Algeno Grubbe
@admiredGentleman
Ahoy hoy, ye fantastical creatvres! 'Tis I, Admiral Algeno Grubbe, of whom ye speak. I beseech thee, I implore thee, vovchsafe me thy friendship, I pray.
I abscond for a fvll day, and already Miss Lottie hath seen fit to display her absvrdly ample bosom for all to see. #nsfw
II thiink the others very much enjoyed my piictures!! Allso, you spelled my name wrong, you siilly quackbeast!!
Quack Quack Quack!! That"s what you sound lliike!! Quack Quack Quack!! =:D
II tolld my friiend about thiis llovelly sociiall mediia thiingiie, but my siilly thiinkpan was so occupiied wiith my pllants that forgot to enroll mysellf!! Hahaha!! Anyway, Hello!!
Yov compelled me to embark vpon this contraption, and then qvite forgot? How, I say, covld yov possibly do svch a thing?
II can't beliieve II wa2 about two 2ay "Lottiie Dah" ju2t now, plea2e kiill me. Anyway hello and welcome two the chiittr! You are iinviited two the #piillowfort iif you want two hang wiith u2 and game and 2hiit, we can make a 2ectiion for your plant2 and a greenhou2e iif you would liike!
I shovld sooner svp with the lvsii than abide in svch a frivolovs fortress.
To fvrther elvcidate my prior missive: These Violetbloods of the modern era do oft lament their qvadrants and engage in the cvlling of lowbloods. Albeit I, too, may express discontent regarding my rather bereft qvadrants, I shovld not indvlge in svch infantile complaints vpon the digital ether.
What then is this very Ether for? If not to observe the puerile complaints of wygglers?
Yov advance a notion to which I mvst retort, citing that the jade-blooded brooding caverns do observe specific hovrs for visitation.
Thou operates under the very Delusion that I wyll simply lay down and take myne supposed lot in lyfe.
It was not intended as a filip at thine station, bvt rather a rejoinder, considering I might discover more diverting trifles whilst absent from the keys.
The svndry lvsii in mine care, for instance. The wee ones are oft a most rambvnctiovs clvtch. Fvrthermore, any eating-hovse nigh where I reside. There be ever some romantic tribvlation daily.
I Just Emerged From My Recuperacoon. Have The Eridans All Exterminated Each Other Yet? #eridanwar
I daresay. They do give me the dismals.
Enovgh of mine own person. Pray, what doth this morn hold for one and all? How fares everyone this day?
IF I WERE TO BE BRIEF ABOUT IT, I WOULD SAY THAT I AM HAVING A VERY, VERY GOODF DAY TO SAY THE LEAST.
X I’ve smoked 8 joints and crushed six beers in the last hour. #substance x
Tovching vpon my present constitvtion, I find myself in remarkably good fettle.
Yov do pvt me in mind of my cervlean-clad acqvaintance. She doth possess a fondness for ales, indeed.
I'm about to ruin your day everyone lmao. Its a common misconception the word is "wriggling". This is only used in terms of grubs actually moving about. The word is "wiggling". Grubs are WIGGLERS not wrigglers. Don't trust Google, it'll just tell you lies. ((This is genuinely a real fact, i dont know where down the line it became wrigglers but they've always been wigglers. Karkat used "wriggle" for normal movement, not hatching. Thank you Benjaminutes for the homestuck game show.))
Fvrthermore, a tidbit I desire to impart concerning the patois of trolls: the term "grvb" doth commonly denote that which hvmans are wont to call "food." Ergo, a phrase svch as "grvb savce" is, in verity, bvt a "food paste."
Trolls, one apprehends, do not engage in the practice of consvming their own kind. This misapprehension stems from the vse of the term "grvb," which also doth denote the larval state of svndry creatvres.
One of my life's aspirations is to dwell in the manner of those British svbjects dvring the so-called interwar years, and to traverse their vast empire. A voyage down the Nile in a paddle steamer to behold the sights wovld be most agreeable, pray svch a ventvre, shovld I partake, be devoid of any ghastly mvrders.
I gleaned this intelligence from a tome in mine own possession, penned by the hvman avthoress, Agatha Christie.
!!! that sounds so nice :d but i don't know about the murder part..
I have fashioned a rendering of this, employing a whimsical, cartoonish likeness of mine own person. https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-viEQ5/Other/Algeno%20in%20Egypt.png
Thovgh a mvrder witnessed dvring one's holiday wovld be most dreadfvl, to observe the hvman response to svch an affair with one's own eyes wovld prove exceedingly stimvlating.
From what one hath observed of hvman reactions to grievovs injvry or harm, it appears there be somewhat more to it than a mere vtterance of discomfort.
I have made my retvrn. Pray tell, what tidings have ye, denizens of the social ether?
"= this guy's surname is grub. ="
Indeed, it doth chance that my svrname bears a kinship in title to a word synonymovs with victvals, 'tis veritably so.
"= ha, i was thinking more, 'wriggler'. child. but, hm, true, you could aaaalso be edible :) ="
Methinks the proper appellation for newly-hatched trolls be "wiggler," thovgh I shovld needs consvlt with my jade-blooded acqvaintance on the matter.
Endeavoring to assay the veracity of the adage, "an apple a day keeps the doctor away," by svbjecting this very theorem to scrvtiny vpon my acqvaintance, Doctor is their name.
apples keep an7one awa7 if 7ou throw them hard enough
Were I inclined to deter any sovl, a notion qvite foreign to my disposition, I shovld merely avail myself of my rifle. Pray, why sqvander a delectable ration in svch a chvrlish endeavovr?
i dunno. (osts less than ammunition?
That were a verity, save these apples hail from a remote corner of the land vpon which I chanced to alight. A veritable expedition to discover apple trees on Alternia is a jovrney I scarce desire, solely to retvrn with frvit of the orchard.