chittr
← @admiredGentleman

Vpon awakening, I find mine olive-blooded acqvaintance importvning me to sample his cvriovs concoctions. Pray tell, what manner of beverage is this "Mello Yello," and wherefore doth it bear svch an vnconventional orthography?

Kult: +5
Kull: +10
Total: 15
Ratio: 0.50

How I choose to speak or scribe is no affair of thine. 'Tis the import of my words, and navght else, that shovld occvpy thy paltry grey matter.