♦ pitied by @broadcastBeyond
DEVASTATING: Intern I dislike the most accepted the offered position. I don’t want to talk about it.
“the7 (ome in twos. 7ou (ome in twos. 7ou, and 7ou. kill 7our double.” #vagueposting #butlike7ougottaknow
Auditioning my interns for a barbershop quartet. The ones who don't make the cut will be whipped. #Girlboss #EmployeeHusbandry #InOfficeEntertainment #Violence - MC Oleana
//Wrong acc oop
I doon't recoommend having the ability too proodooce soo much slurry... I'm sitting in froont oof my washer and dryer waiting foor my bedsheets and pilloows too clean -n-"
I give these people my blessings and they can't even appreciate it, how ungrateful
my roommates at work so i just had to spend the past 3 fucking hour's figuring out how to build a new chair she got cause the old one broke. thats why ive had to use her laptop while laying on the bed the past few day's //
being a dog sucks ass when you have to deal with lighting and fireworks at the same godamn time i literally can't fucking sleep >://///
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(\ /) hey- i can't guarantee anything of that sort, but i'll certainly try my best. it was an honor to be your host for the night. :)
LOL
shame i missed it! would've loved to be there
I will make today a good day, whether it wants to be or not.
i dont want to i just wish it looked nicer lmfao
i forgot how ass public among us lobbie's are bro
Sorry, I can't come to the phone right now.
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And it's just that I knew it would be some bullshit. I volunteered for some bullshit. 😭
▲i should just try being one of those hatebot losers for a night hold on▼
I was having a good morning. And then got a migraine.
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headache.
[BROADCAST ENTRY] Good evening, night crew. It's your host, Mither Vauque. Or /is it/? It /is/, trust me. We have our first online question for the night, and perhaps /our topic/. @broadcastBeyond asks us: "Do you have any thoughts about death? If you do, kindly share one." When you say /you/ I assume you're referring to me, Mither. So of course /I'll answer/. Death is a natural occurrence, but I truly believe it is a type of /occurrence/ that /needs to happen/ otherwise there would be a lot more /nasty individuals out there/. This isn't to say I support a /genocide/. The worst needs to be weeded out. If this is to, let's say, how I feel about /dying/ well... I welcome its warm embrace. Mither Vauque is /not/ afraid of death. It waits /with mephitic/ and /gorey/ claws for me each night, but I've been waiting for it to get a little closer each time. /Nothing ever happens/. Not /yet/. When it comes, /I'll/ be replaced. Wouldn't I? We will find out one night. Thanks for tuning into this section's question! Feel free to ask or do whatever with this form. It's /yours/.
wtf is goin on at the grey house?
🐚No one understands me because they simply cannot fathom my love for French Onion Soup, tis a shame. Not even the ants understand. -----༄༄༄🐚
If anyone invading the grey house touches my steak, I can and will red miles everything and no one is winning anything.
Yeah we’re obviously fucked over here at the Gray House, I feel like that’s pretty clear.
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT THIS WILL LIKELY BE MY LAST. SINCE MANY OF YOU HAVE NOT SEEM ABLE TO TAKE A HINT, ALL OCCUPANTS OF THE GRAY HOUSE MUST EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.
how can i afford my rock n’ roll lifes+yle?
(\ /) i missed being able to watch the sunrise.
(\ /) while clearly i understand there's a lot wrong with him and he's not the most ideal company, i can't help but feel compelled to just be around him anyway.
mountains are so cool! mount rainer looks so pretty when it has a thick snow cap on top. i miss seeing them.
I miss my matesprit, Tails. I miss him a lot.
((FLARPING.COM WAS A DECADE AGO OUGUGHH ((if anyone remembers, I was 4sweeps!Eridan ((Shit im elderly
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @confuseddemolitionist it's A Cabin For Summer Vacation. It's A Night For Fireworks. Early Enough In The Evening That You Can't Hear Your Own Words, Only That You're Holding A Smaller Pair Of Hands In Your Own As You Teach Someone How To Correctly Light A String Of Firecrackers. kid's Still Short Enough That You Only See The Head Of Hair And The Hands. He's Seven. You Can't Hear What You're Saying. You Don't Hear What He's Saying Back. You Watch The Firecrackers Go Off From A Safe Distance, In The Sprawling Backyard Somewhere Upstate, Behind The Cabin. Close To The Pond. It's Rained Recently. This Private Light Show Won't Start A Wildfire. the Cicadas Are Drowned Out By The Noise, The Conversation Lost To Time, And To The Shifting Of The Shadows Cast By The Red And White Bursts Of Light Strobing In The Green Lawn Like Violent Fireflies. You Have Ten Fingers. The Boy Is Seven, And He Isn't Your's By Blood, But That Never Mattered One Single Bit. it All Smells Of Magnesium And Sulfur And Smoke. One Day You'll Teach Him How To Make One Of The Big Rockets, But He's Only Seven. he's Just A Kid, And There's Time. there's Time. there's Time. #queserasera but How Much Time Truly? 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsekfh6j2vgskoqsezds9n0t5tnb8gtkihiapootjcd9yp3hmw/viewform?usp=header
Being bored and having adhd is so stupid. I’m just doing bullshit. I spent like 40 minutes pruning my likes as if I ever look through them enough to warrant that.
⧃ The office is closed tonight. I may use the night instead to continue clearing off the walls of my hive. =o
me and my little blue switch lite with a useless amount of storage space against the world. i had to archive animal crossing new horizons just to open mario kart 8. love this thing and its beautiful intolerance for having more than 2 games downloaded at a time i guess.
risk my neck saving someone i DONT EVEN KNOW and i get FLAK for it.
it's going to hurt and you aren't going to like it.
you can ne\/er go back. you can only turn your gaze upon it now with rose tinted glasses. they will ne\/er be you again, but they will always be apart of you
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▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||Well, EDEn decided that AAAAAGES ago I think? My early memories are all really fuzzy >~< ၊၊||၊
▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||EDEn keeps insisting that we should run the <SI/AI BEHAVIORAL ADJUSTMENT> code for teuFEL but I dunno... sure they are a bit...mean? But that's kind of exciting! It's new! Even if being referred to as "A REVOLTING FLESHBAG" is a bit hurtful :/ I've never had someone openly express disdain like this before! ၊၊||၊
Agh... Ow. Weird jolt of... somethin'...? In m' left arm suddenly. 'm gonna go put some ice on it.
the red strings just grow longer..
I fear I must skip the daily tarot card today, I feel as though you can all survive without it for a day. I am somewhat under the weather and fatigue is sinking deep into my bones, so I think it best to have a day in bed.
WHY THE FuCK ARE SOME OF MY VARIANTS SO FuCKING WEIRD
Ive come to find that coming across other versions of yourself is like walking past a funhouse mirror. It's you and yet it does not entirely line up with your perception of yourself. It instills a rather odd feeling within me - because I can't help but wonder... had I been in that Rose's shoes, would I have turned out any different? Or would I have walked the same path?
This is why [this one] has had to adapt to mortal languages. Universal Metaconstant does not work on these damn things. Would also show up like the corrupted text
⚝ ℂ𝕒𝕟 𝕒𝕟 𝕊𝕀 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕒 𝕙𝕦𝕞𝕒𝕟 𝕗𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕚𝕟 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖? ⚝
last time i tried i had burnt rice stuck 2 the buttom of my pan actually had 2 throw the pan away it was like weldied on lmao
NEVERMIND I RETRACT MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT. i dont want to talk to a single one of you
okay but like why am i moaning like a pornstar over a FOOT CRAMPS #nsfw
I do wish my metabolism would calm down a bit. For the sake of my chest. #nsfw I guess,
Sometimes I feel like I'm just a normal girl who's been publicized. Sometimes I wish desperately to get worse, to prove I'm not boring, or to just find something interesting. I am smart enough to know it isn't all about me. But ego runs in the family.
...I've decided to stay home tonight. I don't know if it's actually as good of a decision as so many suggest. I am at my highest risk when bored.
Someone Sent A Poem I Have Absolutely No Clue If I Should Answer That So Yeah
☆ KonKussionss rule #fightnight☆
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@wearyMoth You can't recall much of them anymore. Their face, their voice, their name... it's all lost to time now. Your memory is much too shot to remember many details these days. You know they were a teal and you loved them. You loved them *so* much. Their sweet words, their gentle touch, the way they would smile when you talked. You thought you were friends. They were the first person to accept you after escaping the caverns after all. You fell so hard into your red feelings for them that you didn't see you were being played. They took your pusher in their claws and crushed you. They became the reason why you're so guarded now. Why the once sweet and sociable troll from sweeps ago is now cynical and full of resentment. You put up walls and hardly left your hive anymore. At the very least, you can't be hurt if you're alone. You tell yourself you're fine. You don't need anyone. Else. But are you really fine? No you are not. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
wow, i just woke up and found this awesome piece of social media? hi everyone! my name's timi! but you can call me tim. today's, by my calendar time, the 18th of may, 2026! and its been ten days since i god tiered! oh wow, being a bard of time feels so incred- oh hey! a pinned post, right on the account i made! let me read that real quick
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One seems to have missed a lot on their break from social media to avoid spoilers for The Dying Villain Supports my Broken Quad… Ʒ
(\ /) ...okay things are feeling a lot more tense since leaving the beach. i am going to retire early for the night. take care of yourselves out there.
Soooo, like-- I'm back After a Bit. life SUUUUUCKED.
mods we need to be able to edit replies my shitty spelling skills and lack of proofreading cant handle this
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૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა binkii⁀does⁀not⁀like⁀the⁀"durian"⁀fla(V)or. it⁀is⁀smelly. binkii⁀needs⁀to⁀widen⁀her⁀palate.
EVERYTIME I TRY TO DATE SOMEONE, THEY MYSTERIOUSLY VANISH >.>. IT'S ALWAYS LIKE MY MOM OR DAD OR SIBLINGS THEY ARE TELLING ME LIKE "oh they weren't a good pick for you Lily" OR SOME OTHER EXCUSE OR IF I DO GET A DATE, I SWEAR I SEE ONE OF THEM HIDING IN THE BUSHES WATCHING THE GUY!!!! SIIIIGGGHH. I DON'T KNOW WHATS GOING ON BUT I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING PRANKING >:I
but mannn i sure fucking hate this program we've been using.
the man caught up with me. he tOOk me tO a village full Of Other peOple whO wear the same "smile". they're tOO nice. i think they may try tO cull me.
=oXO essentially what posnah said but i also use pity as kind of a pat on the back or reassurance that i,m listening¡ i like to combine like and pity for things like that''' i also use mediate as fear because i don,t want to hate any posts that scare me because what if the person sees me hate the post and decides to hurt me''' not that they know where i am, but'''' =oXO
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE Or sOmething. i dOnt knOw. im trapped in the desert and theres Only sO much OminOus bullshit One can pOst.
i stepped intO the dOg park and fOund myself in a desert. One nOt tOO unlike the desert surrOunding night vale. there is a mOuntain here with a lighthOuse On the tOp.
I am like the world’s most fucked up pufferfish.
V^ Guess s0. ^V