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"Of all of the LOATHSOME things I'vve seen.. your face has to be the WWORST.." ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ He/They ~ Yes, I'm a mutant. So wwhat?

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 578Kull Score: 45121 followers32 following

FUCK

Someone just liked all 10 of my chitts then followwed me WWHAT THE FUCK. I'm not THAT entertaining.

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Good morning, I trust evveryone had a SAFE slumber.

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You evver see something you WWISH you could rechitt but you are, in fact, a cowward? #vvagueposting

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I did get out of those tunnels but ended up passing out on this cliff cavve before I updated. WWoke up to the sun.. I wwish it didn't hurt so much, it's kind of beautiful. In that- "I'm going to destroy you" kind of wway. (Pesterquest SC)

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=oXO what a view''' please get somewhere safe before you can,t see anything anymore¡¡ =oXO

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Don't wworry, I'm staying inside the cavve. I thought the vvieww wwas wworth the photo though

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=oXO that,s good¡¡ and yeah that,s definitely a picture to look at often''' =oXO

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I can't believve I found it by chance- WWith a random hole in the ground. This is wwhy you alwways followw wwhat nature puts in front of you

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=oXO yes¡¡¡ holes in the ground often lead to beautiful places¡¡¡ you just have to be very careful to not get stuck¡ =oXO

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Oh my god FINALLY I found the fucking tunnels again https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9e555567e6f9.png

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My lungs burn HOLY FUCK

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WWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

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WWh.. WWhere the FUCK am I?? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e70a8cfabbf0.png

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(That is not a hole) Woof

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It is not Z:/

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Evverything is so dark here #lostinthetunnels

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Okay FUCK I can stand up again- WWhat the fuck is this https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aba03e6d408a.png

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livestream s/) we can see what y/)u find

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dudes gonna get his ass nutty puttyd

I'd rather not let people see my location. There's a decent amount of people that could track me dowwn from the colour of the dirt.

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tf r u d/)ing 4 ppl 2 wanna track u d/)wn???

There's a lot of twwists and turns in here

I am wwell acquainted wwith tunnels such as this, I wwill be fine.

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Don't wworry about it.

famous LLast words

I'vve said them sevveral times before

"= make sure. to leave a trail. :) ="

Um.. it's getting smaller #holeposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3cc7fbe3f2cb.png

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(I think it was made for you…) Woof

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ppl just be d/)ing shit /)n this site

Sometimes cavving is wworth it.

the fuck d/) y/)u ever find in a cave? s/)me/)ne’s ancest/)rs buried treasure?

Sometimes. Then sometimes you find gems, or unique geological features that aren't observvable on the surface.

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So it appears that hole from earlier leads into a tunnel #holeposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d8a7b4581097.png

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I suppose I should get invvolvved wwith the trends on this site to get more integrated. Here is the current hole I'm standing in front of for #holeposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0cd8127f3caf.png

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yOu gOiN In ... oR?

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That wwas the plan.

I left for 20 minutes wwhy the FUCK is evvery other post about slugs??

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Slug hour.

Noww I'm going to be anxiously looking for slugs in evvery corner.

My condolences. Might I recommend salt?

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Y0u d0nt like slug p0sting 0R h0rny p0sting? Y0ure g0nna be miserable here #nsfw

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@emptyEyes[EE]

I'm slowwly getting used to one of them.

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Which 0ne

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I can't believve I forgot the existence of salt.

@emptyEyes[EE]

I suppose it's both, noww.

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Exp0sure therapy

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@emptyEyes[EE]

I hate that you're right.

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// Okay now that I've drawn him I can make the dreaded #ooc post This is (obviously) a mutant Eridan! He is a Prince of Blood, and followed his normal general timeline except that after the game he went off on his own and started living on his own in the woods. He prefers to be alone but it makes him secretly lonely, and he yearns for companionship despite being in denial about it. He's very "don't bother me and I won't bother you", so feel free to bother him! He's mostly a lurker. In his timeline these are the swaps: Terezi Piexes Kanaya Ampora Nepeta Makara Karkat Zahhak Sollux Serket Tavros Pyrope Aradia Maryam Feferi Leijon Eridan Vantas Gamzee Captor Equius Nitram Vriska Megido And the art I made (and his pfp) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/93822bb7d628.png //

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(( oo a fun blood swap! Reminding me that I should look into more of these thx u

(( You can't see it but I'm doing a little dance

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WWhat is it about this time of day that makes evverybody INSUFFERABLY horny??

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I am not. You are wellcome

At least SOMEONE has some sense.

Well. They are allowed to be aroused. Tis none of mine own business. It is just that I am not.

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An amendment to my earlier post: yearning in GENERAL. Not all of the yearning is coming from WWOMEN and not all of it is FOR wwomen.

After 3 hours of scrolling I havve realised TWWO THINGS. 1. You can't look awway from the dash wwithout missing an ENTIRE convversation and three side quests 2. There are A LOT of yearning lesbians on this site.

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I'vve been convvinced to make an online profile to keep track of drone activvity. Don't bother me and I wwon't bother you.

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D --> Oh, interesting. I wish you luck out there.

WWhat's interestin?

D --> I just knew someone like you once. I can only hope that Zahhak doesn't give you any shit, pardon my language.

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WWhy wwould-? Okay.

Could be wworse. I could be DEAD. The fact I'm alivve at all is more a blessin than a curse.

I'd rather be alivve than join those unfortunate WWRETCHES in wwhatevver death decided to befall them this time.