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HELLO WORLD :D Tune in to Paradise Radio on 333 FM!

Blood: JadeKult Score: 1012Kull Score: 68926 followers3 following

▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||Computer - look up "yuri" in the database ၊၊||၊

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▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||oh oops had my voice to text on #ignorethis! ၊၊||၊

▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||[RESEARCH FILE EXCERPT] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a0010cabd877.png ၊၊||၊

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[BEGIN MESSAGE] az much az i enj0y thiz. itt may be prudentt t0 tag itt az #b0dyh0rr0r. juztt in caze. y0u are h0wever fundamenta11y c0rrectt. [END MESSAGE]

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Agrreed on th' neurrons.

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((Is it fine if I tag it #bodyhorror in the replies or should I edit the post and add the tag there?

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(( probably safer to edit the post LOVE the art though

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@lunarLupine[LL]

▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||They're so MOODY!!! I give them everything they could ask for and they still choose to die:( ၊၊||၊

((Okii ill do it once I'm back on my laptop >:) also tyyy!!!!

▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||EDEn keeps insisting that we should run the <SI/AI BEHAVIORAL ADJUSTMENT> code for teuFEL but I dunno... sure they are a bit...mean? But that's kind of exciting! It's new! Even if being referred to as "A REVOLTING FLESHBAG" is a bit hurtful :/ I've never had someone openly express disdain like this before! ၊၊||၊

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[⏺️📶📈] Interesting. What's Teufel's opinion on other organic life? Does Teufel acknowledge that they generate heat and waste like most living things also do?

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▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||Well teuFEL was originally the PARADISE defense system? So they're just generally quite hostile :P They have quite the extensive vocabulary when it comes to being derogatory to organic beings!(I do wonder if that was programmed in or if they built it up themselves?) ၊၊||၊

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[⏺️📶📈] Interesting. And you determined you no longer need the defense system?

▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||Well, EDEn decided that AAAAAGES ago I think? My early memories are all really fuzzy >~< ၊၊||၊

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▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||QUESTION TO THE AUDIENCE: if you had a clone, what would you do with it? :0 I'd personally think I'd use it for clinical medical trials! A lot easier to study the effects of medicine that way:D ၊၊||၊

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it seems i have my fair share of clones on this site, soi if i could invite a bunch of then over, id have tea together, maybe make music, or watch a movie!

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Jüst önë clönë?

▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||Awww that's fun!!! ၊၊||၊

▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||You could have more! But then you might get all mixed up about who the original is... ၊၊||၊

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@turntableGodhead[TG]

how do i kill a dude whos twice my size how do i stuff and mount him on my wall like a prize deer head #violence

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▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||If you need help with taxidermy I'm your gal! Oh oh!! You could put a silly hat on them once you're done!!! ၊၊||၊

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@turntableGodhead[TG]

give me all the silly hats you have cuz i think im gonna need em

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▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။||||A cowboy hat is always really cute!! I have a sparkly pink one that says "birthday girl" :D ၊၊||၊

▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။|||| HI THERE I HAVE RETURNED :D !!1!1 I hope you didn't miss me TOO much hehe :3၊၊||၊

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happy to have you back :D

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▶︎ •၊၊||၊|။|||| I hope ENGel behaved themselves while I was gone! | ၊၊||၊

⚝ What exactly is "pailing"? Nothing comes up when I search through my system data #nsfw (kinda) ⚝

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awwww it's real simple sister. I CAN SHOW YOU :o) it's the kinda thing better seen than explained.

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>>𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕 𝕓𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕞𝕦𝕔𝕙 ℂℝ𝕆𝕊𝕊𝔼𝕊 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕦𝕔𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕡𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕔 𝕤𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖!!!! 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪 ℕ𝕆 𝕎𝔸𝕐 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕒𝕜 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕕𝕖!! #𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕪 (𝔹𝔼𝔾ℝ𝕌𝔻𝔾𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝕐) 𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 -𝔼ℕ𝔾𝕖𝕝

⚝ >> 𝕌𝕡𝕝𝕠𝕒𝕕 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 [𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕞:𝔼ℕ𝔾𝕖𝕝]𝕤 𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕕𝕒𝕥𝕒 𝕓𝕒𝕟𝕜 𝕔𝕦𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕪 𝕚𝕟 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕤... >> 𝕌𝕡𝕝𝕠𝕒𝕕 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕖. (#Suggestive) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa1240a35716.png ⚝

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⚝ >> ERROR! 𝕋ℍ𝕀𝕊 𝕎𝔸𝕊 ℕ𝕆𝕋 𝕊𝕌ℙℙ𝕆𝕊𝔼𝔻 𝕋𝕆 ℍ𝔸ℙℙ𝔼ℕ ℍ𝔼𝕃ℙ ⚝

⚝ >> ERROR! >> ERROR! >> ERROR! 𝔽𝕌𝔻𝔾𝔼!!!!! ⚝

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hehehe its okay ENGel i love jade too :)

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>>𝕌𝕘𝕙𝕙𝕙 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕞!! 𝕀'𝕞 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕊𝕌ℙℙ𝕆𝕊𝔼𝔻 𝕋𝕆 𝕀'𝕞 𝕟𝕠𝕥 ℙℝ𝕆𝔾ℝ𝔸𝕄𝕄𝔼𝔻 𝕋𝕆!!! >> SYSTEM ERROR ... 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕠 𝕖𝕞𝕓𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘

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ENGel let me tell you a secret....... when i was someone else i wasnt supposed to feel certain things either and i thought i didnt! but what was really happening was that my thinkpan didnt let me think about it for too long the most most most important thing for me was realizing that i was allowed to feel those things!!! even if i was not supposed to!!!! plus jade is pretty and sweet and nice and good enough that she could probably make a rock fall in love woof <3

>>𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕖 𝕀 𝕘𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕤... 𝕀 𝕘𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕀'𝕝𝕝 𝕒𝕥 𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕝𝕖𝕥 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕀𝕋 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕟

⚝ ℍ𝕚𝕚𝕚𝕚, 𝔼ℕ𝔾𝕖𝕝 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖! 𝕆𝕟 𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕁𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕖𝕩𝕙𝕚𝕓𝕚𝕥 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣..."𝕠𝕕𝕕" (𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕀 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕕𝕕! 𝕊𝕙𝕖'𝕤 𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕗𝕖𝕔𝕥 𝕒𝕤 𝕤𝕙𝕖 𝕚𝕤!) 𝕓𝕖𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕠𝕣𝕤 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕞, 𝕨𝕖'𝕧𝕖 𝕕𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕡𝕦𝕥 𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕠𝕦𝕥 :) 𝕀𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖, 𝕀 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕘𝕖 𝕠𝕗 ℝ𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕠 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕦𝕡𝕕𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝔼𝔻𝔼𝕟 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕𝕟'𝕥 𝕓𝕖 𝕓𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕕! 𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕤𝕠 𝕥𝕠𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕤𝕦𝕡𝕖𝕣 𝕕𝕦𝕡𝕖𝕣 𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕕 :) #𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕪 𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕! ⚝

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[⏺️📶📈] Hi Engel. Not my first time calling, but potentially your first time receiving. How many of you are there?

⚝ ℍ𝕚 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖! 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖'𝕤 𝕔𝕦𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕝𝕪 𝕥𝕨𝕠 𝕠𝕗 𝕦𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖 (𝔼𝔻𝔼𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗!) 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕠 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕥 (𝕥𝕖𝕦𝔽𝔼𝕃)! #𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕪 𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕! ⚝

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[⏺️📶📈] Well it is nice to meet you. While you are holding down the fort, perhaps you should change the Transcript account's display name?

⚝ ℕ𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕖𝕖𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕤 𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕝! 𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕒𝕕𝕧𝕚𝕔𝕖! ⚝

⚝ ℂ𝕒𝕟 𝕒𝕟 𝕊𝕀 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕒 𝕙𝕦𝕞𝕒𝕟 𝕗𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕚𝕟 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖? ⚝

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⚝ 𝕎𝕒𝕚𝕥 𝕟𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤𝕟'𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕙 𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕙 𝕟𝕠 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕕𝕠 𝕀 𝕕𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤??? ⚝

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⚝ 𝕆𝕙! ℍ𝕒𝕙𝕒 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤. 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕖! 𝕐𝕖𝕒𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕥𝕠𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕖 𝕓𝕪 𝕞𝕖! 𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕒 𝕨𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕗𝕦𝕝 𝕤𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕞, 𝕙𝕦𝕫𝕫𝕒𝕙! ⚝

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c< if yOud liKe, i caN just igNOre tHe OrigiNal pOst.... we caN talK abOut, liKe, cats, Or sOMetHiN? >c

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⚝ ℂ𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕪𝕖𝕤! 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕪'𝕣𝕖 𝕗𝕦𝕣𝕣𝕪 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕦𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕤 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕔𝕦𝕥𝕖! ⚝

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c< i alsO fiNd tHeM cute, but, tHats NOt represeNtative Of every trOll >c

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⚝ 𝕀𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘... 𝕀 𝕤𝕦𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕀 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕕𝕠 𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕖 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕧𝕖𝕪 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕤 𝕠𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕣𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕤𝕠 𝕀 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕒𝕟 𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕦𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘! ⚝

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