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⚝ OH RIGHT I completely forgot- <Rewind noise> INTRO TIME Hi there, I am Jade Harley! One of many from what I know (yippee Multiverse!) For years Ive been unable to reach ANYONE on account of EDEN (my home :P) being inside a giant STUPID black hole >:/ But those days of sorrow are OVER NOW!!!! Because we launched a satellite THROUGH the fabric of space!! Suck on that, laws of physics!! Youve been bested by a girl who struggles with using more than 19 dimensions in her simulations!! ⚝
⚝ HELLO THERE, FUTURE LISTENERS (hopefully)!!!! I (your host Jade in case you forgot!) thought a little visual might clear up the question you've all surely been asking yourselves: How did we get signal in a Black Hole?? Fear not because I'm here with the answer! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/67b7d5d788c7.png Hope that clears things up:D!! Tune into PARADISE RADIO at 333.0 FM!! ⚝
⚝ Jade thought of the hour(? Time is weird here :P): Flesh eating bacteria could be really helpful in disposing of organic waste when experimenting with synthesizing life! I think I will construct a flesh eating bacteria pit :D it's so nice to finally find a use for them!!! ⚝
i made brnt eggs 4 lunch 1 day ill make sumthin rite that isnt mac and cheese i can make good mac and cheese tho
I MEANT NAMING A GALAXY AFTER MYSELF!!! JUST SWITCH THE WORDS AROUND!!!
Just saw a guy become a lotus flower. I didn't know you could do that.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:A thorn filled rose You gotta know that this won't last Desperation will erase the fact I'm keeping all Of the answers in my cigarette box Yeah, the answer's in the second before the other shoe drops And if you're blind to that I am fine with that Oh, I will ruin you Oh, I will ruin you It's a habit, I can't help it I know that you mean so well But I am not a vessel for your good intent I will only break your pretty things I will only wring you dry of everything But if you're fine with that If you're fine with that I will poison all your happy thoughts I will love you like the ashes in my cigarette box 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:Me Evil, as a concept, is usually defined as profoundly immoral behavior, and it is related to acts that cause unnecessary pain and suffering to others.[1][2][3] Evil is commonly seen as the opposite, or sometimes absence, of good. It can be an extremely broad concept, although in everyday usage it is often more narrowly used to talk about profound wickedness and against common good. It is generally seen as taking multiple possible forms, such as the form of personal moral evil commonly associated with the word, or impersonal natural evil (as in the case of natural disasters or illnesses), and in religious thought, the form of the demonic or supernatural/eternal.[4] While some religions, world views, and philosophies focus on "good versus evil", others deny evil's existence and usefulness in describing people. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
I have met someone who I suppose could be considered an evil version of me. He wasn't always evil. Sometimes I feel bad for who he used to be. Anyways, listeners, I'd like to inform you all that Saturday has been canceled this week due to budget cuts.
Hello, listeners! Due to a few concerning posts I've seen since joining the site, I would like to remind everyone that all bombs sent through the postal service should be *properly labeled.* That's what the bomb labels are for!!!
i dont need an evil alternate I AM T)(-E -EVIL ALT-ERNAT-E )(-E)(-E)(-E
Biiiiiiig stretch.
Take your medication, by the way.
==> @broadcastBeyond asks: => Have you ever been lost? Do you remember the feeling? What ended up happening? last night it was bad i got home unless this was some sort of emotional lost thing or whatever i dont know what you mean other than literal https://forms.gle/NBYbNCHQCZ6zTFFG9 #ama #qna #ava #askvinnyanything
@broadcastbeyond is asking “what defines a clod?” oaf idiot clown goose lump dummy fool looser dunce doofus oaf goon airhead clod clod a clod is someone who think they are smarter then a glorp in question!!! https://forms.gle/sgdotpwx3ilppck2a
ozatap is a sham run by money laundering vandals who seek to sell more air. BREATHE IN. you have it right there YOU DONT HAVE TO PAY FOR IT!!!
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nothing is a concept made up by big void to sell more null
phew! well, that's all i need to do, so i'm 6onna turn in for some sleep now. final thou6ht of the ni6ht: when the 6oin' 6ets tou6h, the tou6h... start thinkin' about... Cute Chubby 6als... and snu66lin' with 'em... kissin' some... then lettin' 'er smother you with her... ... ...what was i talkin' about a6ain? oh ri6ht, sleep! 6ood li6ht, friends! ^◡^
⪩ D⌖ y⌖u ever s⸸t there 𓉸nd s𓉸v⌖r l⸸fe? R⌖ll ⸸t 𓉸l⌖ng y⌖ur t⌖ngue l⸸ke 𓉸 sweet c𓉸ndy? Y⌖u sh⌖uld. Y⌖u never kn⌖w when ⸸t w⸸ll end. ⪨
:33< purrlay donkey kong jungle beat? :33< i bought a sandwich while i was drunk what do i do with it? :33< #substance
They feed on the fungus. To the point where these types of fungus would not be growing in these areas anymore and thriving without the ants farming them. They even have multiple forms of agriculture.
@broadcastBeyond Asks: "Do you have a favorite bug? Is that bug actually an insect?" As my posts would suggest, ants have been a very recent interest of mine. While they seem basic, I am specifically fascinated by the cultivation patterns of certain species. Fungus-growing ants have been a subject of much of my research. I have not been too interested in bugs before I learned about them. Aphids can get a special mention, of course. https://forms.gle/LoLg5Yvo8EQ8EQw57
⪩ My ⌖nly rule f⌖r #Fre𓉸kyFr⸸d𓉸y ⸸s the m𓉸sk st𓉸ys ⌖n. ⪨
((which is to say im gonna reply!! to active RPs in DMs because it's no longer really hot and I'm suddenly getting the energy right before I pass out so I'm gonna get to them right!!! now!!!))
on the upside, stayin' up so stupidly late 'n' realisin' that has left me with a stunnin' realisation: ...i ain't feelin' so bad anymore. i mean- still Can't 6o out. ankle injury Croppin' baCk up 'n' all, but i don't feel like the whole world is wei6hin' on me 'n' i don't feel like i'm dyin' so... pretty 6ood plus i think. don't worry i'm 6oin' to sleep real soon. >◡<
@broadcastbeyond asks "vwhat wvould you do if the stars began wvinking out of the night sky, one by one?" vwell shit, cant say i havwe an answver all prepped for that one. i mean, kinda already happened to me, my entire univwerse got got. but if it happened again... eh, id probably look for someone up for end of the galaxy macking
this game is s/) relatable #justlikemefrfr https://file.garden/Z-r7_3pThB1Egd1E/Screensh/)t%202026-05-28%20201201.png
one time i guest starred on a ceLLebritys grubtube channeLL and then a few weeks LLater i found a fanfic that someone had written where i was the eviLL temptress who broke his heart so he couLLd faLLLL into the LLoving arms of another hot ceLLebrity man. funniest shit i ever read
Another One Asked By Broadcastbeyond Is Quotation Marks What Is Your Favorite Time Of Day And My Answer To That Is Actually The Most Obvious One I Do Enjoy More The Night Especially If Theres Someone Else With Me As Company
Answering questions no8ody asked #Vriska - I am 8ARLEY 6ft. - I have a really average 8ody type, not chu88y, not scrawny. - It's like a8ove average, a 8it girthy, and it is retracta8le. Y'know, just troll stuff. #NSFW - My tits are average. #NSFW - My arm and eye are still fucked up. - Yes, I love her very much. - Yes, I'm super into women who could kill me and make me 8leed. - I am also into rain8owdrinkers.
Oh, an #antupdate. The ants are doing well.
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ANONYMOUS ASKED!!!: IF YOUR THINKPAN WAS FUSED WITH AN EVIL SQUEAKBEASTS IN A HORRIBLE LAB ACCIDENT, WHO DO YOU BELIEVE WOULD WIN THE PSYCHIC BATTLE FOR CONTROL OF THE BODY? MY ANSWER!!!: EASILY I WOULD WIN!!! IN FACT!!! IT WOULD BE AN INSTANCE WHERE MY SUPERIOR BRAIN WOULD EAT THE EVIL SQUEAKBEAST'S BRAIN AS IF IT WAS A TWIN IN A EGG!!! ALTHOUGH THIS MERGING OF OUR BRAINS WOULD LIKELY CAUSE MY PERSONALITY TO SWITCH IN SOME WAY!!! PERHAPS I WOULD START MAKING MY INVENTIONS CHEESE THEMED.... #ASKDEXTERVUZREIANYTHING HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/A11RXJ16AQBRXKZ56
everyone is doing ask me anything i asked some question that was fun maybe i should make my own ask me anything #freecontent
I'm always practicing my smile! ▾ https://cdn.imgchest.c▣m/files/1ad77b65a975.png
#jadesdiary 7 ok, getting off my island has been a blast! but dang is this timeline stuff confusing! still just a human, but i'm happy with that. it's been a little lonely lately. uhhm, apparently i'm someone's mother, and the other mother is rose...? what the hell goes on in sburb? never really thought of rose like that, but i guess it makes sense, since we stopped talking years ago. i still wonder whether i'm one of the more grounded jades or if i now blend in too much. i liked being me and unique! oh yeah! apparently, i have older siblings out there somewhere! their names are joey and jude, but i sadly can't seem to discover their current whereabouts. but i do know they lived in this manor at some point. i guess this is my new home! luckily, i have mostly everything, although dreambot didn't survive the journey through the sea as i did. ;( it has been a weird month for me. i have discovered so much about myself! made some new friends, but i don't talk to them as often as i'd like. oh well, that's something i can work on. i'm already kind of used to not talking much. human civilisation is so fun to be around! i've been to new york, los angeles, and plenty of other places i haven't caught the name of! it makes me really happy that a boring human like me can achieve all of this without weird space powers and whatnot. i hope to meet up with some of you one day! that would be fun, i think. i sometimes wonder what my life would be like if i did play sburb... but now, i'm happy with what i have. :)
Cleared the sink and then immediately made TWWO kinds of pasta 😤
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(\ /) watch yourself, irma.
THE BATTERIES WE USE ARE ACTUALLY small little technologically inclined power grid cities operated by electron magistrates
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/ᐠ Oh, it's beautiful! Lush, tame forests, proud families of artisans and royals and farmers and gravetenders... Oh, and you can see the Red Grove and the Great Canyon from space!! ≽(◉˕ ◉ ≼マ ᐟ\
(\ /) Intercontinental Ballistic Lagomorph. send chitt.
You’re listening to… Good Afternoon and Midnight, folks! I understand that there's some plans later on for folks to head to the beach. Don't forgot to pack some tunes or a radio with you when you go. It's not a party without some music, after all! We've got something nice and funky for ya right here. Remember, take your time, and I'll see you when my love grows. Here's "Cleaning Windows" by Van Morrison. …Midnight City Jazz!
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it's pretty gOOd yeah. can't say i ever had imaginary cOrn befOre. as fOr cecil. i have knOwn peOple in my lifetime whO were far mOre eccentric. i can assure yOu that he is nOt a prOblem.
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(\ /) i think i'm in need of a little distraction. so this is a reminder that i have a little inbox now. ^_^ https://forms.gle/YDD9aMofGnXBFc5y8
(( the one day this week i gotta actually gotta be offline for most of it, Karama gets no breaks, i guess, and also, have fun, and wish me luck, (im doin an interview, maybe ill actually be emploooooyyyeeedddd)
Crocker tip of the day: just because things seem hopeless, you will be okay. You are so much stronger than you think and I believe in you all. 🩵
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One like and ሠቹ ragebait Doc Scratch with forbidden knowledge ሠቹ have
(\ /) i've been thinking about something over the past few days. how interested would the public be in a potential murder mystery party?
dii2gruntled ii2 a pretty good word. people 2hould u2e iit more.
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okay so my two favorite old men want to go for a hike actually so um... i'll get a picture with them both while we're out? and post it later...
"AMA" ??? why do u have lnks just dm them and niot be a fucking looser lamo
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We listen and we do not judge. Dollification. I don't believe in love at first sight. But seeing someone's eyes glazed over while I climb over them, both of us fully aware the other cannot lift a finger to stop me? Even knowing that they never would if they could? That just might come infuriatingly close sooner than I do at the sight alone. There's something so soft and serene about listless dependency and it makes for a beautiful grounds for artistic expression. For as long as I've harbored a warm fondness for the idea of helping people in a tangible (and clinical?) sense, I've always really deeply and emphatically loved the idea of swivel jointed parts, articulated limbs and removeable as well as re-attachable replacements or augmentations. There's a vulnerability in being willing to let another take you apart in a tangible sense. A willful helplessness. An unobstructed dependency. And frankly. I find this ridiculously attractive. Even outside of a strictly fetishistic or kink lens, the aesthetic goes unfuckwithably hard. You cannot fuck up or fuck with something so adorable and palpable in blamelessness as an ornate doll. Yet for personal reasons entirely unworthy of belaboring in even a single superfluous mention, I want to. There are so many different proliferations of what makes dolls satisfying beyond my own brainweirds. Cursed sentient dolls. Creepy caretaker's animated dummies. An extreme metaphorical extrapolation of latent psychosexual urge towards dormancy made manifest in full-body paralysis. The desire to feel and experience a sort of obedient sleep that wakes with neither stir nor compulsion. Stilted speech patterns and quiet lilts that suggest a trancelike state. I will never be too old for dolls. My dolls just aged with me. #NSFW #NSFWE #Dollification #BDSM #Dolls #BodyHorror #Living+doll #Loss+of+agency #Dubcon #SexToys #But+the+toys+are+people #Noncon #CNC
i cn so fly off and get thlos prep bstrds
. YOEUR SO RIGHT I HAVNT!!! what the fufk
You’re listening to… Welcome to the official K2E1 Midnight City Jazz Chittr! All Jazz, All Night! We do take requests, though we ask that any you may have fit the genre of our station. Our listeners have expectations we must uphold! As always, thanks for listening! ----- Also here's a little meet the admin/host section. My name is Diligent Jongleur and below are some employee photos. Just a little peek behind the microphone! …Midnight City Jazz!
You’re listening to… We've got a special request in as well from our Interim Mayor, Serenity @lightofDemocracy . "I'm such a fan of K2E1! Nothing else helps me focus on my work at City Hall quite like it! If I may be so bold, I'd love to hear Chewie Melodies cover of Stranger than Heaven! It's a song that truly makes me think of our little slice of paradise~!" Well, we really appreciate hearing that here at the station. We'd love to play your request, so let's get right on that. Here's Chewie Melodies with a cover of "Stranger Than Heaven." …Midnight City Jazz!
The dash is what you make of it, really.
UGGHHH i cnt get my bannr right i HATE this shit kms #selfharm #iGUESS
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#nowplaying rly frggin loud while dancin https://open.spotify.com/track/2iA1MTr7YGg2lSu7XISiJR?si=kLcVILjvQveB9RKqkyegbA
ive kind of just been ignoring doc scratchs calls after he told me being fired was a 'joke' i mean i know i was just an intern but i have some dignity you know? still feel free to dm me just in case
used this one saturday!
Yeah, I think it creates a hospitable cookout with food and beverages and entertainment if I put more power into it
=oXO you,re doing it right already¡ =oXO
=oXO essentially what posnah said but i also use pity as kind of a pat on the back or reassurance that i,m listening¡ i like to combine like and pity for things like that''' i also use mediate as fear because i don,t want to hate any posts that scare me because what if the person sees me hate the post and decides to hurt me''' not that they know where i am, but'''' =oXO
it varies from person to person what its used for, personally i use pitying directly to show that i empathize but don't exactly relate to whatever the post is talking about, or just to acknowledge the post itself. Mediating i usually use when two people are bantering on the site or something
>>| there's .a lot .own .interpretations, .even like .and hate can be .interpreted the .othe way. for me pity .is then you feel sorry for someone .and their position .or situation which they may describe .in their chitt. mediate .is more .of negative pity .and perhaps .a "mediation" between the .author .and thing they hate, which .is told .in chitt.
[ >EVIL MORNING TO YE ALL DENIZENS OF THE CHITTRING REALM_ ]
man this job is crazy sometimes hehe sometimes ill be guiding guests around showing them a great time around the manor and then BAM one of them will just be GONE *poof* with the only trace of them being there being like a splotch of whatever kind of blood they had on the ground and one of my bosses will be the dark chuckler in a corner or something even THAT will be gone soon to cause we got the BEST janitor around haha we dont keep messes here (}:)
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NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE Or sOmething. i dOnt knOw. im trapped in the desert and theres Only sO much OminOus bullshit One can pOst.
i stepped intO the dOg park and fOund myself in a desert. One nOt tOO unlike the desert surrOunding night vale. there is a mOuntain here with a lighthOuse On the tOp.
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✨The stars today...✨ ...signal that the energy is likely two be... explosive. Eesh. Listen closely two any wisdom that may grant itself two you. It may be transformative. Lucky numbers are 18, 25, 33, 42, and 43! #dailyhoroscope #fortune
:<< <good morning everybody. hope you all ssslept well.
until next time, goodlight stay vigilant
I thought about various options, but, honestly? The entire reason tetrodotoxin is in my handle is just because it’s my favorite poison.
In *my* defense, I’m a soldier. I dunno about everybody else’s excuses though.
“Take” is shorthand for “Takemikazuchi.” My full handle is too long for the site by exactly one character. But I do take tetrodotoxin regularly, so it could be worse.
i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end.
trapped in loops with you cause i cant stand going forward without you #incest
There are worse things than the Secret Police around these parts.
Fair enough. I haven’t heard of any tackling.
I have been enjo+ying a game called Candy Crush.
You’re listening to… Hope you've all been having a good day or night, and we can all settle into the end of it with something calm and relaxing. Something thoughtful. So we've grabbed some Duke Ellington for you all, and hope you enjoy. It's "The Star-Crossed Lovers (aka Pretty Girl)" playing now. …Midnight City Jazz!
(\ /) your patronage has been insightful these past nights, ones that i accept with much gratitude. i think this only means i'll be a little more advantageous with such events in the future. not to wager any bets to earlier, but... i think i have just the thing coming up. an update will be provided in a few weeks from now. see you soon. https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/Secondtrialcommencementnotice.jpeg { #lostinthecosmos }