[BROADCAST ENTRY] Good evening, night crew. It's your host, Mither Vauque. Or /is it/? It /is/, trust me. We have our first online question for the night, and perhaps /our topic/. @broadcastBeyond asks us: "Do you have any thoughts about death? If you do, kindly share one." When you say /you/ I assume you're referring to me, Mither. So of course /I'll answer/. Death is a natural occurrence, but I truly believe it is a type of /occurrence/ that /needs to happen/ otherwise there would be a lot more /nasty individuals out there/. This isn't to say I support a /genocide/. The worst needs to be weeded out. If this is to, let's say, how I feel about /dying/ well... I welcome its warm embrace. Mither Vauque is /not/ afraid of death. It waits /with mephitic/ and /gorey/ claws for me each night, but I've been waiting for it to get a little closer each time. /Nothing ever happens/. Not /yet/. When it comes, /I'll/ be replaced. Wouldn't I? We will find out one night. Thanks for tuning into this section's question! Feel free to ask or do whatever with this form. It's /yours/.
[⏺️📶📈] Thanks for sharing! I think about death... Fairly often. For both personal and professional reasons. I think I read once that death is just a correction of a rounding error on a ledger. That anyone or anything at all is getting away with something. Well, if we're rogues and thieves, let's keep getting away with it a while longer. It's more fun this way, until death remember to fix up his margins.
[FEEDBACK] What an interesting perspective. Something I can agree with entirely. Why do you think of death so often?
[⏺️📶📈] The intern mortality rate at our station is notoriously high. Also I hear a lot of news, and deaths are frequently considered news.
[FEEDBACK] News containing death makes sense but the intern thing? Really? Why's that? Well, it's not unheard of, truthfully. Heard stations always drop because hosts often get culled for their views.
[⏺️📶📈] There's a lot of... let's say oddities! In my area. And the station values their core staff very highly, so interns usually end up taking up the role of investigative reporter. In my short career I've dealt with a box of angry venemous snakes, jumped onto a train, and avoided what I'm pretty sure was a pack of rabid lawyers. (They really need to get on the public lawyer vaccine schedule.)