#thistimeitspersonal
guldarn vvarmint outlaww eridan met a swwift end at the barrel a my six shootin crosshairs #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal
has anyone got the slightest clue wwhere lichking eridan put his phylactery he wwont stop reconstitutin #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal
ovverheard a roguishly handsome olivve say they took dowwn one of the eridans naturally i scrutinized them under the FAIR AND RIGHTEOUS LENS OF SCIENCE my lowwblood in sufferin you culled a cronus #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal
ill wwring the spindly vvestiges a this land a their prosperity ill be that all consumin explosion of boilin wwhite fire blazin through the cosmos at a million fuckin kilometers a hour no amount of mere genuflectin can halt the vveritable wwhirlwwind a wwizardly wwaylayin that yours truly wwill be spearheadin AND IT WWAS ARMISTICE DAY FOR FUCKS SAKE #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal
SHIT red alert air raid imminent get minion eridan dowwn to the mustard chamber RIGHT FUCKIN NOWW and kick those layabout solbatteries into maximum output wwith condesce cakesittin povv vvideos i need a red and blue barrier ovver this hopedamned magespire faster than i can say powwwwowwww #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal #suggestivve
bad newws it aint firewworks youre hearin tonight #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal #andthistimeitscomingtoanairspacenearyou
wwhen the wwar leavves millions a nutbeasts wwithout a tree to suckle on scrumptious fuckin nuts in wwhere do you think theyre goin to go livve #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal
snuffed out another bastion of eridans holed up in the ruins a lusus lovvers uniteds old hq like i wwouldnt be comin back to this joint on the reg to pay homage to those damnable insurgents for makin my life hell on a nightly basis wwith errant torchins and setting loose my captured orphans feels almost poetic a bunch a mes meet their end there #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal
vvery bravve of so many eridans to abstain from the #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal showwin your true colors as wwimpy fuckin pacifist fence sitters wwhile the rest of us get trenchfoot fightin the good fight and youre disinvvited from the afterparty
fuckin yellowwblooded plague carriers me and the gerblinsll havve the last laugh about this #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal
hrn ivve seen more than a couple chainsaww wwieldin vvindictivve daywwalker blood suckin types wwhettin their fangs on the bisected cadavvers of fallen eridans it feels against the spirit of the wwar to ban maryams outright so long as they stay outta my goddamn orphice #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal
shitwwits and neerdowwells rejoice for your opportunity to guffaww at and bear wwitness to the second eridan wwar colloquially referred to as #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal the rules are so elementary you could schoolfeed em to a vvegetativve grub that got taken outta the slime too soon eridans are wworth fivve points each non eridans are wworth one point teaming is acceptable if sealed wwith a snog wwith at least twwo eridans there to act as wwitness