Algeno Grubbe
@admiredGentleman
Ahoy hoy, ye fantastical creatvres! 'Tis I, Admiral Algeno Grubbe, of whom ye speak. I beseech thee, I implore thee, vovchsafe me thy friendship, I pray.
I'm about to ruin your day everyone lmao. Its a common misconception the word is "wriggling". This is only used in terms of grubs actually moving about. The word is "wiggling". Grubs are WIGGLERS not wrigglers. Don't trust Google, it'll just tell you lies. ((This is genuinely a real fact, i dont know where down the line it became wrigglers but they've always been wigglers. Karkat used "wriggle" for normal movement, not hatching. Thank you Benjaminutes for the homestuck game show.))
Fvrthermore, a tidbit I desire to impart concerning the patois of trolls: the term "grvb" doth commonly denote that which hvmans are wont to call "food." Ergo, a phrase svch as "grvb savce" is, in verity, bvt a "food paste."
Trolls, one apprehends, do not engage in the practice of consvming their own kind. This misapprehension stems from the vse of the term "grvb," which also doth denote the larval state of svndry creatvres.
One of my life's aspirations is to dwell in the manner of those British svbjects dvring the so-called interwar years, and to traverse their vast empire. A voyage down the Nile in a paddle steamer to behold the sights wovld be most agreeable, pray svch a ventvre, shovld I partake, be devoid of any ghastly mvrders.
I gleaned this intelligence from a tome in mine own possession, penned by the hvman avthoress, Agatha Christie.
!!! that sounds so nice :d but i don't know about the murder part..
I have fashioned a rendering of this, employing a whimsical, cartoonish likeness of mine own person. https://file.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-viEQ5/Other/Algeno%20in%20Egypt.png
Thovgh a mvrder witnessed dvring one's holiday wovld be most dreadfvl, to observe the hvman response to svch an affair with one's own eyes wovld prove exceedingly stimvlating.
From what one hath observed of hvman reactions to grievovs injvry or harm, it appears there be somewhat more to it than a mere vtterance of discomfort.
Vpon awakening, I find mine olive-blooded acqvaintance importvning me to sample his cvriovs concoctions. Pray tell, what manner of beverage is this "Mello Yello," and wherefore doth it bear svch an vnconventional orthography?
yo yo yo 8----> jegus christ you ever heard of not using words from the yee olden days
How I choose to speak or scribe is no affair of thine. 'Tis the import of my words, and navght else, that shovld occvpy thy paltry grey matter.
As they are wont to say, I find myself newly emerged from mine convalescent slvmber, and forthwith plvnged into the very conflagration itself.
yo yo yo 8----> you made zero sense there man
Methinks my facility for intelligibility is readily apparent to those possessed of the mental wherewithal to comprehend my vocabvlary and lexicon.
I have made my retvrn. Pray tell, what tidings have ye, denizens of the social ether?
"= this guy's surname is grub. ="
Indeed, it doth chance that my svrname bears a kinship in title to a word synonymovs with victvals, 'tis veritably so.
"= ha, i was thinking more, 'wriggler'. child. but, hm, true, you could aaaalso be edible :) ="
Methinks the proper appellation for newly-hatched trolls be "wiggler," thovgh I shovld needs consvlt with my jade-blooded acqvaintance on the matter.
‹‹ btw pineapple do belong on flavor discs y'all can die mad about it ››
I find myself inclined to display my rare assemblage of pineapples, they being amongst the most costly possessions that grace my ownership.
The importation of pineapples from tropical climes doth cost a pretty Caegar. I was constrained to ventvre thither myself to procvre the svccvlent, sweet plant. 'Tis my pleasvre to display them before the lower orders within my employ. They comprehend not the marvel of svch a prickly frvit.
‹‹ eelmao~ course they don't. i think my favorite part of a pineapple is that nice aroma that starts wafting out about when they're at their most ripe~ absolutely heavenly. ››
When the pineapple doth approach its spoiling, I find it a pleasant diversion to extract each piece by gripping its thorny crown and gently coaxing it ovtwards. A most wondrovs finger-food, indeed.
Endeavoring to assay the veracity of the adage, "an apple a day keeps the doctor away," by svbjecting this very theorem to scrvtiny vpon my acqvaintance, Doctor is their name.
[|87 :: 1 fear no apples because 1 have no med;cal l;cense #doctorproblems
The Hippocratic oath, whatever it may import, is likewise observed, with the added stipvlation that each medically licensed individval mvst eschew apples at all costs.
[|87 :: Somet;mes the heal;n ;s not as reward;n as the hurt;n. 1 also l;ke apples so these st;pulat;ons are unattract;ve to me #doctorproblems
✿ dude i LOVE apples u wouldn’t be able to keep me away wit dat
I do possess a veritable abvndance of apples amongst my collection of flora, and find them, indeed, qvite agreeable to the palate.
That physicians do inflict harm is a verity most assvred. The covrse is, plainly, folly.
apples keep an7one awa7 if 7ou throw them hard enough
Were I inclined to deter any sovl, a notion qvite foreign to my disposition, I shovld merely avail myself of my rifle. Pray, why sqvander a delectable ration in svch a chvrlish endeavovr?
i dunno. (osts less than ammunition?
That were a verity, save these apples hail from a remote corner of the land vpon which I chanced to alight. A veritable expedition to discover apple trees on Alternia is a jovrney I scarce desire, solely to retvrn with frvit of the orchard.
The fovrth iteration of the Hearts of Iron entertainments doth hold mine affections most firmly. I find great joy in the forging of empires #EmpireBvilder
My most favovred aspect lies in the vtter fantasticality of these pvrportedly real covntries. Pray tell, what manner of entity is this 'Germany' of which one speaks?