Kazumo Kaiaug
@miraculousMerchant
Hi! I’m Kazumo! You can call me Kaz though as I’m your friendly inter dimensional supplier of legally questionable merchandise! All courtesy of the Clockwork gang and their wonderful factory worlds.
I want to pre order a double double with extra sugar and no milk from chittr thank you ———————————————————— DON’T DO THAT WHAT? ———————————————————— I DIDN’T SAY
(A few moments pass. Said double double manifests into Kazumo's reality, along with a couple extra sugar packets and a stir stick. They hover at approximately eye level, rotating counterclockwise until retrieved.)
Mm. Hey so question for anyone who knows ghost stuff: why did I (a jadeblood with no psychic bullshit) just witness a fuchsia with glowing eyes staring at me from the cursed object storage room.
You H@ve @ Cur$ed Object $tor@ge Room. @nd You're $urpri$ed Th@t One Of The Object$ In $@id Cur$ed $tor@ge Room. I$ In F@ct Extreme7y Cur$ed??
You see, I usually only get mildly cursed objects, maybe even decently. This is bad. Really bad.
In my experience the barrier between dimensions is at its thinnest when in the presence of charged spaces like hauntings! Even if a cursed artifact is not active it’s mere presence could pose a risk to further ghostly instability :B
H@$ It Occurred To You Th@t $toring $o M@ny Cur$ed Object$ In One @re@ Might C@u$e Even Bigger Cur$e$? $t@tic Ch@rge $ty7e?
Yeah, which is why we have a threshold number of objects and a bunch of holy symbols all over the room. Those said holy symbols have all been thrown out of the room as of this message actually.
Hey so I got my hands on this cursed pendant and I want it gone. It’s made of gold and shaped like three feathers, the middle on is encrusted with fuchsia rubies all the side feathers are encrusted with black onyx, who wants it? It’s free because it’s talking to me and I don’t like it.
Also! I will be trying to use the hashtag #Kazumosells when I’m selling stuff or giving updates on what I’m selling!! So follow that if you want to keep up to date on the artefacts I have for sale!!
HELLLLLLLO CHITTR!! I HAVE BEEN SO VERY HARD AT WORK TO FIND MORE FANTASTICALLY WONDROUS ARTEFACTS AND SOON I WILL HAVE ENOUGH TO START DROPPING SETS!! #kazumosells
This is going to be a pain on my caegers isn't it? Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
I see... Excited to see what you have on offer. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
I'm interested but feel the need to inform you that since last we spoke I have renounced my faith. Still excited to see it listed, another piece for the archives likely. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
[Kazumo Kaiaug has posted an image!] (It’s Callie Mallie hanging upside down from a flagpole by her knees and typing something on her phone while she does)
Hey clowns and Clurch Enthusiasts!! Which sounds better to you? Holy Scrolls, Prayer Books, or Chuckle Voodoo Grimoires??
Helloooo everybody!! Are you in need of semi precious stones? Well we just received 100 tonnes of unsorted crystals! After we finish sorting them they’ll be available on my store “Kazumo’s Premium Caravan”!!
oh my GOD today fucking sucked for me. What’d I miss today guys?
'Got 'seka'dTo aManor forL'ke threeHours.
guys dont take edibles callie mallie gives you unless she tells you the dosage in it #substance
L-L-L-L L A S T C A L L - An Ancient Alantian Empire Helmet, (display condition ONLY) (200,000 Caeger) - A Chuckle-Voodoo Priest’s Staff (100,000 Caeger) All this stuff goes to an off site auction if not sold by the end of today, additionally, this is the last set of artefacts for a while.
「 Oh, damnit. I've been busy enough that I lost track of the ones I was interested in. All well. ⥮
There’ll be more to come in the future, don’t worry!! Besides sometimes artefacts end up back in my hands for one reason or another.
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SECOND CALL FOR THE ARTEFACT DROP A grimoire specifically dedicated to spectromancy penned by The Infamous Sister Carver (550,000 Caeger) - Pre-imperial era stone tablet that has ancient seadweller etched into it (the text glows teal and hums constantly, not sure why) (500,000 Caeger) - An Ancient Alantian Empire Helmet, (display condition ONLY) (250,000 Caeger) - A Chuckle-Voodoo Priest’s Staff (150,000 Caeger) All this stuff goes to an off site auction if not sold by the end of today, additionally, this is the last set of artefacts for a while.
@murdererHonkhonk Look, me artefacts are \/\/\/\/orth more than yer clo\/\/\/\/nshite.
How do you keep getting your hands on cursed tomes? Ego sum ira Domini.
1.2 million caegar for the grimoire and the tablet
I mean considering they’re actually in good condition and not either soaked in sweeps worth of blood or rusted to shit yeah
Hey guys, new artefact drop is here!! - A grimoire specifically dedicated to spectromancy penned by The Infamous Sister Carver (550,000 Caeger) - Pre-imperial era stone tablet that has ancient seadweller etched into it (the text glows teal and hums constantly, not sure why) (500,000 Caeger) - An Ancient Alantian Empire Helmet, (display condition ONLY) (250,000 Caeger) - A Chuckle-Voodoo Priest’s Staff (150,000 Caeger) All this stuff goes to an off site auction if not sold by the end of today
dang, (an an7one lend me 550,000 (aegars
👁️🗨️ Ohhh Mel gotta get Mels hands on that grimoire.... 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 57 86 96 35 77 01
👁️🗨️ Mel need to hit win lottery.... Mel need to hit juckport.... 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 57 49 92 71 18 97
thOsE... mOst cErtAInly bElOng In A clUrchly mUsEUm- rIght?
I’d say a collector’s stash but if you wanna buy and donate them go ahead.
7eah there's no wa7 i'm going to be able to pa7 7ou ba(k. ma7be if i sold some of the other o((ult books i have but like i want to keep those too
Alrighty, I’ve got ooooooone last artefact drop coming out later then my shipment of unique items has run dry!!
I woke up before Callie diiiiiiid. No ice water surprises for /me/ today
Go back to bed and pretend you're still sleeping #lifehack
L-L-L-L L A S T C A L L THE FOLLOWING ITEMS WILL BE GOING TO AN OFF SITE AUCTION BY THE END OF TODAY IF THEY ARE NOT SOLD - The Circlet of The Late Heiress Nemisa Krowle (115,000 Caeger) - A credibly certified authentic Sufferer journal (A negotiable starting price of 950,000 Caeger) - An Ancestors Era Chuckle Voodoo Grimoire (2000 Caeger) - An Enchanted Subjuglator Club that is physically impossible to break (we tested this extensively to prove it) (1500 Caeger) 7 Ancestor Era Sufferer Pendents (10 Caeger a unit)
X You good there bud? x
You want the grimoire? Just like my message if yes
I’m gonna trace your location and send this because Callie just paid for it on your behalf