TODAY IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF MY SISTER BEING DEAD. SHE DID NOT DIE ON THIS DAY. MIND YOu. THIS IS JuST ONE OF THE MANY DAYS IN A CALENDER YEAR I HAVE DECIDED. QuITE ARBITRARILY TO REMEMBER SHE IS DEAD. SHE IS DEAD EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR. DO NOT GET IT TWISTED. OR BELIEVE WHATEVER SHIT YOu HAVE BEEN HOCKED ABOuT ME HAVING DADS. SISTERS. COuSINS. AuNTS. MEEMAWS. OR WHATEVER THE FuCK ELSE INTERNET IMPERSONATORS HAVE THOuGHT FuNNY TO PuT FORWARD. I HAVE NO FAMILY. I HAVE NO RELATIVES. I HAVE NO CONCuBINES OR COuRTESANS OR AROuND THE CLOCK WHORES. I MEAN. BESIDES THE RANKMAID. BuT SHE IS KIND OF JuST LIKE THAT. IT WOuLD BE uNFAIR TO MALIGN A BARKBEAST FOR ITS BARK OR BEASTLY NATuRE. I MERELY TAME. AND. I GuESS. I HAVE. *FOuND*. SOMETHING OF A *FAMILY* HERE. DO NOT. uGH. DO NOT MISATTRIBuTE MY WORDS. BuT. MY SISTER NEVER LOVED ME. NEVER EXPECTED IT. YOu LOT. HOWEVER. ARE NOT SO FOOLISHLY uNWISE. FOR. THAT. I. GuESS. I. CAN. SAY. THANK. YOu. FOR. THE. ENDLING. FOuNDLING. FAM. tumut
its okay, becauuse i love youu.
EW. DO NOT SAY THAT TO ME. ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF MY SISTER BEING DEAD. I AM. ESPECIALLY TENDER AROuND THIS TIME. EVEN IF IT IS TRuE. BuT THANKS.
DO NOT DEBASE YOuRSELF. ITCHOBOLD THE GREAT. YOu ARE NOT AN AROuND THE CLOCK WHORE. THAT IS WELL OuTSIDE OF uNION REGuLATED RATE. AND I AM NOT GOING TO APPROVE BILLABLE HOuRS. FOR SOMETHING I DO NOT ASK OF YOu. YOu ARE. THE AFOREMENTIONED. *FAM*. THAT I ESTABLISHED. IN uNAMBIGuOuS INTENSITY uP THERE.
Always going to be exactly the leverage you need, sir.
ABOuT 250 POuNDS OF FORCE DEPENDING ON THE FuLCRuM. YES. YES. YOu ARE QuITE HANDY WITH THAT WEAPON I ENTRuSTED YOu. BuT IT IS MORE THAN MY SAFETY. SANITY. AND IMAGE THAT YOu PROTECT. IT IS MY CONTINuED WILLINGNESS TO SEE YOu AS SOMEBOY WORTH SEEING. SOMEONE I CAN LOOK TO. CALL uPON FOR GuIDANCE. AND DISMISS WHEN THAT GuIDANCE IS FuCKING STuPID. OR uSELESS. AND YOu TAKE IT ON THE CHIN. AS YOu SHOuLD. IF THE ALTERNATIVES I EXHAuST BEFORE TRYING YOuR ORIGINAL SuGGESTION. ARE CONSIDERABLE AND PLENTIFuL. BECAuSE YOu KNOW IN MY INFINITE WISDOM. IF YOu ARE REALLY RIGHT. I AM ALREADY READYING MYSELF TO RECOGNIZE THAT. AND IMPRESS uPON YOu THE SIGNIFICANCE OF WHAT YOu HAVE DONE. TO MAKE ME LOOK. GOOD AS I AM.
... Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.