Irma "Intern Irma" Rosas
@broadcastBeyond
Intern at NVCR. At least it's never boring!
Tonight's numbers - 45 - 6 - 19 - 20 - 51 - 98 - 66 - 2
Oh are they lucky numbers?
[⏺️📶📈] Just numbers. Divine your own meaning, if you dare~.
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ You've cracked the case. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Figured it out expertly. We were so blind. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ What we needed to settle caste system disputes was human intervention. Their godlike opinions. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ We are saved. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
[BEGIN MESSAGE] c1ear1y. tthey kn0w 0h z0 much better. [END MESSAGE]
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Not this time. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
[⏺️📶📈] It's a cool 84 degrees at midnight right now. So naturally, I'm lying under a large ceiling fan as I type this. How is everyone else's night going? Well, I hope?
Me and this stupid coffee machine against the world.
[⏺️📶📈] Good afternoon, chittr, apparently everyone in Night Vale now knows that I attended #murderontherails and I'm being forced to field questions about aliens. So anyway I'm going to go find an unsurveilled section of desert to hide in.
?alienS .what alienS .there were no alienS .only people wearing costumeS
[⏺️📶📈] That's what I'm saying!
(\ /) if they're giving you any more serious problems, i can definitely have a word to the station about it.
[⏺️📶📈] It's not THAT big of a deal. Just a little light ribbing from Cecil. I think he's hoping I'll find a date to gossip about it something.
(\ /) to those who participated in #murderontherails , i appreciate the amount of commendment you've been giving me. it's-- a bit overwhelming, i'll admit, aha, but seriously, it is greatly appreciated. but of course, i extend the gratitude right back over towards all of you! my lovely guests for the night, my detectives and murderesses, who played all of their roles to a T! you're the ones who truly made the night feel alive. and, well, who knows... perhaps another fateful night will be out on the horizon...
thank u @archangelsTerrarium for invitin me over to #murderontherails i had a fuckin BLAAAAAST i ended up getting my role mixed up (thot i was journo when i was reporter BUT THEYRE THE SAME THING OK) mid way lmfao and wasnt rlly used to roleplayin like dat but i still had soooo much fun
(\ /) aww roxy,,, and you did play your part very well!! you were quick with your investigation team in the diamonds room, i couldn't be prouder of the lot of you. :)
🜲 Got off the tr⚜in. Lovely event. Someone ⚜ccused me of murder, it w⚜s ⚜musing bec⚜use I h⚜d been w⚜iting until someone ⚜ccuses me so I could get out of my throne ⚜nd f⚜ll down. Bec⚜use I c⚜n't w⚜lk well. ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
adding to the mass of posts a8out it 8UT IT DESERVES THE RECOGNITION !! !! @archangelsTerrarium #murderontherails was a8solutely AWESOME !! everypuppy who came did fantastic jo8s with their characters. I'm glad everypuppy had so much fun, since that's the most important part !! and to Lev, you did an AMAZING jo8 with everything, could literally not have imagined a 8etter, more well-planned mruder mystery. thank you for trusting me with such an important role ໒( ❍ ᴥ ❍)ʋ they never expect da woof8east to 8e da killerrrrr
(\ /) goodness this is- so many posts i'm backtracking to find... aaahhh... @_@;; but, seriously-- you played your part well, and i couldn't be prouder to have you there as a participant. the moment i planned this, i knew i could trust you with the role when you expressed how good you were at getting into character. <3
໒(＾ᴥ＾)७ my friends deserve the 8EST performances !! !!
[⏺️📶📈] Oh, it's been about a month actually. I don't know if @abyssalBeholding is still interested in receiving sacrifices, but on the off chance... A family pet died recently. I light thirteen candles, and write you this offering burned in their heat. I offer you my grief and my anguish at her passing. We've had her since I was a child, and I helped her through difficult sheddings and diseases. This last one was simply too much for her, and she was stuck with nothing we could do. My hands that cared for Alberta took her life, because I couldn't bear to hear her struggle to breathe. Though a lot happened today. I still don't know what I'll do without her tomorrow. If you don't want the offering, please do return the grief. It's worth a lot to me despite the pain in my chest and the tightness in my throat.
going places is awesome especially when i dont know what the hell im doing it just makes it more fun
space jam
damn did i accidentally make things about space jam again or are we jamming space style
[⏺️📶📈] I participated in #murderontherails tonight. What a fun show! I'd like to thank my junior cryptography class for the quick save with knowing alcohol as an effective solvent for most kinds of ink. Thank you as well to @inspectingPickles for being such a good teammate and of course @archangelsTerrarium for being such a wonderful host and organizing everything! Now maybe don't get shot as badly next time? A squib would've been more than enough.
shame i missed it! would've loved to be there
// future sara was there, for the record
Had a wonderful time at your side!
(\ /) hey- i can't guarantee anything of that sort, but i'll certainly try my best. it was an honor to be your host for the night. :)
[⏺️📶📈] Any time you feel like visiting!
[⏺️📶📈] ... Which is to say don't be a stranger, you know?
(\ /) of course not, irma. once i've had enough of my break, i'll make sure to take another pit-stop in night vale for a day trip.
[⏺️📶📈] It's almost time for murder on the rails... It'll be interesting riding the train with an entirely different spike of adrenaline this time.
im sO fucking excited
[⏺️📶📈] Phew... Cool air... Lights outside again. Maybe I'll look out through the blinds.
One moment, kitten. Mother is busy romanticizing the lightning and thunder.
I said one moment! God forbid a woman ritualize weather phenomenon.
it is actually me causing it. you're welcome for the aesthetically pleasing weather phenomena.
You know your way to a woman's heart, John. Well done.
Charlatan! Burn this wretch at the stake, before he spreads his hearsay.
Madness can inflict all genders, but men? Hopelessly susceptible to the diseases of the mind.
[⏺️📶📈] Lows today in the mid 70s, highs up to 110. Don't forget your sunscreen or your air conditioning, folks. I don't think anyone else in town actually looks at my social media but just in case.
woaaaa that's way 2 hot out x_x drink lotz of water!!!!! ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡
[⏺️📶📈] ... Does fancy coffee count? We actually have a decent coffee maker so I use it a lot.
i meannnnn >x< itz okkiii but you gotta drink water SOMETIME still ;_; or else u will dry out like some kind of sea sponge... ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡
[⏺️📶📈] Okay, okay point taken. I just don't like lingering around the water cooler. I guess I can just take my water somewhere else to drink it.
[⏺️📶📈] Okay I've once again made it to work. I would like to thank the sheriff's secret police for firing several warning shots into the crowd of lawyers that yip and jump along the fence as I run past the empty lot they've arbitrarily decided is their property.
[⏺️📶📈] Wardrobe update: I now have a lot more nice blouses, slacks, and pencil skirts in my closet than I did a month ago. I guess I just... Dress nice now. At least my mom is happy about this. If only it weren't like a hundred degrees outside and I, a person who walks to work. Maybe I should invest in a truly massive sun-hat.
[BROADCAST ENTRY] Good evening, night crew. It's your host, Mither Vauque. Or /is it/? It /is/, trust me. We have our first online question for the night, and perhaps /our topic/. @broadcastBeyond asks us: "Do you have any thoughts about death? If you do, kindly share one." When you say /you/ I assume you're referring to me, Mither. So of course /I'll answer/. Death is a natural occurrence, but I truly believe it is a type of /occurrence/ that /needs to happen/ otherwise there would be a lot more /nasty individuals out there/. This isn't to say I support a /genocide/. The worst needs to be weeded out. If this is to, let's say, how I feel about /dying/ well... I welcome its warm embrace. Mither Vauque is /not/ afraid of death. It waits /with mephitic/ and /gorey/ claws for me each night, but I've been waiting for it to get a little closer each time. /Nothing ever happens/. Not /yet/. When it comes, /I'll/ be replaced. Wouldn't I? We will find out one night. Thanks for tuning into this section's question! Feel free to ask or do whatever with this form. It's /yours/.
[⏺️📶📈] Thanks for sharing! I think about death... Fairly often. For both personal and professional reasons. I think I read once that death is just a correction of a rounding error on a ledger. That anyone or anything at all is getting away with something. Well, if we're rogues and thieves, let's keep getting away with it a while longer. It's more fun this way, until death remember to fix up his margins.
[FEEDBACK] What an interesting perspective. Something I can agree with entirely. Why do you think of death so often?
[⏺️📶📈] The intern mortality rate at our station is notoriously high. Also I hear a lot of news, and deaths are frequently considered news.
[FEEDBACK] News containing death makes sense but the intern thing? Really? Why's that? Well, it's not unheard of, truthfully. Heard stations always drop because hosts often get culled for their views.
[⏺️📶📈] There's a lot of... let's say oddities! In my area. And the station values their core staff very highly, so interns usually end up taking up the role of investigative reporter. In my short career I've dealt with a box of angry venemous snakes, jumped onto a train, and avoided what I'm pretty sure was a pack of rabid lawyers. (They really need to get on the public lawyer vaccine schedule.)
[⏺️📶📈] Feeling especially low on blood today. Hopefully someone else can get the door of the station building for me.