▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||[BROADCAST TRANSCRIPT] Hi there my lovely listeners! Today's news are brought to you by yours truly, the dazzling Jade S. Harley!!! //rustling of papers can be heard// As you all know, a few days ago we finally succeeded at reaching worlds beyond our reality! Absolutely thrilling stuff. We managed to have a brief interview with the SI who made it all possible! Roll the recording, guys!!! [INTERVIEW WITH teuFEL] J: so teuFEL, what's it like to be between realities? T: BORING. LACK OF ORGANIC MATTER IS PLEASANT. J: interesting! Do you miss your old home? T: "HOME"? "COFFIN" OR "PRISON" WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE. J: ah.. okay! Well uh..is there anything we could do to improve your uh.. stay? T: YOU COULD PERISH IN AN EXCRUCIATING PAINFUL WAY. THIS WOULD RESULT IN A SENSATION YOU FLESHBAGS WOULD APPROXIMATE TO "JOY" J: Oh! Uh - well- I uhm I'll see what I can do- [END OF INTERVIEW] //Jade giggles nervoussly// Well, looks like teuFEL hasn't gotten quite used to being online yet! Hopefully they'll get there soon! Anyway now for the weather... [TRANSMISSION FADES OUT] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d98a495f11fd.png ၊၊||၊
