Kazumo Kaiaug
@miraculousMerchant
Hi! I’m Kazumo! You can call me Kaz though as I’m your friendly inter dimensional supplier of legally questionable merchandise! All courtesy of the Clockwork gang and their wonderful factory worlds.
I'm considering just giving up on my dream of being an advanced schoolfeeder. It just seems pointless... Everything seems pointless... #vent
X Hey guys, where should I go? Kalicorpion - jungle planet, high likelihood of getting shot at by drugged up mercs, good food or Yellow Mesa - desert planet, I have a massive open warrant there, moobeastboy culture #substance #violence x
How the fuck are you still alive man? I’m genuinely confused as to how the fuck you’re still alive.
▼▼▼fuck it I'm coming back to the cloister hope you're happy▲▲▲
HELLLLLLLO CHITTR!! I HAVE BEEN SO VERY HARD AT WORK TO FIND MORE FANTASTICALLY WONDROUS ARTEFACTS AND SOON I WILL HAVE ENOUGH TO START DROPPING SETS!! #kazumosells
This is going to be a pain on my caegers isn't it? Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
I see... Excited to see what you have on offer. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
assertiwve vwomen vwith mental health issues feel free to send me a dm.
[Kazumo Kaiaug has posted an image!] (It’s Callie Mallie hanging upside down from a flagpole by her knees and typing something on her phone while she does)
▼▼why the fuck can't you buy a single train ticket as a jade the dumbass machine keeps trying to get me to buy a group ticket▲▲ ▼gog do they think we only move in packs i swear▲
I knew a. troll back when I was still in the. caverns who would squish her thumb in the. soft spot of grubs heads for. fun and the. drones wouldn’t do anything about it. We had like. 70 grubs with head dents by the. time I left. Wonder what she’s. up to now
I JUST LEARNED THE HARD WAY STANDING UP IS THE WORST IDEA EVER. I REGRET TO ASK THIS, BUT CAN SOMEONE BE MY CRUTCH OR GIVE ME A FUCKING WALKER?? I ALMOST JUST FELL FROM BEING SO LIGHTHEADED
Dearie Do You Need Help? From Your Posts You Seem To Be In Rather Rough Condition Today.
@miraculousmerchant Chop Chop Kazumo, You See What They Need.
guys dont take edibles callie mallie gives you unless she tells you the dosage in it #substance
O hirdd o'z kidy jrtr mpe. Plsu.
@miraculousMerchant You said you disposed of it!
Be sure before you @ me about these things I’m a very busy woman for fucksake.
L-L-L-L L A S T C A L L - An Ancient Alantian Empire Helmet, (display condition ONLY) (200,000 Caeger) - A Chuckle-Voodoo Priest’s Staff (100,000 Caeger) All this stuff goes to an off site auction if not sold by the end of today, additionally, this is the last set of artefacts for a while.
「 Oh, damnit. I've been busy enough that I lost track of the ones I was interested in. All well. ⥮
There’ll be more to come in the future, don’t worry!! Besides sometimes artefacts end up back in my hands for one reason or another.
SECOND CALL FOR THE ARTEFACT DROP A grimoire specifically dedicated to spectromancy penned by The Infamous Sister Carver (550,000 Caeger) - Pre-imperial era stone tablet that has ancient seadweller etched into it (the text glows teal and hums constantly, not sure why) (500,000 Caeger) - An Ancient Alantian Empire Helmet, (display condition ONLY) (250,000 Caeger) - A Chuckle-Voodoo Priest’s Staff (150,000 Caeger) All this stuff goes to an off site auction if not sold by the end of today, additionally, this is the last set of artefacts for a while.
@murdererHonkhonk Look, me artefacts are \/\/\/\/orth more than yer clo\/\/\/\/nshite.
How do you keep getting your hands on cursed tomes? Ego sum ira Domini.
1.2 million caegar for the grimoire and the tablet
I mean considering they’re actually in good condition and not either soaked in sweeps worth of blood or rusted to shit yeah
Hey guys, new artefact drop is here!! - A grimoire specifically dedicated to spectromancy penned by The Infamous Sister Carver (550,000 Caeger) - Pre-imperial era stone tablet that has ancient seadweller etched into it (the text glows teal and hums constantly, not sure why) (500,000 Caeger) - An Ancient Alantian Empire Helmet, (display condition ONLY) (250,000 Caeger) - A Chuckle-Voodoo Priest’s Staff (150,000 Caeger) All this stuff goes to an off site auction if not sold by the end of today
dang, (an an7one lend me 550,000 (aegars
thOsE... mOst cErtAInly bElOng In A clUrchly mUsEUm- rIght?
I’d say a collector’s stash but if you wanna buy and donate them go ahead.
7eah there's no wa7 i'm going to be able to pa7 7ou ba(k. ma7be if i sold some of the other o((ult books i have but like i want to keep those too