#eridanwar
#rankmaidsdailytropediscussion day 1: forced proximity forced proximity is when characters are stuck spending a lot of time together in intimate or isolated spaces which pushes them to grow closer or clash more quickly this is a super classic and is used in lots of different ways in my opinion its only as good as how the author can use it as a supplementary driving force for the narrative and the goal of sexual tension between the characters involved however the proximity could be literal (physical) or in a more social sense (politcal) and both provide a different flavor of will they wont they ...Read more
the grounds outside the orphice is littered wwith rancid corpses bearin my owwn vvisage gapin up at me wwith empty sockets an toothless mawws evvery time i set foot outside really has got me thinkin if this wwar is wworth the lastin effects on my psyche #eridanwwar
1f 1 have to go back to the #er1danwar arena aga1n 1’m go1ng to stra1ght up gut every er1dan there and then myself for the dramat1cs
goddamn 1t 1’m gonna need some strong enzymat1c cleaner after th1s. stup1d fuck1ng #er1danwar bullsh1t
sHIT MAN, tHIS #eRIDANwAR IS FUCKED, i JUST SAW AN eRIDAN, cLAP HIS HANDS TOGETHER AND SAY, "iMAGINE fEF PRAISIN YOU FOR CULLING ALL LANDWWELLERS" OR SOME SIMILAR SHIT, aND EVERY ONE AROUND HIM, gRABBED THEIR JUNK AND PASSED OUT, hAD THEIR AURAL NUGGETS EXPLODE WITH BLOOD, aND THEN DIED, tHE CAMERA DIDN'T EVEN GO ONTO HIM, tHAT'S HOW COMMON SHIT LIKE THIS IS, mY ASS IS CASTING HIPSTER, hAIRCUT AND LEVEL 2 SEAHORSEDAD, i THINK i JUST HEARD "POWWER WWORD:WWHITESCIENCE" TWO GROUPS OVER, i GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, #VIOLENCE #GORE #NSFW
#eridanwwar day 2 howw are you all celebratin todays rampant bloodshed me personally ill be grabbin late lunch from a bodega near the office run by a delightful carapace couple for a cheeky mid afternoon smoked salmon bagel and you knoww im leavvin a tip too #niceidan
#eridanwwar day twwo is on the horizon but some treacherous landhag resurrected the my famed nemesis brrapp zooppp the necromancer so there goes my wwhole day gotta spend it trepannin this rotten corpse fuck before the situation wworsens somewwhat good luck evvery other eridan you dont havve me breathin dowwn your gills today
wwait havve i been missin a fuckin wwar wwtf wwhy did none of you ping me #eridanwwar
oh fuck i forgot about #eridanwwar fuckin picosecond i stepped out the elevvator into my hivve i dovve into my indoor saltwwater pool strapped on my unreal heiress fvvr flarp edition headset and i been #gaming evver since
Do we have projections yet about how the #EridanWar will effect #Amporacoin? - MC Oleana
i feel like the #eridanwvar is just going to increase the number of them.
stupid me i forgot to account for the roughly 1.6 million civvilian an lusii casualties #eridanwwar
DAY ONE #ERIDANWWAR CASUALTIES earth-c moon unnamed eridan alternate throwwn into the moon the troll the louvvre sound off if im missin anythin
I can only imagine w)(at my timeline's )(im would do to mako )(imself apart of t)(is. O)( w)(ale. I won't )(ave to find out. 38P #eridanwar
frankly my powwer is still amped after all that engagement throughout #eridanwweek so wwatch out #eridanwwar
god damn if im not one a the most fearsome advversaries evver to wwalk the fuckin earth it literally took throwwing the guy INTO THE MOON to finally rid him from existence anywways look up tonight and see all the beautiful neww fissures fillin in wwith magma from my impactin the core #eridanwwar
II’d g0 watch thii2 #EriidanWar but II’m n0t 2pendiing anythiing 0n tiicket2 0r whatever.
My services are still open to the WISE Eridans that want to win. Let the others fllop about, fish out of water. I can give you fins in the turgid waters of war. #EridanWar
fuckin finally its about time wwe started dredgin up the fuckin sludge a the ocean an thinnin out the disgustin influx till only the most supreme of advversarial capability and statute remain #eridanwwar
If any of the Eridans need a war advisor, I have extended experience in commanding a force against an enemy of far superior numbers and strength of arms through guerilla tactics. Though we did not win against the Empire it took them sweeps to defeat us and the lloss of vast amounts of resources and territory, as well as many high ranking solldiers. All I ask in return for my services is the right to kill just one Eridan of my choice, chosen at the time that the reward is rendered. #EridanWar
cAn we mAke iT #kARkATwAR inSTeAd ★f #eRidAnwAR And wATch meAT And cAndy kARkAT fighT And mAybe p★TenTiAlly mAke ★uT
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw With civilians looking on in total awe The fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed but eventually The champion stood, the rest saw their better Kanaya Maryam in a blood-stained sweater #EridanWar - MC Oleana
I’D RATHER HAVE TO WRITE 100 BLOGS FOR #NEPETAWEEK THAN HAVE TO REPORT AT #ERIDANWAR.
I )(ave absolutely no idea w)(y all of t)(em are participating in t)(e #eridanwar, but t)(e opportunity can't be passed up. I need to get to Staples and print out #oceanconservionseasiocety literature. Wit)( free snacks. 38P
I heard there will be a gl0ry h0le #eridanwar #nsfw
this right proper bastardization of #eridanwwar is PRECISELY wwhy my duplicitous doubles need retribution at my bedazzled fuckin hands
H0w many fat assed l0wbl00ds kissing and rubbing up 0n each 0ther d0 y0u think we need t0 distract the eridans and put an end t0 #eridanwar #nsfw
yeah im not interested in attending whatever the fuck #eridanwar is but i should be able to send tribute and/or obstacles to the battlefield like its troll the hunger games
concept: "wwhat do you think you doin im tryin to showwer" eridan 1 slid close behind eridan 2, eridan 2s fins fluttering in humiliation as he flashed his teeth "just let me do this" eridan 1 muttered in annoyance, both of their bodies wet from the water running above them the eridan war had been tough on every eridan and without solace in others theyd begun seeking comfort in each other eridan 2 sighed out a guilty moan, leaning his head back as eridan 1s hands moved over his hips to press him close "and you dont mind if 4 5 6 and 7 are here too right" "wwhat" "yes we are here too" "...Read more
Plants a bomb at the #eridanwar killing them all and freeing the rest of us from them
Im j0ining #eridanwar 0n the side 0f eridan
wwhat part of bloody #eridanwwar makes you cretins think youll be seein ANY part of our epic standoff unless a course you post #imjoiningeridanwwar in wwhich case i guess pick a fucking eridan wwhatevver
any other eridan wwant to swwear an ill-fated pact wwith me before the #eridanwwar wwar drums start poundin and wwe split off into the wwild to begin our final hunt @caligulaAscendit im lookin at you levviathan howw about it mate
does the eridan war have an eridan barracks where they all shower together and guiltily feel the ache of pent up aggression with each passing cycle of the war and needing release they seek it in each other or no (tags: Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Eridan Ampora, #selfcest, #nsfw, #eridanwar, unmentioned quads, archive rating: M)
and lo wwhile the general rabble convverges in a gaudy imitation of a beach bash (aka pool party) LOOK UP the skies are torn asunder wwith crackles of wwhite awwesome lightnin thunderous sounds a hysterical self murder bring a umbrella or its goin to be a wwet vviolet rain coatin your tongue that youre stickin out stupidly #eridanwwar
ALSO WHAT IS THIS #ERIDANWAR IM HEARING OF AND WILL WE BE ABLE TO WATCH IT UNFOLD IN PERSON?
#NowPlaying https://open.spotify.com/track/6qqOR1YZmq84kBJhiKaWf7?si=c131ecd71605474e #eridanwar
I Just Emerged From My Recuperacoon. Have The Eridans All Exterminated Each Other Yet? #eridanwar
D --> I do find it amusing that none of the Eridans seem significantly STRONGER than the others D --> It would make for an e%ceedingly messy fight if #eridanwar happened
in terms of the #EridAnwar, lEavE me OUt of it, but if yOU can't for sOmE rEasOn, i will ExclusivEly back whOevEr is wInnIng
1 WOULD L1K3 FRONT ROW S34TS TO TH3 #3R1D4NW4R
sorry kitten daddys prepping for the dawwn of #eridanwwar and its killed his libido so no serious sexy times until ivve slain ten a my doubles at LEAST #nsfww
yar har har yo ho ho its the evve a #eridanwwar and the sky is silent not a beast around to make a noise on account of me huntin those flighty bastards dowwn so they can WWRECK THE SCENERY wwith noisome excretions and terrible howwls im not sayin its happenin tomorroww just think its a good note to end on givves us a glimmer a somethin to look forwward to on the horizon especially if you hated the wweek themed around my awwesome righteous nature thisll naturally be a more bloody brutal affair epic gunfire and science blasts galore
evvery night wwe are ebbin closer to the real actual honest to god #eridanwwar
is it me or did #eridanwwar backfire cause noww i cant scroll twwo posts wwithout my name and vvisage flashin across the palmhusk if you had any wworries that i wwasnt gonna contribute to the sleww of social sludge wwhat proliferates this site then you better think again also i really wwant stepped on but in a gingerly wway wwith some affections behind it #nsfww
fuck it #eridanwwar wwe got to reduce our numbers somewwhat wwhat better wway than a purge alternativvely wwe can all livve domestic livves by the sea steepin each others teas maybe relaxin in a pile of wwands an starin deeply into each others eyes
fuck hornypostin its #eridanwwar