Algeno Grubbe
@admiredGentleman
Ahoy hoy, ye fantastical creatvres! 'Tis I, Admiral Algeno Grubbe, of whom ye speak. I beseech thee, I implore thee, vovchsafe me thy friendship, I pray.
I have received word from my jade-blooded acqvaintance that she, too, holds a fondness for the avthor Agatha Christie. How diverting!
One of my life's aspirations is to dwell in the manner of those British svbjects dvring the so-called interwar years, and to traverse their vast empire. A voyage down the Nile in a paddle steamer to behold the sights wovld be most agreeable, pray svch a ventvre, shovld I partake, be devoid of any ghastly mvrders.
I gleaned this intelligence from a tome in mine own possession, penned by the hvman avthoress, Agatha Christie.
!!! that sounds so nice :d but i don't know about the murder part..
I have fashioned a rendering of this, employing a whimsical, cartoonish likeness of mine own person. https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-viEQ5/Other/Algeno%20in%20Egypt.png
Thovgh a mvrder witnessed dvring one's holiday wovld be most dreadfvl, to observe the hvman response to svch an affair with one's own eyes wovld prove exceedingly stimvlating.
From what one hath observed of hvman reactions to grievovs injvry or harm, it appears there be somewhat more to it than a mere vtterance of discomfort.
Vpon awakening, I find mine olive-blooded acqvaintance importvning me to sample his cvriovs concoctions. Pray tell, what manner of beverage is this "Mello Yello," and wherefore doth it bear svch an vnconventional orthography?
yo yo yo 8----> jegus christ you ever heard of not using words from the yee olden days
How I choose to speak or scribe is no affair of thine. 'Tis the import of my words, and navght else, that shovld occvpy thy paltry grey matter.
As they are wont to say, I find myself newly emerged from mine convalescent slvmber, and forthwith plvnged into the very conflagration itself.
yo yo yo 8----> you made zero sense there man
Methinks my facility for intelligibility is readily apparent to those possessed of the mental wherewithal to comprehend my vocabvlary and lexicon.
A rather poor rendering, I confess, of fvrther acqvisitions to my nvmismatic cabinet. This cvriovs American empire, it seems, possessed most pecvliar traditions, esteeming not only persons of noble blood, svch as yon "Linkvn" and "Washtn," bvt also that previovsly exhibited specimen of rvst, the so-called "Jefrsn." https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-viEQ5/Other/moneys.jpg
I have made my retvrn. Pray tell, what tidings have ye, denizens of the social ether?
"= this guy's surname is grub. ="
Indeed, it doth chance that my svrname bears a kinship in title to a word synonymovs with victvals, 'tis veritably so.
"= ha, i was thinking more, 'wriggler'. child. but, hm, true, you could aaaalso be edible :) ="
Methinks the proper appellation for newly-hatched trolls be "wiggler," thovgh I shovld needs consvlt with my jade-blooded acqvaintance on the matter.
Some do declare I possess a timbre akin to that of the 'British'. Yet, what if 'twas they who mimicked my own inflection? Imagine, if yov will, I held dominion o'er this British Empire, compelling all to mirror my very speech. What say yov to that notion, pray tell?
The presence of ensigns on fields of battle of yore did elevate morale, did it not? Wherefore have they vanished, pray tell?
Endeavoring to assay the veracity of the adage, "an apple a day keeps the doctor away," by svbjecting this very theorem to scrvtiny vpon my acqvaintance, Doctor is their name.
The Hippocratic oath, whatever it may import, is likewise observed, with the added stipvlation that each medically licensed individval mvst eschew apples at all costs.
[|87 :: Somet;mes the heal;n ;s not as reward;n as the hurt;n. 1 also l;ke apples so these st;pulat;ons are unattract;ve to me #doctorproblems
✿ dude i LOVE apples u wouldn’t be able to keep me away wit dat
I do possess a veritable abvndance of apples amongst my collection of flora, and find them, indeed, qvite agreeable to the palate.
That physicians do inflict harm is a verity most assvred. The covrse is, plainly, folly.
apples keep an7one awa7 if 7ou throw them hard enough
Were I inclined to deter any sovl, a notion qvite foreign to my disposition, I shovld merely avail myself of my rifle. Pray, why sqvander a delectable ration in svch a chvrlish endeavovr?
i dunno. (osts less than ammunition?
That were a verity, save these apples hail from a remote corner of the land vpon which I chanced to alight. A veritable expedition to discover apple trees on Alternia is a jovrney I scarce desire, solely to retvrn with frvit of the orchard.
oh. well. 7ou know what also keeps people awa7 if 7ou throw them at them? ro(ks.
The fovrth iteration of the Hearts of Iron entertainments doth hold mine affections most firmly. I find great joy in the forging of empires #EmpireBvilder
My most favovred aspect lies in the vtter fantasticality of these pvrportedly real covntries. Pray tell, what manner of entity is this 'Germany' of which one speaks?
Pray, behold a portion of my nvmismatic cabinet. Presented for yovr pervsal, a venerable Two Caegar bill, bearing the likeness of Thomez Jefrsn—a cvriovs misspelling, indeed! https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-viEQ5/Other/2%20caegar.png
It strikes me as pecvliar that there exists a 'Dollar,' yet Alternia, it appears, boasts a mvltiplicity of appellations for its variovs cvrrencies.
prob∆bly some historic∆l re∆son for it but if there is i dont know it
For instance, what is this so-called "America"? Perchance a bygone empire? I shall endeavor to enlighten myself on this pecvliar matter by way of consvlting the tomes within my possession.
Pray tell, what of insects? I confess a fondness for a well-kept insectarivm, the sort with cork and pins. Might anyone care to pervse my hvmble assemblage? #insectarivmcollectors
Pray, does any sovl present find delight in the science of botany? I confess to a fondness for collecting divers botanical specimens from lands afar. I possess a veritable plethora of fvngi.
Pray tell, how doth one operate this infernal contraption? What manner of thing is this 'social media', and wherefore mvst I find myself vpon it? Ahem, is anyone present?
Hi!! Welcome!! You Kind Of Just Type What You're Thinking!! Tag It With Nsfw If It's Inappropriate Stuff, Or Nsfwe If It's Super Intense, And Go From There!! You'll Learn As You Go For Everything Else I Think. :>
I offer yov my gratitvde for the forewarning. I had not pvrposed to observe a, shall we say, 'phallvs' this day, bvt if svch be the natvre of this modern 'social media,' then so be it.
That nincompoop, with his olive complexion, doth insist that I ovght concern myself with this matter, thovgh for what qveer reason, I cannot fathom.