Kazumo Kaiaug
@miraculousMerchant
Hi! I’m Kazumo! You can call me Kaz though as I’m your friendly inter dimensional supplier of legally questionable merchandise! All courtesy of the Clockwork gang and their wonderful factory worlds.
Just knocked on callie’s door expecting her to jump out and say “got ya!” It didn’t happen.
Oh.shit.things.are.ok.enough.to.knock.on.the.door,.no.more.fuckers.over.there??? Shit.ok.i.can.start.rebuilding.things.then.
Temora fucked off with her kidnappees and the rest of her guys that got left behind have been brutalized by the populous. #violence #gore #kidnapping
Got.it,.yeah.i.lost.70.bodies.in.that.shit,.had.to.fuck.my.consciousness.off.to.vacationbot.who.I.keep.on.a.shitass.island Guess.i.can.come.back.now
Ripila’s going around hacking up corpses so idk if you wanna for a few hours #gore
It's.fine.i.think.she.said.i.was.boring.cuz.i.don't.have.any.flesh.to.put.her.knives.in
@justCallie okay you’ve been dead long enough you can come back now like everyone else on chittr does
I am. I’m honored my absence was noticed.
wh0 c0uuld f0rget y0uu?
You better get that presidential credit card ready cause I got some “donated” weapons tech
NOW THAT’S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR.
Have you ever wanted to travel the stars in a freighter class star ship? We have one for sale right now! For only 82,000,000§ you could get this bad bitch loaded with high tech features such as: Anti Matter Reactor for power Hardlight Defend-o-tron Exterior Auto Turret Salvage Cutting Hyper Beam Quantum Cloaking System (Kazumo’s Caravan Approved Quality) And if you wanna pay 150,000,000 we’ll install a multiversal-warpdrive for you! #Kazumosells
Pst, hey late crew, i’ve got a credibly certified sufferer’s journal for sale 75,000§ caeger and it’s yours
Have you ever seen callie driving her hover tank around and thought “Man, I want a fuckin hover tank with a hardlight cannon system too” WELL NOW YOU CAN BUY ONE FOR THE MODERATE SUM OF 64,000,000§/UNIT Limited supply, first come first serve
Good news Chittrians! Me and my associates have procured a factory ship with the means to mass produce military grade equipment on the fly! Expect good things (such as callie’s weapon collection expanding) soon!
I used some of that caeger I earned from auctioning off artefacts on this site to buy human vinyl records, 10/10 would recommend.
@temoraSolutionsinc YO BOSS WORD’S HITTING CALLIE JUST GOT SMACKED UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH A LEAD PIPE AND TAKEN, BOHDAH’S GUYS #violence
On It.
I want to pre order a double double with extra sugar and no milk from chittr thank you ———————————————————— DON’T DO THAT WHAT? ———————————————————— I DIDN’T SAY
(A few moments pass. Said double double manifests into Kazumo's reality, along with a couple extra sugar packets and a stir stick. They hover at approximately eye level, rotating counterclockwise until retrieved.)
Mm. Hey so question for anyone who knows ghost stuff: why did I (a jadeblood with no psychic bullshit) just witness a fuchsia with glowing eyes staring at me from the cursed object storage room.
✨🍭🕷️ send it to me MAIL IT TO ME PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE 🕷️🍭✨
You H@ve @ Cur$ed Object $tor@ge Room. @nd You're $urpri$ed Th@t One Of The Object$ In $@id Cur$ed $tor@ge Room. I$ In F@ct Extreme7y Cur$ed??
You see, I usually only get mildly cursed objects, maybe even decently. This is bad. Really bad.
In my experience the barrier between dimensions is at its thinnest when in the presence of charged spaces like hauntings! Even if a cursed artifact is not active it’s mere presence could pose a risk to further ghostly instability :B
H@$ It Occurred To You Th@t $toring $o M@ny Cur$ed Object$ In One @re@ Might C@u$e Even Bigger Cur$e$? $t@tic Ch@rge $ty7e?
Yeah, which is why we have a threshold number of objects and a bunch of holy symbols all over the room. Those said holy symbols have all been thrown out of the room as of this message actually.
Hey so I got my hands on this cursed pendant and I want it gone. It’s made of gold and shaped like three feathers, the middle on is encrusted with fuchsia rubies all the side feathers are encrusted with black onyx, who wants it? It’s free because it’s talking to me and I don’t like it.
Also! I will be trying to use the hashtag #Kazumosells when I’m selling stuff or giving updates on what I’m selling!! So follow that if you want to keep up to date on the artefacts I have for sale!!
HELLLLLLLO CHITTR!! I HAVE BEEN SO VERY HARD AT WORK TO FIND MORE FANTASTICALLY WONDROUS ARTEFACTS AND SOON I WILL HAVE ENOUGH TO START DROPPING SETS!! #kazumosells
This is going to be a pain on my caegers isn't it? Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
I see... Excited to see what you have on offer. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
I'm interested but feel the need to inform you that since last we spoke I have renounced my faith. Still excited to see it listed, another piece for the archives likely. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.