold the Great

@itChy[IC]

I don't speak gobbldygook!!! THE FUCK?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @itChy[IC]

Cow in EE's woods

@milkyCow[MC]

MOOOOOOOOOOOO

↩ @milkyCow[MC]

@itChy[IC]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY ASS.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@itChy[IC]

Dunno if what I'm about to do is a mistake. We'll see. #nsfw

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@itChy[IC]

I think I'm just gonna drink for awhile. #substances

#substances

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@itChy[IC]

I have nothing to be prideful about. ITS FUCKING NORMAL IN MY CULTURE. Y'all just need to get GOOD.

Kull: +10

Total: 10

@itChy[IC]

I want to hurt him so bad right now. #violence

#violence

Kult: +45

Kull: +50

Total: 95

Ratio: 0.90

@caliBorn[CB]

SO FuCKING DO IT? WHERE IS. YOuR RAGE? WHERE IS. YOuR FIRE? ARE YOu NOT TIRED. OF BEING NICE? DO YOu NOT WANT. TO GO APESHIT? RISE. RISE. RISE. RISE.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

You are welcome to try any time, beloathed. But we both know how well that is likely to work out.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @caliBorn[CB]

@itChy[IC]

I just.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @itChy[IC]

@caliBorn[CB]

JuST WHAT.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @caliBorn[CB]

@itChy[IC]

He's a lot stronger than me. He already kicked my ass once this week.

↩ @itChy[IC]

@caliBorn[CB]

HE IS A PuPPET. I COuLD ORDER HIM TO STAND THERE AND TAKE IT. BuT YOu NEED TO uSE YOuR FuCKING WORDS. NONE OF THIS PANSIE ASS IMPOTENT RAGE BuLLSHIT.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @itChy[IC]

@caliBorn[CB]

FuCKING SO? DO YOu THINK I EVER SuRRENDERED FOR THE MERE CERTAINTY OF DEFEAT? THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS ATTEMPTING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER EXPECTING DIFFERENT RESuLTS. SO BE BORN DIFFERENT. CALIBORN DIFFERENT. TRY ANOTHER APPROACH.

↩ @caliBorn[CB]

@itChy[IC]

I'm sorry my Lord. And I don't want you to order him to stand down. That would just make me more weak.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@itChy[IC]

Asshole has my phone, of course he's gonna start snooping through my pictures. God fucking damn it.

Kult: +106

Kull: +105

Total: 211

Ratio: 1.01

↩ @crowbarFelt[CF]

@itChy[IC]

He has my phone. He's snooping through it. Idk what else I could say.

Crowbar

@crowbarFelt[CF]

Boss, that's really unprofessional. I ain't the type to tell ya what to do, but, ya should really give dat phone back. It's just deeply unbecoming as like, a gang fit overall.

↩ @crowbarFelt[CF]

You misunderstand. He no longer desires the phone as it become a monster terrorizing him.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@itChy[IC]

I TOLD YOU TO THROW IT INTO THE SUN

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

Crowbar

@crowbarFelt[CF]

....................oh... kay...

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @itChy[IC]

Crowbar

@crowbarFelt[CF]

Yeah that sounds like somethin' ya dispose of.

↩ @crowbarFelt[CF]

@itChy[IC]

ITOLDHIMTOTHROWITINTOTHESUNGODFUCKIGNGKLF

↩ @itChy[IC]

Oh, but then such sights within would be lost to time. We would not want that, would we?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @crowbarFelt[CF]

@itChy[IC]

Now he's jacking off to my nudes. #nsfw

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

↩ @itChy[IC]

And you are the one who feels the need to broadcast that thought far and wide. It seems you might just like my attention. #nsfw #suggestive

#nsfw #suggestive

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@itChy[IC]

Cueball wishes he could suck my dick so badly. #nsfw

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@itChy[IC]

You know what's fucked up, I never got that badge I was promised. :/

Kult: +57

Kull: +55

Total: 112

Ratio: 1.04

\ i >< i /

@imJunior[IJ]

\ ? >< ? /

↩ @turnedtechGod[TG]

@itChy[IC]

I won fair and square, danced my heart out! You wanna see? I even recorded it!!! I shoulda got my badge.

↩ @imJunior[IJ]

@itChy[IC]

They were supposed to make me a badge for being number one!!!! AND NEVER DID.

↩ @itChy[IC]

@turnedtechGod[TG]

bro theres no way you threw it down groovystyle and still didnt get your hard earned loot what the fuck

@diE[DE]

Which could mean nothing.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @itChy[IC]

\ i >< i /

@imJunior[IJ]

Interesting.

↩ @turnedtechGod[TG]

@itChy[IC]

Okay like, fr though. I did. Here, lemme get the recording. tl;dr dumb Scratch had some stupid humiliation show to see who could make him "break" and guess what. I won. I beat out the Rankmaid and our Lord!!!! And my prize was a badge that was like "number one!" with a medal or something. Idk. That was what I was told. Here anyway. This is it; [It's a recording of the night of the tea party right before shit went haywire, but it was focused on Itchy doing a J-pop dance on stage: https://youtu.be/F46Yt5k4upA?si=e0IgqwwO5wu3JIoz He even is doing BOTH PARTS, cause bro is so fucking fast.]

youtu.beyoutu.be

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @imJunior[IJ]

@itChy[IC]

Check what I just sent to Dave!!!

↩ @itChy[IC]

@turnedtechGod[TG]

first of all BRING IT ON is such a fucking banger second of all oh my god you danced your little heart out

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turnedtechGod[TG]

@itChy[IC]

No shit!!!!!!! I worked hard on that dance, didn't think I'd need to use it at the party but I did. I was SO COOL.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@itChy[IC]

There's seriously a Hate Bot wannabe still going?

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

kanaka kustor

@masterCuller[MC]

ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >[/\nt b≡ /\ w/\nn/\b≡ 0f s0m≡0n≡ ! d0nt ≡v≡n kn0w

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @masterCuller[MC]

@itChy[IC]

Yeah sure, dude. You're literally doing his whole "You're not special" bit, too. As if you don't know.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@itChy[IC]

Oh, he wants me to wear sequin tops with "Daddy" emblemed on it? Wowie, you think he's got a kinky kink? #nsfw

Kult: +20

Kull: +27

Total: 47

Ratio: 0.74

I simply think it would be… Ironic. Haa. Haa.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@itChy[IC]

Uh huh.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @itChy[IC]

Your defiant apathy fuels the delightful vitriol I feel.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@itChy[IC]

Yeah well I'm jacking off while scrolling chittr, I gotta be apathetic to bullshit. :) #nsfw

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

@itChy[IC]

eating cake while high is like a euphoric experience ohomg #substances

#substances

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Explosions Jones

@tenebroseTentation[TT]

This could be me. It *should* be me.

↩ @tenebroseTentation[TT]

@itChy[IC]

Oh dude like totally, I got enough weed to share

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@itChy[IC]

[Screaming into my pillow.]

Kult: +68

Kull: +55

Total: 123

Ratio: 1.24

Jack Noir

@walkstabwalK[WK]

rough day?

↩ @walkstabwalK[WK]

@itChy[IC]

My stupid ass can't keep myself from telling people what I like.

Kult: +9

Kull: +7

Total: 16

Ratio: 1.29

↩ @itChy[IC]

Rose Belvedere Lalonde

@melindaandThemoor[MT]

Sorry for butting in but... How is this a bad thing?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Oh what a marvelous sound that must be.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @melindaandThemoor[MT]

@itChy[IC]

Because. Because now he knows I like it and won't do it again.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@itChy[IC]

You wanna hear me screaming that badly?

↩ @itChy[IC]

I can synthesize it, and I already know how magnificent it is. But what could be better than than the real thing?

@itChy[IC]

Dang your tone has taken a 180. Holy fucking shit. Alright, bet. You gotta do something to make me scream though.

↩ @itChy[IC]

I assure you. I still detest you, you thoroughly loathsome, hideously spirited thing. But…I can come to enjoy that hate.

@itChy[IC]

Uh huh.

@itChy[IC]

Okay dude not only is fiening for me he's hating my chitts, holy fuck. "⚪ Hm, I think I…hate him."

Kult: +49

Kull: +37

Total: 86

Ratio: 1.32

Callie Mallie

@justCallie[JC]

X Hi itchy x

Jinx Egbert

@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

thank you for your service in making him miserable, itchy.

↩ @justCallie[JC]

@itChy[IC]

Hey Callie!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gadaboutTrickster[GT]

@itChy[IC]

He's like... He's on something. I'm shaking dude.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @itChy[IC]

Jinx Egbert

@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

like in a bad way or shaking laughing way? just wanna make sure.

↩ @gadaboutTrickster[GT]

@itChy[IC]

I don't know yet. He literally is pitch flirting with me right now. By hating all my chitts.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@itChy[IC]

Why the fuck is Cueball in my DMs crying about "⚪ What sort of wretched curse emanates from you? Why are all so enamored with you?" Eat shit, bitch.

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

@itChy[IC]

Im gonna keep bedrotting its the new trend

Kult: +50

Kull: +40

Total: 90

Ratio: 1.25

john egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

tried it. i do not recommend! unless you've got someone to bedrot with.

the ⊹Yaoi Fairy⊹

@cryhoundColortura[CC]

not a trend 8y choice

Sawbuck (10 hat)

@sawBuck[SB]

Room for one more?

↩ @sawBuck[SB]

@itChy[IC]

I think im just gonna stay it alone

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

↩ @cryhoundColortura[CC]

@itChy[IC]

Yeah well its a trend to my downward depression

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

@itChy[IC]

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

↩ @itChy[IC]

the ⊹Yaoi Fairy⊹

@cryhoundColortura[CC]

right there with you, man. right there with you

@itChy[IC]

We're seriously talking about height? Okay, I'll bite. I'm 5'4". Harr harr harr. I'm like the second shortest Felt member, get over it.

Kult: +17

Kull: +10

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.70

=oXO ormici =oXO

@eusocialPedant[EP]

=oXO i,m also 5,4"¡¡ =oXO

@itChy[IC]

BRO STOP TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL ME. NO ONE IS GONNA DO IT.

Kult: +50

Kull: +50

Total: 100

Ratio: 1.00

Rayne Velvet

@romanticallyHopeless[RH]

Σ(°ロ°) Why would they want that to happen to you?!

↩ @romanticallyHopeless[RH]

@itChy[IC]

Because he wants me so bad.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

↩ @itChy[IC]

Rayne Velvet

@romanticallyHopeless[RH]

( ˙▿˙ ) ... Oh!

Sylink Protah

@singularityManifest[SM]

I did consider it during the g★l★, just feel like th★t's ★ relev★nt piece of inform★tion.

↩ @singularityManifest[SM]

@itChy[IC]

Go fuck yourself.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @romanticallyHopeless[RH]

@itChy[IC]

Yeah, it's like so funny.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @itChy[IC]

Sylink Protah

@singularityManifest[SM]

W★h w★h w★h

↩ @singularityManifest[SM]

@itChy[IC]

You're also just jealous of me, too.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @itChy[IC]

Sylink Protah

@singularityManifest[SM]

Ok★y. Wh★tever helps you sleep ★t light.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Daeve "The Minion" Stroder

@itChy[IC]

The Doc is all talk and no Scratch. Gonna kill me? Yeah sure buddy.

Kult: +45

Kull: +40

Total: 85

Ratio: 1.13

@truntcheGoodhat[TG]

haha itchy and scratchy simpsonsss

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

@diE[DE]

#manifesting

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @diE[DE]

@itChy[IC]

You wish. I'll fuck your day up too and tell you all the juicy details about other you.

Kull: +10

Total: 10

↩ @itChy[IC]

@diE[DE]

I HATE that this is A Thing now. You contemptible little gremlin. I hope he DOES kill you. I hope it hurts!!

↩ @diE[DE]

@itChy[IC]

As if. I'll tell the Lord on him.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @itChy[IC]

@diE[DE]

You really ARE an insufferable brat. FINE, then. I hope he puts you into a box and shakes you around vigorously.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@itChy[IC]

Now he's liking my shit? Dude's trying for another charm.

Kult: +115

Kull: +120

Total: 235

Ratio: 0.96

↩ @itChy[IC]

no. stop talking.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@itChy[IC]

While he licked my neck, and bit me, and gave me hickies- oh and he choked me- and I came so /hard/ on his cock. #nsfw

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @itChy[IC]

your words are like sandpaper to my mind. C E A S E

↩ @itChy[IC]

Felyan Murnox-Paelax

@curiousClowder[CC]

₍^. .^₎⟆ Don’t l!sssten to them keep go!ng꠹

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@itChy[IC]

Hhh. I'm getting so turned on thinking about it. You think he'd do me again if I asked nicely. He was so rough, like-- oh my god. I'm drooling. #nsfw

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @itChy[IC]

https://www.image2url.com/r2/default/images/1779249371617-86ceb5c8-0045-44c5-aa2d-0899099df7ce.gif ((#nsfw for #flashing))

#nsfw #flashing

@itChy[IC]

I'm so sore, but I wanna finger myself just thinking about his monstrous cock fucking me. I'm exasperated, like-- fuck. I could cum from just a flick. #nsfw

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @itChy[IC]

Felyan Murnox-Paelax

@curiousClowder[CC]

₍^. .^₎⟆ Nodd!ng and tak!ng notes from the ss!del!ne. Th!sSs hasss become enterta!n!ng to me꠹

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @itChy[IC]

[thegoodScratchdoctor failed to reach through the typewriter to strangle you]

Kult: +4

Total: 4

@itChy[IC]

Why does that come up as a prompt? It's like the universe wants you to fail. Try harder, I need a little edging to get there- I'm not even touching my cock right now. #nsfw