:33 < BIG SHOT peta!!
@audiotapeCatnip
:33 < The hostess with the meowestess!
It's TV TIME! AGAIN! PLEASE WATCH MY SHOW! LIKE ME!
What...channel is it...? (^ . ^ ❀)
I am...watching...! (^ o ^ ❀) I like..your gameshow....(^ . ^ ❀)
I love...TV...(^ o ^ ❀)
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"Don't touch that dial" I say to my cat as she walks by my television as I'm watching a show. She can't touch a dial, she has no thumbs. I have a flatscreen. I chuckle to myself about the joke.
:33< classic meowbeast purrank
:33 < Goooood meowning! :))
:33< meowrning meow!
:33 < What a BUSY day, don'tcha think! Take some time, relax, and wind down to some of our pleasantly picked out nightly broadcast for such a thrillingly mysterious night! ;33 https://open.spotify.com/track/74VR3AkGPhbYXnxcOYa16x?si=f69ccf85d2d6410e
support ur local trans girl btw
c< true >c
:33 < A meowsquarade? Purrhaps you'll s33 me around there... if mew can find me, that is! ;))
:33 < Let's say once I claw up the numbers a little higher I announce my FIRST example of an interview! Then all of mew can vote on who I get to chat with next!
i will be #watchingthisspace
:33 < Did I miss the memo with all my fellow m33's having such a cute little badge?
:33< i think the gods of chitter bless us at random :33< im not sure how it works :33< but i just got mine reccently
:33 < Hmmhmm!! I s33! Purrhaps I'll look into finding some ways to get a little higher ratings to catch their eye...
:33< of course!!! :33< just try not to worry mewer head about it too much :33< itll happen when it happens :))
:33< horoscope time :33< ♈ mew will m33t a man named mr bed and he will give mew a bottle full of sand :33< ♉ the stars purrdict that tomorrow mew will die :33< ♊ katana joe has it out fur mew beware his dagger :33< ♋ mewre lucky letpurrs are Z N and W :33< ♌ mewre so cute :33< ♍ mew will wake up in mewre bed transfurmed into a bug gregor samsa style :33< ♎ mew will get the high score in billies big bash :33< ♏ the slugs are back :DD :33< ♐ mew should pick up a quick easy fun game... purrhapse campaign fur north afurica? :33< ♑ big squid clawms out of the ground and eats mew NYAT THE WATPURR :33< ♒ taco bell but nyat really that good :33< ♓ unicycle entrapment
:33< mew gotta watch out fur that lil gamby
:33< yeah sorry :((
:33< all my horoscopes are just as real as anya othpurr horoscope mewll efur read
oh this is fine i cant eat taco bell anyvway.
:33< i post horoscopes furequently mew should go back and read them they all rule
OH FUCK YES. I LOVE MY SLUGS. THE CAVERS ARE FULL OF THESE FAT FUCKS.
:33< YEAHHHH!!!
:33 < Now don't fall asl33p just yet! You'll miss on our Midlight Music! But if you are a pawrt of the crowd itching to catch those ZZ's, then here's a little lullaby to lull you away to mewr dreams~ ;33 https://open.spotify.com/track/4y68MbR4SBc8UcnvQgzvdA?si=7230b677ca9e467b
:33 < And now, for today's sponsor: SUNTORY B33R BABY!!!!!!!!!!! https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/image_2026-05-14_200457258.png #substance
G1V3 1T TO M3 NOW
:33 < I did not expect there to be such a huge reach of people out on here!! And plenty of inciting incidents to look into! Purrhaps I should host some interviews?
its important 2 remember not only can u do whatever u want forever, but theres so much less consequences than u think there r. the world is ur oyster n ur a fukin pearl
:33< too true!
:33 < can we have a #leijonjuly or something?
i'm in full support! and not just 'Cus i 6ot a soft spot for animal-like folks!
:33 < h33h33!! thank mew, curr33
c< yall Have My vOte! >c
:33 < thank mew!
c< aNytiMe! O7 >c
:33 < Sounds like a fantastic idea! And fur ratings! #leijonjuly B33
:33 < hell yea!! :33 < pawlways good to hear furrom an alt
:33 < Now don't touch that dial! Ah, wait, that line's fur somebody else! ;DD