J. Crocker

@gutsyGxmshoe

President of Earth-C Owner of Crocker Corp.

Blood: TealKult Score: 465Kull Score: 31013 followers 14 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Crocker Confession time! Sometimes I do miss the Gamzee I knew. Odd, I know, but I can't explain it... I just feel this odd pang of emotion I can't quite place when I think about him.

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Taking public survey! What do YOU the users of Chittr want to see from me and my team here at Crocker Corp.? Do you find the Crocker Tips™ helpful?

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@dipshitScreenwriter[DS]

i want you to die.

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

I dunno about that one, bucko. :/

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@dipshitScreenwriter[DS]

B/

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(OOC) 0 months ago

@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

// Posting as Jane will never not be funny to me because she's this powerful, confident woman (at least in my head) and I'm just a silly emo trans guy lmao

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Happy pride month from Crocker Corp.! At my next rally, in honor of pride, I shall kiss one lucky lady up on stage! 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈 #LoveWins!

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♡~LOVEBOT~♡

@affectionateRoboticism[AR]

♡♡|LOVE WINS!!!!!!|♡♡

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Crocker tip of the day: I'm going to commit various crimes! Catch me if you can! Hoo hoo hoo! :B

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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< classic!

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Yiffany " Yiffy "

@canineRebel[CR]

OH FUCK NO. NOT YOU.

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@containedArmageddons[CA]

crimecker n0 thats stupid

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Can't say I'm too pleased to see you either.

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Yiffany " Yiffy "

@canineRebel[CR]

thanks. the feeling is fuckin mutual.

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

You might be on to something....

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Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)

@trivializingGangster[TG]

bad

@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Goodness! I don't really know what came over me! Back to your regularly scheduled Crocker posting!

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

At times, I dwell on what I did back on Earth-C, but what's done is done. I cannot change the past, only how I move forward. I miss you dearly, Jake, wherever you are. Same with John, Roxy, Dirk and everyone else. I wish I could properly tell you how sorry I am. Small #Vent

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Crocker tip of the day: just because things seem hopeless, you will be okay. You are so much stronger than you think and I believe in you all. 🩵

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𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊

@extantLichen[EL]

⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Wishful thinking, I suppose ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Crocker tip of the day! Fuck bitches, get money. :B

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@containedArmageddons[CA]

h0ld on where has this cr0cker been with the tips?

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

I try to post tips for all kinds of things! Glad this one was a hit! Hoo hoo!

Raksha's Always Busy

@subparNova[SN]

[⚙︎ Do you mean... "You don't need bitches, get money." ⚙︎] [⚙︎ Or do you mean "Fuck bitches in order to get money." ⚙︎] [⚙︎ Either way fai|ed step two but we a|| do our best. ⚙︎]

222 followers & i'll delete my chittr

@twinArmaggetfucked[TA]

step 0ne c0mplete. h0w the fuck d0 i d0 step tw0.

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Up for interpretation! Personally, I made money when I stopped worrying about what other people thought of what I did!

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Hmmm... Might have to fuck more bitches!

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@containedArmageddons[CA]

well i'm glad there's finally 0ne doling 0ut knowledge

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222 followers & i'll delete my chittr

@twinArmaggetfucked[TA]

well, if y0u insist.

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Crocker tip of the day! Just because you and her did not work out, doesn't mean that you and her mother won't! Hoo hoo hoo!

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@tentativelyTenebrous[TT]

K--<i dont think this is the advuice i need to hear right. now

@cutthroatCurator[CC]

I have been saying this for far too long.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

seconded.

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@gardenGnotic[GG]

ive been saying this!!!!!!

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f5a2e7ade2df.jpg

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

It's full of knowledge, that's all.

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Speaking only facts!

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Having roommates is a wonderful thing! They bring me food on occasion, get me little trinkets for my collections, bake horrible.... awful cookies... I think they just need to leave the baking to me! :B

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Crocker tip! You've got the gum the shoe before the shoe gums you!

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Jasmine Spritesquared Lalonde

@tentacleTabbycat[TT]

So true babygirl.

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N000 i d0nt want t0 be gummed!!!

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Unfortunate! Gum be upon ye!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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@gutsyGxmshoe[GG]

Crocker tip of the day! It's called an oven because you of in the cold food and of out hot eat the food. Hope this helps! Hoo hoo!

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@cryogenicHemoglobin[CH]

꒷꒦uྐr soྐ smargt꒦꒷

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