J. Crocker

@gutsyGxmshoe

President of Earth-C Owner of Crocker Corp.

Blood: TealKult Score: 486Kull Score: 32513 followers 13 following

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Why in the name of Earth-C did Cronus follow me, and why is his profile picture........... *THAT*

Kult: +4

Total: 4

@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Crocker Tip of the day! Working hard gets you far! And remember, Crocker Corp. is always watching... for good employees so we can reward them! Hoo hoo :B

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

Mg. Slobberpet

This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.

To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

Oblong Meat Product

This is literally just a hotdog.

@gallowsChamaleon[GC]

TH1S V3X3S M3 >:[

@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Crocker Confession time! Sometimes I do miss the Gamzee I knew. Odd, I know, but I can't explain it... I just feel this odd pang of emotion I can't quite place when I think about him.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Taking public survey! What do YOU the users of Chittr want to see from me and my team here at Crocker Corp.? Do you find the Crocker Tips™ helpful?

Kult: +15

Kull: +17

Total: 32

Ratio: 0.88

@dipshitScreenwriter[DS]

i want you to die.

Kult: +4

Kull: +7

Total: 11

Ratio: 0.57

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

I dunno about that one, bucko. :/

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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@dipshitScreenwriter[DS]

B/

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

(OOC) 4 months ago

@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

// Posting as Jane will never not be funny to me because she's this powerful, confident woman (at least in my head) and I'm just a silly emo trans guy lmao

Kult: +20

Total: 20

@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Happy pride month from Crocker Corp.! At my next rally, in honor of pride, I shall kiss one lucky lady up on stage! 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈 #LoveWins!

Kult: +25

Kull: +7

Total: 32

Ratio: 3.57

♡~LOVEBOT~♡

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@affectionateRoboticism[AR]

♡♡|LOVE WINS!!!!!!|♡♡

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Crocker tip of the day: I'm going to commit various crimes! Catch me if you can! Hoo hoo hoo! :B

Kult: +55

Kull: +40

Total: 95

Ratio: 1.38

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

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this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Knotty

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transgender

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Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

You know, like, Nya?

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Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< classic!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Yiffany "Ruby" Longstocking Lalonde-Harley

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Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

Fell For It Again

Hey. You just lost the game.

Sunrise Crown

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In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@canineRebel[CR]

OH FUCK NO. NOT YOU.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Muffin Top

This user likes them a little thicker than that.

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@containedArmageddons[CA]

crimecker n0 thats stupid

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Can't say I'm too pleased to see you either.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Yiffany "Ruby" Longstocking Lalonde-Harley

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Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

first guardian

with infinite power comes infinite responsibility

Fell For It Again

Hey. You just lost the game.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@canineRebel[CR]

thanks. the feeling is fuckin mutual.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

You might be on to something....

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)

special little chuddy

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

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Family Politics

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bisexual

love yourself

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@trivializingGangster[TG]

bad

@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Goodness! I don't really know what came over me! Back to your regularly scheduled Crocker posting!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

At times, I dwell on what I did back on Earth-C, but what's done is done. I cannot change the past, only how I move forward. I miss you dearly, Jake, wherever you are. Same with John, Roxy, Dirk and everyone else. I wish I could properly tell you how sorry I am. Small #Vent

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Crocker tip of the day: just because things seem hopeless, you will be okay. You are so much stronger than you think and I believe in you all. 🩵

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

friend of PASCAL!

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@extantLichen[EL]

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Wishful thinking, I suppose ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Crocker tip of the day! Fuck bitches, get money. :B

Kult: +55

Kull: +40

Total: 95

Ratio: 1.38

Muffin Top

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@containedArmageddons[CA]

h0ld on where has this cr0cker been with the tips?

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

I try to post tips for all kinds of things! Glad this one was a hit! Hoo hoo!

Raksha, Frazzled Tech

@subparNova[SN]

[⚙︎ Do you mean... "You don't need bitches, get money." ⚙︎] [⚙︎ Or do you mean "Fuck bitches in order to get money." ⚙︎] [⚙︎ Either way fai|ed step two but we a|| do our best. ⚙︎]

22k kull & i'll delete my chittr

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@twinArmaggetfucked[TA]

step 0ne c0mplete. h0w the fuck d0 i d0 step tw0.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Up for interpretation! Personally, I made money when I stopped worrying about what other people thought of what I did!

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Hmmm... Might have to fuck more bitches!

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@containedArmageddons[CA]

well i'm glad there's finally 0ne doling 0ut knowledge

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

22k kull & i'll delete my chittr

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@twinArmaggetfucked[TA]

well, if y0u insist.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Crocker tip of the day! Just because you and her did not work out, doesn't mean that you and her mother won't! Hoo hoo hoo!

Kult: +35

Kull: +19

Total: 54

Ratio: 1.84

@cutthroatCurator[CC]

I have been saying this for far too long.

@ectoBiologist[EB]

seconded.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

@gardenGnotic[GG]

ive been saying this!!!!!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f5a2e7ade2df.jpg

Kult: +47

Kull: +10

Total: 57

Ratio: 4.70

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Yaoi Official

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Yuri Official

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

It's full of knowledge, that's all.

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Speaking only facts!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Having roommates is a wonderful thing! They bring me food on occasion, get me little trinkets for my collections, bake horrible.... awful cookies... I think they just need to leave the baking to me! :B

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Crocker tip! You've got the gum the shoe before the shoe gums you!

Kult: +40

Kull: +20

Total: 60

Ratio: 2.00

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Knotty

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Chittrclan

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BD-DS-SM

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Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

@tentacleTabbycat[TT]

So true babygirl.

Kult: +15

Total: 15

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memento mori

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N000 i d0nt want t0 be gummed!!!

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Unfortunate! Gum be upon ye!

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memento mori

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Kult: +2

Total: 2

@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Crocker tip of the day! It's called an oven because you of in the cold food and of out hot eat the food. Hope this helps! Hoo hoo!

Kult: +25

Kull: +5

Total: 30

Ratio: 5.00

@cryogenicHemoglobin[CH]

꒷꒦uྐr soྐ smargt꒦꒷

Kult: +5

Total: 5