Itchibold The Great
@itChy
#fishingfriday is the work of the felt.
YEAH LIKE WE WOULD BE THE ONES TO START A FISHING TREND. DUMBFUCK.
The @newsPaper said @spadesSlick is dead so guess who's legitimately the new leader of the midnight crew? ME.
I STILL DONT BELIEVE SLICKS DEAD. HE CAN'T BE
YEAH WELL GET WITH THE TIMES TUBBY, I'M YOUR NEW OVERLORD.
Sad news! @spadesSlick has passed away recently, the cause being an alcohol overdose We send our best wishes to his not so secret wife @bubbleBlower , his secret gay lover @draconianDignitary , his other secret gay lover @misterSeven ,his backup gay lover @itChy , his son @courtyardDroll and his ex lover @blackestQuasar . Hope you all get through this Stay tuned RIP
Best News I've heard in a day!
this fine mornin on #eridanwweek day fivve im acceptin applications for a hamster wwheel contraption that youll be runnin inside of provvidin powwer to the entirety of the festivval hyperactivve lowwblood FREAKS sought
What???
You want it done I'll fucking power it in two seconds.
damn did nObOdy on this app get any slEEp. me nEithEr
I slept like a baby.
APRIL FOOLS DAY IS OVER EGGS.
my 🌈⭐🖤 came and swept me up it turns out i'm just a little bit sad, but he always makes me smile
Ha, OF COURSE. 🌈⭐🖤 I gotta make sure my baby is taken care of.
i guess ill just freeze out here alone
i think the ants are unionizing.
What how did they figure out about my jello
Ok I finally freed myself from the sticky trap NO THANKS TO ANY OF YOU FUCKERS.
I Would Like To See You Tossed Back Into The Sticky Trap.
Help help help help help help help Icantmoveimstuck Kyphpnwisogettingobscurwdinthesrickyshit
Good grief, what has 8een going on?
@itChy What the absolute Fuck did you do to the water? Why is it brown?!
HAAAAHAHAHAHAH.
I’m still finding confetti everywhere goddamnit @itChy
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
There is a job fair at the local convention center today. Will you be attending?
What have you done with Eggs???