The Professor

@professorMayonaka

Do not try to find me. I am nowhere.

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Another Roxy Lalonde

@tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

gonna set the local post office on fire!

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@tipsyGalactica[TG]

u got a vendetta against postal workrs or somethin?

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Another Roxy Lalonde

@tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

i ordered a gift for janey paid extra so it would be here today and THEY FUCKING LOST IT

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@professorMayonaka[PM]

DISGUSTING.THEY INSULT THE NOBLE PRPFESSION.

Captain Mindfang

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@marquiseMindfang[MM]

Evening.

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@professorMayonaka[PM]

Good evening.

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@marquiseMindfang[MM]

I have not seen you around 8efore, you must have slipped in yesternight.

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@professorMayonaka[PM]

I’ve been here for a short moment. I merely blend into the Midnight.

@joyousIdiocy[JI]

TRANS POLL trans positives (trans rights and anything overly positive) 13 trans negatives (evil trans, trans wrongs, etc) 7 #transrights win

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@professorMayonaka[PM]

As they always should.

@professorMayonaka[PM]

Three days prior. How easily the discarded is forgotten. Ha.

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@heartsBoxcars[HB]

HEHE, YEAH, WHATEVER. SURE. WHATEVER YOU SAY PAL. FERGOTTEN. HAHA. YEAH. GOOD ONE.

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@professorMayonaka[PM]

You have no idea what I’m referring to, do you?

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@heartsBoxcars[HB]

DON'T NEED TO BUDDY.

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@professorMayonaka[PM]

Oh, my Boxcars, you really are the salt of the Earth.

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@heartsBoxcars[HB]

I AIN'T ON EARTH. WHAT THE HELL DO ARE YA TALKING ABOUT?

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@professorMayonaka[PM]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saying

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@tentaclesTherapist[TT]

Truly only have one person I honestly tell facts of my life and that's because she's almost as much of a mess as me.

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@professorMayonaka[PM]

Pathetic. You trafficked with dark gods, girl, and all I see now is a ghost masquerading a facade of life. What a waste of talent.

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@tentaclesTherapist[TT]

Trafficking with dark gods is not something to brag about. Despite what you see, I am still a god, and gods do now bow to your judgement. Especially when I have no idea who you even are.

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@professorMayonaka[PM]

All gods are judged. All of them become fallen idols disdained by the mere mortals. Or do you hold Zeus the centerpiece of morality? As for who I am? That would be telling.

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@tentaclesTherapist[TT]

I never said they aren't judged. Just that they don't bow to yours. I do not hold your opinions with any value.

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@professorMayonaka[PM]

Take it or leave it, then. Enjoy the next drink. I imagine the tears add flavor. ((#substances))

Diamonds Droog.

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@draconianDignitary[DD]

Mayonaka.

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@professorMayonaka[PM]

Yes, my Diamonds?

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Diamonds Droog.

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@draconianDignitary[DD]

We should talk.

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@professorMayonaka[PM]

I would agree, most certainly.

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@draconianDignitary[DD]

Today I will be judgemental and commit felonies.

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@professorMayonaka[PM]

As is your right, my Diamonds. As is your right.

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@lunarLupine[LL]

Negotiation with th' eldrritch thin' arre NOT goin' well. #horrrrorr

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@professorMayonaka[PM]

Amateur.

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@lunarLupine[LL]

Look man I ain't that smarrt and th' dang thin' keeps eatin' me. Can I get help instead of an insult?

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@professorMayonaka[PM]

And in exchange, I receive…?

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@lunarLupine[LL]

A cool rrock?

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@professorMayonaka[PM]

That is about what I thought. Good luck.

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@lunarLupine[LL]

Don't suppose knowledge of th' thin' would interrest ya?

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@professorMayonaka[PM]

Hm. Well…you might have something after all, then!

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@lunarLupine[LL]

Wait ferr rreal

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@professorMayonaka[PM]

Quite. Reveal it to me and I will in turn share my knowledge and experience on the subject.

@coffinStuffer[CS]

What the fuck do you mean there's a casino that no one is actively heisting. Why. How. This is ridiculous. I need to get out of prison immediately. #casinonight

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@professorMayonaka[PM]

Do you, now? Would you like some assistance, my Spades?

@determinantCacophany[DC]

i think i've been completely subsumed by what can only be described as that beyond the walls of the universe. am i cooked, chat?

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@professorMayonaka[PM]

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.