Your host JADE :D
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HELLO WORLD :D Tune in to Paradise Radio on 333 FM!
⚝ So apparently my sketch explaining how we managed to get signal down here in PARADISE wasnt "accurate enough" for a *certain someone* //rolls eyes// Ive been asked to post this figure to hopefully clear things up!! (see EDEn?? Im doing what you asked!! >:/ Now stop monitoring my activity on here!!) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1ce21be76545.png ⚝
ah okay yeah makes sense
c< OH! tHats pretty clever, actually, if iM uNderstaNdiN tHe diagraM >c
⚝ Ok basically: a buuunch of years ago astrophysicists predicted that the earth would get hit by a meteor storm, wiping out humanity. So SKAIA (a company dabbling in space exploration, meta-reality and such) decided to create a form of pocket/hyper-reality to get everyone out of the upcoming mass extinction event and into their server which would be launched into space, yay! Unfortunately turns out that consciousness/mind has a weight to it and so when billions of people transferred themselves into the server it resulted in a giant black hole :( oopsies!! Hope that clears things up :D ⚝
⚝ Essentially, the fabric of reality is thinner at the bottom of a black hole, making it easier to pierce!! ⚝
c< sO i was rigHt! Hell yeaH! >c
⚝ WEATHER UPDATE: There have been reports of binary snow in the subaquatic forest! better grab your winter scuba gear!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/814e8f6b2c89.png ⚝
⚝ Huge thanks to ENGel for helping me with this photoshoot!! Truly the best personal AI companion a girl could ask for! Heres a little preview :D!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92d8fd9b47fe.png ⚝
oh wow you look really gooD! i like your hair.,,
This l00k really slaps
c< pretty! >c
DAMN SISTER. looking good.
c< Of cOurse! i speaK frOM tHe pusHer >c
⚝ Probably a silly question buuuut... what do the symbols under chitts mean? I understand the "like" one (I've watched enough shows to know that one!) but the other three are a mystery and someone keeps "hating" my posts... Does that mean they don't like me? :( ⚝
D --> It is an extrapolation on quadrants, but think of it kind of like a thumbs up and thumbs down on human media. A heart can be a thumbs up, a spades is a thumbs down. Diamond is so-so? Similar to the heart but more in a friendly acknowledgement way? But it is also used to like a post. Clubs tends to be used for confusion, or to denote concern.
⚝ Quadrants? I'm a bit out of my depth so an explanation would be WONDERFUL! :D ⚝
D --> This is correct. There are different connotations for diamond, as it aligns with moirailship. It's a pity for a reason, but it's still a positive gesture.
⚝ That's good to know!! Is the diamond more of a friendly thing while the heart is like.. loveydovey? ⚝
:33 < AABSOLUTELY my dear! :33 < It can be a little tricky to translate it properly over into human terms, but the HEART stands for something close to what you know as romantic attraction and all of the good stuff that comes with it! So when someone LIKES something, they really do like it! :33 < For the DIAMOND, that aligns with our concept of MOIRAILS! Think of them like... platonic soulmates! One k33ping the other in check! So when someone reacts with a PITY on your post, they can either empathize with you, or... actually pity you! It can be a little hard to tell sometimes, but ultimately it is still considered positive! :33 < I already explained a little on when someone HATES your post, that they often do mean it! And for us, in that case, SPADES leads to our kismesises! This is a heated rivalry and borderline actual hatred but there's still some attachment there! :33 < Aand lastly, the CLUBS! When someone MEDIATES your post, they act much like an auspistice, or somebody who often will mediate betw33n two locked in a kismesis to ensure that they don't go overboard! So when someone MEDIATES you, it's likely because they're trying to say "WOOAH! Hold your horses there!"
⚝ That's really fascinating! So what sign would be appropriate to react to this post with? Because I REALLY appreciate the information (thank you btw!!) but I wouldn't want to send mixed messages? ⚝
:33 < H33h33! Don't worry! I wouldn't entirely classify the reactions here as fully aligning with the quads one-to-one, plus it would be CRAZY if someone were to be trying to facilitate a matespritship through solely reacts alone! So, to show a positive reaction overall you are fr33 to LIKE it! :DD
:33 < Of course!! Happy to be of service! ;33
⚝ Jade thought of the hour(? Time is weird here :P): Flesh eating bacteria could be really helpful in disposing of organic waste when experimenting with synthesizing life! I think I will construct a flesh eating bacteria pit :D it's so nice to finally find a use for them!!! ⚝
⚝ HELLO THERE, FUTURE LISTENERS (hopefully)!!!! I (your host Jade in case you forgot!) thought a little visual might clear up the question you've all surely been asking yourselves: How did we get signal in a Black Hole?? Fear not because I'm here with the answer! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/67b7d5d788c7.png Hope that clears things up:D!! Tune into PARADISE RADIO at 333.0 FM!! ⚝
⚝ HI WORLD!!!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE THIS WORKED AKDKSLDLFLG ⚝
⚝ OH RIGHT I completely forgot- <Rewind noise> INTRO TIME Hi there, I am Jade Harley! One of many from what I know (yippee Multiverse!) For years Ive been unable to reach ANYONE on account of EDEN (my home :P) being inside a giant STUPID black hole >:/ But those days of sorrow are OVER NOW!!!! Because we launched a satellite THROUGH the fabric of space!! Suck on that, laws of physics!! Youve been bested by a girl who struggles with using more than 19 dimensions in her simulations!! ⚝