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"Of all of the LOATHSOME things I'vve seen.. your face has to be the WWORST.." ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ He/They ~ Yes, I'm a mutant. So wwhat?

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// Okay now that I've drawn him I can make the dreaded #ooc post This is (obviously) a mutant Eridan! He is a Prince of Blood, and followed his normal general timeline except that after the game he went off on his own and started living on his own in the woods. He prefers to be alone but it makes him secretly lonely, and he yearns for companionship despite being in denial about it. He's very "don't bother me and I won't bother you", so feel free to bother him! He's mostly a lurker. In his timeline these are the swaps: Terezi Piexes Kanaya Ampora Nepeta Makara Karkat Zahhak Sollux Serket Tavros Pyrope Aradia Maryam Feferi Leijon Eridan Vantas Gamzee Captor Equius Nitram Vriska Megido And the art I made (and his pfp) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/93822bb7d628.png //

FUCK

Someone just liked all 10 of my chitts then followwed me WWHAT THE FUCK. I'm not THAT entertaining.

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Good morning, I trust evveryone had a SAFE slumber.

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You evver see something you WWISH you could rechitt but you are, in fact, a cowward? #vvagueposting

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I did get out of those tunnels but ended up passing out on this cliff cavve before I updated. WWoke up to the sun.. I wwish it didn't hurt so much, it's kind of beautiful. In that- "I'm going to destroy you" kind of wway. (Pesterquest SC)

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=oXO what a view''' please get somewhere safe before you can,t see anything anymore¡¡ =oXO

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Don't wworry, I'm staying inside the cavve. I thought the vvieww wwas wworth the photo though

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=oXO that,s good¡¡ and yeah that,s definitely a picture to look at often''' =oXO

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I can't believve I found it by chance- WWith a random hole in the ground. This is wwhy you alwways followw wwhat nature puts in front of you

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=oXO yes¡¡¡ holes in the ground often lead to beautiful places¡¡¡ you just have to be very careful to not get stuck¡ =oXO

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Oh my god FINALLY I found the fucking tunnels again https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9e555567e6f9.png

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My lungs burn HOLY FUCK

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WWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

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WWh.. WWhere the FUCK am I?? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e70a8cfabbf0.png

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(That is not a hole) Woof

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It is not Z:/

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Evverything is so dark here #lostinthetunnels

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Okay FUCK I can stand up again- WWhat the fuck is this https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aba03e6d408a.png

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@perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

livestream s/) we can see what y/)u find

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dudes gonna get his ass nutty puttyd

I'd rather not let people see my location. There's a decent amount of people that could track me dowwn from the colour of the dirt.

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@perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

tf r u d/)ing 4 ppl 2 wanna track u d/)wn???

There's a lot of twwists and turns in here

I am wwell acquainted wwith tunnels such as this, I wwill be fine.

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Don't wworry about it.

famous LLast words

I'vve said them sevveral times before

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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= make sure. to leave a trail. :) ="

Um.. it's getting smaller #holeposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3cc7fbe3f2cb.png

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(I think it was made for you…) Woof

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@perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

ppl just be d/)ing shit /)n this site

Sometimes cavving is wworth it.

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@perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

the fuck d/) y/)u ever find in a cave? s/)me/)ne’s ancest/)rs buried treasure?

Sometimes. Then sometimes you find gems, or unique geological features that aren't observvable on the surface.

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So it appears that hole from earlier leads into a tunnel #holeposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d8a7b4581097.png

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@orphanerDualscar[OD]

Ne'er did I think I'd feel that all t0o familiar guttural drop again.

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I suppose I should get invvolvved wwith the trends on this site to get more integrated. Here is the current hole I'm standing in front of for #holeposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0cd8127f3caf.png

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@capriciousWardog[CW]

yOu gOiN In ... oR?

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That wwas the plan.

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@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

HNGH. HAVING. THOUGHT.S.

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@unashamedUnmaker[UU]

CONDOLENCES.

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AREN'T WE ALL NOWADAYS

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@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

YEAH.

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I left for 20 minutes wwhy the FUCK is evvery other post about slugs??

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Slug hour.

Noww I'm going to be anxiously looking for slugs in evvery corner.

My condolences. Might I recommend salt?

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@emptyEyes[EE]

Y0u d0nt like slug p0sting 0R h0rny p0sting? Y0ure g0nna be miserable here #nsfw

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@emptyEyes[EE]

I'm slowwly getting used to one of them.

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@emptyEyes[EE]

Which 0ne

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I can't believve I forgot the existence of salt.

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I suppose it's both, noww.

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@emptyEyes[EE]

Exp0sure therapy

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@emptyEyes[EE]

I hate that you're right.

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Anyone willingly going swimming is certifiably fucked up. For recreation? Shit, dude. Why not just invite the creatures to get you.

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Then you probably deserve to get got.

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@turntableGodhead[TG]

im coming after you first after i become the king of the sea

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Good luck, man, I won't be in the fucking sea.

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@turntableGodhead[TG]

you wont have to be ill carry around buckets of water to transport my creatures so we can come and take you out

I'm pretty sure I could kick the ass of anything small enough to fit in a bucket, so I'll come to the conclusion I'll be definitely fine.

heyy wait a minute when did you get here

Make an estimate amount of time and then increase it by about 20%.

wow thats a long time ago

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Yeah, that's about right.

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fair enough! :)

I learn so much about animals on Chittr it makes me wanna stream zoo tycoon again

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@goliathsTerror[GT]

Date idea: i give you a five minute head start and chase you all night long. :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0fb127444517.jpg

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Actually Cr9 says he agrees with me 9n this.

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Frightening.

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Good. :)

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Oh, it's very good.

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@goliathsTerror[GT]

Is that so?

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I am honestly shaking in my big boy boots this very instant in a flavor that can only be described as neapolitan. I'm over here with a fully stacked fear-rousal-citement sundae ready to dig in, Jake. #suggestive

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Oh good, because its about to intensify ten-fold if you take me up on my offer.

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You know I could use the workout.

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@goliathsTerror[GT]

Five minutes. :)

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Play ball.

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