Itchibold the Great
@itChy
where am i
Good to be appreciated.
YOu uN >:( THAT >:( RIGHT NOW. THAT >:( BETTER BE A >:T OR A >:s BY MY NEXT POST. SO HELP ME ME. I WILL SLAM YOu FACEFIRST INTO A WALL AND KEEP CRuMPLING uNTIL ALL THE STuFFING IN YOuR GODDAMN uPPITY BRAT ASS LEAKS OuT. IN A HORRID AMALGAMATED MESS OF CONJOINED LEPRECHAuN LIVING FuNFETTI. THE uNMITIGATED GALL.
SuCH INSOLENCE. THAT IS NOT COOL BADGES BEHAVIOR. WHICH. TO BE CLEAR. REALLY HAS ALWAYS BEEN AS SIMPLE AS ASKING. AND NOTHING ELSE. YOu HAVE NEVER BEEN OBSTRuCTED. FROM SIMPLY PICKING ONE uP IN THE BREAKROOM. AND FASHIONING IT TO YOuRSELF. LIKE ANYBODY ELSE. OR GIVING A LITTLE NuDGE TO @imJunior. WHO IS A WELL KNOWN FELT SYMPATHETIC. THERE ARE DOZENS WHO RECEIVE YOuR SuPPOSED. SPECIAL ATTENTION. THEY ARE NO DIFFERENTLY SPARED MY INDIGNANT INKY BLACK COSMOS BLOTTING WRATH. BuT TONIGHT. I AM SEVERELY DISAPPOINTED IN YOu. AND ON THE DAY OF THE ANNIVERSARY OF MY SISTER BEING DEAD NO LESS. uTTERLY HEINOuS OF YOu. I EXPECTED BETTER FROM MY NuMBER ONE.
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I DO NOT PARTICIPATE IN TALENT SHOWS. YOu ARE GOING TO HAVE TO BE A FAIR BIT MORE SPECIFIC THAN THAT. I ALSO DO NOT AuTHORIZE DOC SCRATCH. OF ANY COSMIC VARIETY. TO ISSuE BADGES OF ANY KIND. I DO. HOWEVER. REMEMBER YOu DOING A FuNNY LITTLE DANCING GIG. IN WHICH YOu PERFORMED THE PARTS OF A SONG. MEANT FOR TWO. BuT AS ONE. I ALSO REMEMBER WIPING THE FuCKING FLOOR WITH YOu. BY PuKING uP AN ENTIRE CHESS BOARD IN SEQuENCE. AND DOC SCRATCH. DYING SuMMARILY AFTERWARDS. LEAVING THE CONCLuSION SOMEWHAT. IF NOT ENTIRELY. CONTENTIOuS AND NOT ANNOuNCED.
TODAY IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF MY SISTER BEING DEAD. SHE DID NOT DIE ON THIS DAY. MIND YOu. THIS IS JuST ONE OF THE MANY DAYS IN A CALENDER YEAR I HAVE DECIDED. QuITE ARBITRARILY TO REMEMBER SHE IS DEAD. SHE IS DEAD EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR. DO NOT GET IT TWISTED. OR BELIEVE WHATEVER SHIT YOu HAVE BEEN HOCKED ABOuT ME HAVING DADS. SISTERS. COuSINS. AuNTS. MEEMAWS. OR WHATEVER THE FuCK ELSE INTERNET IMPERSONATORS HAVE THOuGHT FuNNY TO PuT FORWARD. I HAVE NO FAMILY. I HAVE NO RELATIVES. I HAVE NO CONCuBINES OR COuRTESANS OR AROuND THE CLOCK WHORES. I MEAN. BESIDES THE RANKMAID. BuT SHE IS KIND OF JuST LIKE THAT. IT WOuLD BE uNFAIR TO MALIGN A BARKBEAST FOR ITS BARK OR BEASTLY NATuRE. I MERELY TAME. AND. I GuESS. I HAVE. *FOuND*. SOMETHING OF A *FAMILY* HERE. DO NOT. uGH. DO NOT MISATTRIBuTE MY WORDS. BuT. MY SISTER NEVER LOVED ME. NEVER EXPECTED IT. YOu LOT. HOWEVER. ARE NOT SO FOOLISHLY uNWISE. FOR. THAT. I. GuESS. I. CAN. SAY. THANK. YOu. FOR. THE. ENDLING. FOuNDLING. FAM. tumut
DO NOT DEBASE YOuRSELF. ITCHOBOLD THE GREAT. YOu ARE NOT AN AROuND THE CLOCK WHORE. THAT IS WELL OuTSIDE OF uNION REGuLATED RATE. AND I AM NOT GOING TO APPROVE BILLABLE HOuRS. FOR SOMETHING I DO NOT ASK OF YOu. YOu ARE. THE AFOREMENTIONED. *FAM*. THAT I ESTABLISHED. IN uNAMBIGuOuS INTENSITY uP THERE.
@itChy https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/adcf5e12a311.jpg ☮️🕊?
Someone give me someone to stab here I will take all suggestions and pick which one is the funniest.
WHAT DID YOU DO TO A COW ITCHY????