Irma "Intern Irma" Rosas
@broadcastBeyond
Intern at NVCR. At least it's never boring!
[⏺️📶📈] I don't ask why they tell me to break into a woman's home to interview her. But I would like to thank the single sided jiggler and her flagrant disregard for pick-resistant lock ordinances.
[⏺️📶📈] I'm not going to think about evil me. That sounds like a route towards creating her.
[⏺️📶📈] The sun is my friend that expresses its love by baking the general geographical region at 120 degrees fahrenheit.
[⏺️📶📈] I enjoy asking questions. I would open an inbox, but I don't think I would get many inquiries. My blog's just a bit too new.
[⏺️📶📈] Apparently the scientists have confirmed the birds living in my mom's shed are in fact archaeopteryx. While this is a great discovery for science it does mean we can't use the shed anymore.
[⏺️📶📈] Good evening Chittr, I have successfully fed a cat today. I don't know why he makes me feed the thing it lives in the *mens restroom* but whatever.
[⏺️📶📈] Good morning, Chittr. My legs are... So tired. Also I feel as if I'm standing upon the precipice of something vast and terrible. Usually this is a Tuesday feeling.
[⏺️📶📈] I recommend sunglasess and noise cancelling headphones to enjoy the sunset. Otherwise I think the awful crashing sound kind of ruins it.
[⏺️📶📈] I'm home. Here's one for the road, Chittr. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLDkNIYqeE4
[⏺️📶📈] Sometimes my evening walks take quite a while. Sometimes I can't stop walking even when I want to. Good evening, Chittr.
[⏺️📶📈] Wait do you guys even have Blood Stone over there? Does it even like alien blood?
[⏺️📶📈] I would like WHOEVER has their headlights pointed straight at my window to please shut them off. Not trying to sleep but you clearly aren't GOING ANYWHERE.
[⏺️📶📈] Like sure you could just "look the weather up" but we provide a service that is infrequent, harder to understand, and musical in nature. So obviously better.
[⏺️📶📈] We actually do the weather a couple times every day but in our archival we only put one in for posterity.
[⏺️📶📈] I am not giving the BROWN STONE SPIRE free advertising. Ugh.
you forgot the tm and fancy jingle points for trying though
[⏺️📶📈] Good morning, Chittr. Don't forget to tune in to your local radio station for today's proverb.
[⏺️📶📈] @iconoclasticVisionary Are you a human on Alternia? How did that come about?
um.. I don't really remember haha.... my memory hasn't been the best for the past 6 sweeps... I could maybe ask the old folks... i probably told them before, and I'm sure they'd remember if I did. but I'm just here now. It's not so bad where I'm at though.
[⏺️📶📈] As long as you keep safe. I would be fascinated to hear your insights.
i think it's fair to say I'm one of the most well protected people on the planet haha perhaps even better than the empress atp... but um.. it'd probably be okay to answer your questions if you have them! but maybe privately haha...
[⏺️📶📈] Good night, Night Vale, good night. God what a long shift.
[⏺️📶📈] ... Man. Dana Cardinal is something else.