

Itchibold The Great
@itChy
Member of THE FELT, Froggy Guy, and Shipping King

I'm actually going to sleep now.
...This timeline sucks. Fuck. I guess without his super speed we couldn't pull off some kind of critical heist??? Okay FINE I'll pull the pin back out. BEGRUDGINGLY. #vagueposting

WTF. YEAH JUST BLOCK ME ASSWIPE.
The #smash-or-pass that NOBODY asked for. If you humiliate or make fun of me I WILL move to a timeline where you are dead. ① PASS. I have gone to timelines where he is dead more often than I can count. My hatred burns bright. ② PASS? I just feel like it would not work out. He is too slow to employ the japery I find appealing. ③ Smash. ④ Refusing to answer because I know that promiscuous little dancer would smash anything that moves. ♥℧☘︎ maybe. ⑤ Smash. ⑥ Pass, but not because I wouldn't. I just think there are better things to do with an alternate version of myself. ⑦ Smash but only if it wouldn't make things weird. ⑧ Scandalous, but smash. It would never happen, however. And I would be terrified the entire time. ⑨ ...Smash. ⑩ Smash. ⑪ Pass. ⑫ ...Smash. The time travel angle is intriguing. ⑬ Pass. ⑭ Smash. ⑮ Smash. ⚪ ...Smash. But it would never happen. And I'd be terrified the entire time.



