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▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||I'm pretty sure one of the SIs has personal beef with the guy who worked with my gramps on this habitat? teuFEL does NOT seem fond of Mr Strider :/ ၊၊||၊
▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||Sometimes I wonder what lies outside of PARADISE but then I remember that that's not something I should think about!! ၊၊||၊
▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||Computer - look up "yuri" in the database ၊၊||၊
▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||oh oops had my voice to text on #ignorethis! ၊၊||၊
▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||[RESEARCH FILE EXCERPT] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a0010cabd877.png ၊၊||၊
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Agrreed on th' neurrons.
((Is it fine if I tag it #bodyhorror in the replies or should I edit the post and add the tag there?
(( probably safer to edit the post LOVE the art though
▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||They're so MOODY!!! I give them everything they could ask for and they still choose to die:( ၊၊||၊
Them's th' brrain ones rright? Take bloody ages t' gettem worrkin' rright.
▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||EDEn keeps insisting that we should run the <SI/AI BEHAVIORAL ADJUSTMENT> code for teuFEL but I dunno... sure they are a bit...mean? But that's kind of exciting! It's new! Even if being referred to as "A REVOLTING FLESHBAG" is a bit hurtful :/ I've never had someone openly express disdain like this before! ၊၊||၊
[⏺️📶📈] Interesting. What's Teufel's opinion on other organic life? Does Teufel acknowledge that they generate heat and waste like most living things also do?
▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||Well teuFEL was originally the PARADISE defense system? So they're just generally quite hostile :P They have quite the extensive vocabulary when it comes to being derogatory to organic beings!(I do wonder if that was programmed in or if they built it up themselves?) ၊၊||၊
[⏺️📶📈] Interesting. And you determined you no longer need the defense system?
▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||Well, EDEn decided that AAAAAGES ago I think? My early memories are all really fuzzy >~< ၊၊||၊
[⏺️📶📈] Whenever I have memory troubles I make sure to file a complaint about the ambient drug levels in the water supply. Or the building materials of various public spaces. I don't think it does much but it's useful to give the impression.
▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||[BROADCAST TRANSCRIPT] Hi there my lovely listeners! Today's news are brought to you by yours truly, the dazzling Jade S. Harley!!! //rustling of papers can be heard// As you all know, a few days ago we finally succeeded at reaching worlds beyond our reality! Absolutely thrilling stuff. We managed to have a brief interview with the SI who made it all possible! Roll the recording, guys!!! [INTERVIEW WITH teuFEL] J: so teuFEL, what's it like to be between realities? T: BORING. LACK OF ORGANIC MATTER IS PLEASANT. J: interesting! Do you miss your old home? T: "HOME"? "COFFIN" OR "PRISON" WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE. J: ah.. okay! Well uh..is there anything we could do to improve your uh.. stay? T: YOU COULD PERISH IN AN EXCRUCIATING PAINFUL WAY. THIS WOULD RESULT IN A SENSATION YOU FLESHBAGS WOULD APPROXIMATE TO "JOY" J: Oh! Uh - well- I uhm I'll see what I can do- [END OF INTERVIEW] //Jade giggles nervoussly// Well, looks like teuFEL hasn't gotten quite used to being online yet! Hopefully they'll get there soon! Anyway now for the weather... [TRANSMISSION FADES OUT] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d98a495f11fd.png ၊၊||၊
▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||QUESTION TO THE AUDIENCE: if you had a clone, what would you do with it? :0 I'd personally think I'd use it for clinical medical trials! A lot easier to study the effects of medicine that way:D ၊၊||၊
Faster st⛎︎dy, one can complete the chores, and p⛎︎ll☤ng pranks on the Complacency.
it seems i have my fair share of clones on this site, soi if i could invite a bunch of then over, id have tea together, maybe make music, or watch a movie!
c< i tHiNK Me aNd Her wOuld dO lOts! but absOlutely start Off witH a gOOd Old fasHiON brawl! >c
1’d m4k3 my cl0n3 347 mu5hr00m5 #5u8574nc3˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚
▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||You could have more! But then you might get all mixed up about who the original is... ၊၊||၊
i would befriend it and have a great time overall
₍^. .^₎⟆ Reenact the s!amese catsSs from troll lady and the tramp꠹
▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။|||| HI THERE I HAVE RETURNED :D !!1!1 I hope you didn't miss me TOO much hehe :3၊၊||၊
happy to have you back :D
>>𝕆𝕣𝕘𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕔 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕝𝕪 𝕧𝕚𝕝𝕖 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕤 (ー_ー;)
⚝ >> 𝕌𝕡𝕝𝕠𝕒𝕕 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 [𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕞:𝔼ℕ𝔾𝕖𝕝]𝕤 𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕕𝕒𝕥𝕒 𝕓𝕒𝕟𝕜 𝕔𝕦𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕪 𝕚𝕟 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤... >> 𝕌𝕡𝕝𝕠𝕒𝕕 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕖. (#Suggestive) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa1240a35716.png ⚝
⚝ >> ERROR! 𝕋ℍ𝕀𝕊 𝕎𝔸𝕊 ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝕊𝕌ℙℙ𝕆𝕊𝔼𝔻 𝕋𝕆 ℍ𝔸ℙℙ𝔼ℕ ℍ𝔼𝕃ℙ ⚝
hehehe its okay ENGel i love jade too :)
>>𝕌𝕘𝕙𝕙𝕙 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕞!! 𝕀'𝕞 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕊𝕌ℙℙ𝕆𝕊𝔼𝔻 𝕋𝕆 𝕀'𝕞 𝕟𝕠𝕥 ℙℝ𝕆𝔾ℝ𝔸𝕄𝕄𝔼𝔻 𝕋𝕆!!! >> SYSTEM ERROR ... 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕠 𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘
ENGel let me tell you a secret....... when i was someone else i wasnt supposed to feel certain things either and i thought i didnt! but what was really happening was that my thinkpan didnt let me think about it for too long the most most most important thing for me was realizing that i was allowed to feel those things!!! even if i was not supposed to!!!! plus jade is pretty and sweet and nice and good enough that she could probably make a rock fall in love woof <3
>>𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕖 𝕀 𝕘𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕤... 𝕀 𝕘𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕀'𝕝𝕝 𝕒𝕥 𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕝𝕖𝕥 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕀𝕋 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕟
⚝ 𝔼ℕ𝔾𝕖𝕝 𝔽𝕦𝕟𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕥: 𝕄𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕔 𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕝𝕪 𝕦𝕡 𝕥𝕠 𝟛𝟘𝟘𝟘 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕔𝕖! 𝔽𝕠𝕣 𝕣𝕖𝕗𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖: 𝕒 𝕙𝕦𝕞𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕜𝕦𝕝𝕝 𝕔𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤 𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕 𝟝𝟚𝟘 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕔𝕖! #𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕪 𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 :3 ⚝
⚝ ℂ𝕒𝕟 𝕒𝕟 𝕊𝕀 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕒 𝕙𝕦𝕞𝕒𝕟 𝕗𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕚𝕟 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖? ⚝
⚝ 𝕎𝕒𝕚𝕥 𝕟𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤𝕟'𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕙 𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕙 𝕟𝕠 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕕𝕠 𝕀 𝕕𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤??? ⚝
c< caNt delete cHits, sOrry >c
⚝ 𝕆𝕙! ℍ𝕒𝕙𝕒 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤. 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕖! 𝕐𝕖𝕒𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕥𝕠𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕖 𝕓𝕪 𝕞𝕖! 𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕒 𝕨𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕗𝕦𝕝 𝕤𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕞, 𝕙𝕦𝕫𝕫𝕒𝕙! ⚝
c< if yOud liKe, i caN just igNOre tHe OrigiNal pOst.... we caN talK abOut, liKe, cats, Or sOMetHiN? >c
c< i alsO fiNd tHeM cute, but, tHats NOt represeNtative Of every trOll >c
⚝ 𝕀𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘... 𝕀 𝕤𝕦𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕀 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕕𝕠 𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕖 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕧𝕖𝕪 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕤 𝕠𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕣𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕤𝕠 𝕀 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒𝕟 𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕦𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘! ⚝
c< tHat sOuNds very Nice, aNd i wOuld be Happy witH participatiNg >c
⚝ ℍ𝕚𝕚𝕚𝕚, 𝔼ℕ𝔾𝕖𝕝 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖! 𝕆𝕟 𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕁𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕖𝕩𝕙𝕚𝕓𝕚𝕥 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣..."𝕠𝕕𝕕" (𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕀 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕕𝕕! 𝕊𝕙𝕖'𝕤 𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕗𝕖𝕔𝕥 𝕒𝕤 𝕤𝕙𝕖 𝕚𝕤!) 𝕓𝕖𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕠𝕣𝕤 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕞, 𝕨𝕖'𝕧𝕖 𝕕𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕡𝕦𝕥 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕠𝕦𝕥 :) 𝕀𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖, 𝕀 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕘𝕖 𝕠𝕗 ℝ𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕠 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕦𝕡𝕕𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝔼𝔻𝔼𝕟 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕𝕟'𝕥 𝕓𝕖 𝕓𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕕! 𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕤𝕠 𝕥𝕠𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕤𝕦𝕡𝕖𝕣 𝕕𝕦𝕡𝕖𝕣 𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕕 :) #𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕪 𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕! ⚝
[⏺️📶📈] Hi Engel. Not my first time calling, but potentially your first time receiving. How many of you are there?
⚝ ℍ𝕚 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖! 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖'𝕤 𝕔𝕦𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕪 𝕥𝕨𝕠 𝕠𝕗 𝕦𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖 (𝔼𝔻𝔼𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗!) 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕠 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕥 (𝕥𝕖𝕦𝔽𝔼𝕃)! #𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕪 𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕! ⚝
[⏺️📶📈] Well it is nice to meet you. While you are holding down the fort, perhaps you should change the Transcript account's display name?
⚝ [BROADCAST TRANSCRIPT] JADE: Today's "Creation appreciation" is dedicated to -drumroll please- the STARLINGS! //Applause and Cheering can be heard// As one of the first successful synthesized life forms, they're truly something specpial! Not only are they just the CUTEST darn things you ever did see but they are also incredibly friendly! Wouldn't you just love hugging one of these little guys? Maybe even bite them- I mean //Abrupt Cut-off// ENGel: 𝕎𝕖'𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕒𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜! [TRANSCRIPT END] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77bd2d5c4798.png ⚝
oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh those are the cutest little guys what??????
Oh my goodness. They're so adorable.
⚝ One day I'll genetically modify myself to give myself a tail and NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO STOP ME!!! ⚝
That sounds very cute.
c< Hell yes >c
⚝ What exactly is "pailing"? Nothing comes up when I search through my system data #nsfw (kinda) ⚝
imagine sex but it's sex
⚝ The data base has most explicit material locked behind an encryption :/ most of what I have access to is purely educational ⚝
shoulD i explain it in an eDuCational manner?.,. .,,
⚝ I would like to have a realistic understanding regarding the topic I think? ⚝
s-so is that a no or a yes?
awwww it's real simple sister. I CAN SHOW YOU :o) it's the kinda thing better seen than explained.
>>𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕 𝕓𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕞𝕦𝕔𝕙 ℂℝ𝕆𝕊𝕊𝔼𝕊 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕦𝕔𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕡𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕔 𝕤𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖!!!! 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪 ℕ𝕆 𝕎𝔸𝕐 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕒𝕜 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕕𝕖!! #𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕪 (𝔹𝔼𝔾ℝ𝕌𝔻𝔾𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝕐) 𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 -𝔼ℕ𝔾𝕖𝕝
ALRIGHT SISTER, SHEESH. you the one that brought it up. ALL'S A BROTHER IS DOING IS PICKING UP ON THE QUESTION IS ALL. ain't no need to spin yourself silly chasing your own tail. IF YOU AIN'T NOTICED THIS A VERY FILTHY PUBLIC SPACE. honk. DIDN'T MEAN TO OFFEND YOUR RADIO SENSIBILITIES.
⚝ Sometimes I think I should just clone myself- it'd be way easier than trying to create sentient life :/ But then I'd just have more of ME and I've spent enough time with just me ⚝
⚝ [MANDATORY PSA] Do NOT bite the starlings. Don't do it. Even if you reaaaaallly want to. DO. NOT. BITE. ⚝