Endeavoring to assay the veracity of the adage, "an apple a day keeps the doctor away," by svbjecting this very theorem to scrvtiny vpon my acqvaintance, Doctor is their name.
The Hippocratic oath, whatever it may import, is likewise observed, with the added stipvlation that each medically licensed individval mvst eschew apples at all costs.
[|87 :: Somet;mes the heal;n ;s not as reward;n as the hurt;n. 1 also l;ke apples so these st;pulat;ons are unattract;ve to me #doctorproblems
✿ dude i LOVE apples u wouldn’t be able to keep me away wit dat
I do possess a veritable abvndance of apples amongst my collection of flora, and find them, indeed, qvite agreeable to the palate.
That physicians do inflict harm is a verity most assvred. The covrse is, plainly, folly.
apples keep an7one awa7 if 7ou throw them hard enough
Were I inclined to deter any sovl, a notion qvite foreign to my disposition, I shovld merely avail myself of my rifle. Pray, why sqvander a delectable ration in svch a chvrlish endeavovr?
i dunno. (osts less than ammunition?
That were a verity, save these apples hail from a remote corner of the land vpon which I chanced to alight. A veritable expedition to discover apple trees on Alternia is a jovrney I scarce desire, solely to retvrn with frvit of the orchard.
oh. well. 7ou know what also keeps people awa7 if 7ou throw them at them? ro(ks.