If any of the Eridans need a war advisor, I have extended experience in commanding a force against an enemy of far superior numbers and strength of arms through guerilla tactics. Though we did not win against the Empire it took them sweeps to defeat us and the lloss of vast amounts of resources and territory, as well as many high ranking solldiers. All I ask in return for my services is the right to kill just one Eridan of my choice, chosen at the time that the reward is rendered. #EridanWar
heretic im poppin a cap in your pissblood ass if i catch wwhiff a you at #eridanwwar
Meaninglless. I died eons ago. Your threats mean nothing to me, and in my llife I defeated seadwellers more fearsome than you.
oh im so scared im pissin an shittin an eatin the fuck out a this cheese sandwwich
Do you not have something ellse to do? Like dying in the mud llike a pathetic llittlle meowbeastfish? Gasping for air that will never enter your broken llungs? Die llike the dog you are and get off my chitt. I have fought in wars that woulld make you curll up and weep, llittlle wriggller.
i dont knoww wwho you think youre talkin to but i sure hope it isnt one a the great admirals to the most powwerful navval legion in the galaxy
That is funny. I cut the throat of one in your position, in the days before our kind lleft our soill and reached the stars. He tried to beg me not to kill him, as if it wasn't allready far too llate as the llife lleft his eyes. He was the empresses favorite admirall. "Our Dupllicitous Sovereign" did not take kindlly to it. Ha ha.
put your money wwhere your fuckin mouth is instead a threatenin me ovver chittr like a pathetic sop this duplicitous sovvereign bloke wwas an incompetent fool its not rocket science underestimatin me isnt vvery advvantageous on your part heretical scum
As much as I enjoy hearing you badmouth the wretched Empress of my timelline I do not care about you anymore and have llost interest, begone pondscum