Kazumo Kaiaug
@miraculousMerchant
Hi! I’m Kazumo! You can call me Kaz though as I’m your friendly inter dimensional supplier of legally questionable merchandise! All courtesy of the Clockwork gang and their wonderful factory worlds.
X HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THROWING WATER ONTO A GREASE FIRE MAKES THINGS WORSE? I SURE DIDN’T x
▼▼CALLIE!!!▲▲
X This is hive fire 46 I’ll be fine x
Good news Chittrians! Me and my associates have procured a factory ship with the means to mass produce military grade equipment on the fly! Expect good things (such as callie’s weapon collection expanding) soon!
X Council is postponed 20 min, there’s tavern fight across the street and we’re getting involved #violence #substance x
I am s• m•therfucking þissed бy this fucking þrinter. It fucking ruined all my fucking reþ•rts! Fuck the techn•l•gy! I'll бe fucking writing fr•m hand, manually every m•therfucking þage •f this бig ass w•rk! Ør I'm g•ing t• cull s•me•ne just t• þacify my anger!!! #fuckþrinters!!!
Idk if running and selling artefacts from your DEAD fucking religion is lowblood work but go off.
X Everybody’s a gangster until I go “WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY DRUGS” then suddenly nobody’s involved in anything or with anyone. #substance x
You literally posted a video of video of yourself unhinging another purpleblood’s jaw with your fist. *No one in their right mind* wants to be involved with anyone or anything when you lose your drugs for the 50 millionth time. #gore #violence #substance
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One is seeking the most nefarious of trolls to join the Dark Army….. Ʒ
How would The Dark One like a cursed amulet that whispers creepy shit when in earshot?
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One would love a cursed amulet. Please let the Dark One know your prices. Ʒ
Free, I just spent whole past few hours trying to get whatever manner of spirit is attached to it to calm down enough to where I can turn the power on
Mm. Hey so question for anyone who knows ghost stuff: why did I (a jadeblood with no psychic bullshit) just witness a fuchsia with glowing eyes staring at me from the cursed object storage room.
✨🍭🕷️ send it to me MAIL IT TO ME PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE 🕷️🍭✨
You H@ve @ Cur$ed Object $tor@ge Room. @nd You're $urpri$ed Th@t One Of The Object$ In $@id Cur$ed $tor@ge Room. I$ In F@ct Extreme7y Cur$ed??
You see, I usually only get mildly cursed objects, maybe even decently. This is bad. Really bad.
H@$ It Occurred To You Th@t $toring $o M@ny Cur$ed Object$ In One @re@ Might C@u$e Even Bigger Cur$e$? $t@tic Ch@rge $ty7e?
Yeah, which is why we have a threshold number of objects and a bunch of holy symbols all over the room. Those said holy symbols have all been thrown out of the room as of this message actually.
X Hey guys, where should I go? Kalicorpion - jungle planet, high likelihood of getting shot at by drugged up mercs, good food or Yellow Mesa - desert planet, I have a massive open warrant there, moobeastboy culture #substance #violence x
How the fuck are you still alive man? I’m genuinely confused as to how the fuck you’re still alive.
▼▼▼fuck it I'm coming back to the cloister hope you're happy▲▲▲
HELLLLLLLO CHITTR!! I HAVE BEEN SO VERY HARD AT WORK TO FIND MORE FANTASTICALLY WONDROUS ARTEFACTS AND SOON I WILL HAVE ENOUGH TO START DROPPING SETS!! #kazumosells
This is going to be a pain on my caegers isn't it? Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
I see... Excited to see what you have on offer. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.