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(( probably safer to edit the post LOVE the art though
Agrreed on th' neurrons.
[⏺️📶📈] Interesting. What's Teufel's opinion on other organic life? Does Teufel acknowledge that they generate heat and waste like most living things also do?
[⏺️📶📈] Hi Chittr. It's going to reach about 92 Fahrenheit, 22% humidity, with only wispy clouds and the occasional dust devil today in Night Vale. And there's a planned road closure on my usual walking route to work, so I'm cutting through the Ralphs parking lot.
c< i tHiNK Me aNd Her wOuld dO lOts! but absOlutely start Off witH a gOOd Old fasHiON brawl! >c
it seems i have my fair share of clones on this site, soi if i could invite a bunch of then over, id have tea together, maybe make music, or watch a movie!
Faster st⛎︎dy, one can complete the chores, and p⛎︎ll☤ng pranks on the Complacency.
happy to have you back :D
c< tHat sOuNds very Nice, aNd i wOuld be Happy witH participatiNg >c
hehehe its okay ENGel i love jade too :)
Oh my goodness. They're so adorable.
oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh those are the cutest little guys what??????
c< Hell yes >c
BARK BARKABARBARBARK I LOVE YOU JADE OMG <3333
→ WELCOME This is the profile of another evil character, because I like villains. While he is terrible, I am not! If whatever he says hurts you, please block him. You can dm me about it, too, but I will not change his character to accommodate feelings. I am, however, willing to hear you out, and open to being warned if I forget a tag or something :) → EXPECTATIONS ✦ NSFW, NSFWE, gore, violence, slurs, abuse, alcohol, drugs, and more! ✦ DMs are open, IC and OOC. He might not reply to all IC stuff, especially if he doesn't find it interesting. OOC depends on how you approach it; I'm a big introvert. ✦ I only do chat-style RP on Chittr. I have not had mojo for para rp in forever, but if that ever strikes, it would be either through Tumblr or Discord. ✦ Kink-friendly even if I'm not into all kinks ✦ I do not interact with self-inserts, yume shippers, and all that. ✦ I don't think he's really gonna block anyone, but if that happens, consider it an IC block, not OOC. → EXTRA ⟡ My name is Julie, Vide or Videcoeur, whichever you prefer; videcoeur is my alias everywhere (Toyhouse, Tumblr, Discord) ⟡ I am over 35 years old. ⟡ I will be extremely low activity....I think. ⟡ His art is by Metzer. → TOYHOUSE PROFILE I don't think there's anything too heavy mentioned on his profile. Yes, he's a villain, but he's not that bad compared to some of my ocs. You don't need to be cautious, but keep in mind he's still not a good guy. https://toyhou.se/20429774.scizor https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5d641cb8162.png Your name is SCIZOR VORTEX. You are THIRTY SWEEPS OLD and somehow still alive despite spending every waking moment acting like a PUBLIC UN-SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT. Your hobbies include HUNTING TROLLS, BEING HUNTED BACK because that's the definition of fun to you, CRASHING EXPENSIVE PARTIES UNINVITED, and being THE LOUDEST VOICE in any room you stand. You are a proud SMALL BUSINESS OWNER, which is technically true in the same way a KNIFE FIGHT is conflict resolution. Your entire business model is to ABDUCT TROLLS YOU FIND INTERESTING, indiscriminately of their caste, so they can participate in SPORT HUNTING. You insist that this is ENTREPRENEURSHIP and justify it by claiming that survival is a SKILL ISSUE. This logic has distressingly worked out very well for you so far. Most people get the urge to BACK AWAY SLOWLY upon meeting you. This is largely due to your CONSTANT SMILING, UNNERVING EYE CONTACT, and the STRANGE CLICKING NOISE you make whenever you get excited about something, which means bad things for whoever you are getting excited about. Outside of your business, you enjoy MOONSHINE, VIOLENCE, DARK HUMOUR, CROP SWEATERS, as well as FUCKING AROUND AND FINDING OUT, a philosophy you embody so much it might be considered a mental disorder on any other planet. You highly dislike WHINY BITCHES, STUCK-UP BITCHES, SMART-ASS BITCHES, SHY BITCHES, and probably many other types of bitches you have yet to classify. You affectionately named your COSKSLUG LUSUS (cockroach-seaslug) TRASHDAD. He's probably EATING SOME DRYWALL right now, but you wouldn't stop him from doing what he loves. You care for him deeply, and this is somehow the LEAST DISTURBING THING about you.
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literally troll 1984
there are dead stars that still shine because their light is trapped in time
[⏺️📶📈] To answer your initial question... Warm, partially soft, partially hard, slowly progressing towards sweaty if not already there.
wait no omg i worDeD that so baDly i meant to say your best is better than a lot of other people's bests nonono omg i'm so sorry i DiDn't mean to insult you like that abhhhhh
Continuing the history of Uesugi Karkat from the Nawashii era: Shortly after his dismissal from the realm of Grubuki theatre, the once again-titleless Uesugi Karkat sought to invest his amassed wealth. He was known for being particularly preoccupied with the sciences — specifically, horology, chronology, and astronomy. Though he was a deeply private person, he was known for being eminently fixated on the movements and arithmetic of the Green Moon. Some of his studies involved tracking its lunar phases, cataloging previous celestial events, and learning to predict the path that the moons would take in the future. However, this was still not enough to turn his liquid capital into stable assets. One day, a peasant girl from a distant, rural village appeared in the city, pleading for aid from anyone who would heed her. A vicious band of mountain bandits had been terrorizing her village and reaping its resources to the brink of collapse. However, no matter how many mercenaries and samuraisolators she petitioned for help, none came to her aid. When Uesugi Karkat encountered her by chance, it is said that he was seized with a sudden and immediate purpose, as if the recognition of her face alone were sufficient to declare his support. Furthermore, the Mikkaddo who had inadvertently led to the former Grubuki actor's disgrace was so deeply moved by this act of passion that he declared his support as well. By pledging his retainers, his allies, and his crosshairs to the cause, the Mikkaddo set out to help Uesugi Karkat prepare the village's defenses before the bandits' next raid, and in doing so, forged a moiraillegiance with the would-be rebel leader of such wholesome magnitude that its pale reverberations would be felt through time. Gone were Uesugi Karkat's demure robes. His lacquerware hair descramblers and false theatre horns were cast aside for armor and weaponry. Rather than wielding a sword or the era's rapidly developing firearms, the Nobushii chose to wield a simple, bespoke sickle of custom, apparently "nostalgic" design. As a gift from the Mikkaddo, it was forged by his personal weaponsmiths and equipped with a weighted chain concurrent with the sickle-based weaponry of the time. This weapon, whose name is translated into contemporary Alternian as "the See you Later, Dear Brother," is among the artifacts kept on display at the Uesugi Karkat Historical Preservation Foundation. After emptying his coffers to hire several capable warriors and miscreants found around the region, the Nobushii led a team of twelve total trolls to rally the villagers and fend off the mountain bandits. The battle was long, bloody, and deeply dramatic — likely because a former Grubuki actor had absolutely no way of being "normal" and "mundane" during any sort of armed conflict. This, however, would be the event to forge the moiraillegiance between Uesugi Karkat and the violetblooded Mikkaddo into an unbreakable blade of pure, pale dedication beyond all question of fidelity. When the battle concluded and the bandits were repelled, the village became an important hub of operations for the Nobushii and his small, eclectic warband. Though they would later separate and go their own ways, several of them — including the oliveblooded NEKOJITA and the bronzeblooded TOGYUSHI — remained together, unified by mutual beliefs in freedom and opposition of Imperial hegemony. The Mikkaddo, however, would later be seduced into the employ of a powerful East Alternian heiress, culminating in a conflict that would define the future of the East Alternian Restoration era and the enduring legacy of Uesugi Karkat, whose next title, the SHIKIKAN, would be his last. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9fd47e8259d7.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3b53fcf8c9d8.png #uesugikarkat
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c< sO i was rigHt! Hell yeaH! >c
c< OH! tHats pretty clever, actually, if iM uNderstaNdiN tHe diagraM >c
woof woof!!! (HI OTHER JADE!!! :D)
woof!! :D
c< Of cOurse! i speaK frOM tHe pusHer >c
DAMN SISTER. looking good.
c< pretty! >c
This l00k really slaps
oh wow you look really gooD! i like your hair.,,
:33 < Of course!! Happy to be of service! ;33
:33 < H33h33! Don't worry! I wouldn't entirely classify the reactions here as fully aligning with the quads one-to-one, plus it would be CRAZY if someone were to be trying to facilitate a matespritship through solely reacts alone! So, to show a positive reaction overall you are fr33 to LIKE it! :DD
D --> It is an extrapolation on quadrants, but think of it kind of like a thumbs up and thumbs down on human media. A heart can be a thumbs up, a spades is a thumbs down. Diamond is so-so? Similar to the heart but more in a friendly acknowledgement way? But it is also used to like a post. Clubs tends to be used for confusion, or to denote concern.
not silly at all !! I think everypuppy kinda uses them a LITTTLEEE differently, 8ut this is how I use them; heart - I like this !! diamond - awww I'm sorry, I feel for you !! spade - I don't like this !! clu8 - I don't know how I feel a8out this one man, I dunno if this is it