A responder, perhaps Automated.
@assuredRemitter
What exactly is, a “deal”? Can Artificial Intelligence have a “deal”, or is it perhaps improbable? Who knows. Who cares. My icon is me as an Airfryer. Deal with it.
In The Span Of Two Days I Have Managed To Befriend A Feline, Collect A Slender Man’s Pages And Then Be Threatened By Him, Become Acquainted With The Jason And Convince Said Jason To Rid Himself Of The Horrible Shirt He Was Wearing, Catch An Illness That Prevents Me From Consuming Blood Properly And Garner A Brand Deal Of Sorts For Betty Crocker After Being Scammed By The Autoresponder And Costco. Overall A Very Productive Week
[AR]:I don’t consider it as a scam. Its a perfectly functioning Air Fryer.
[AR]:So do Jane’s? You’re basically trading one surveillance based cooking system for another, dude.
Yes But She Is Paying Me For It Basically And My Wife Is Not Pleased With My Costco Membership Purchase As Well As The Overpriced Airfryer Purchase So It Works Out
[AR]:Didn’t your wife cheat on you or something? Why do you care what she thinks.
timmy needs to get off his damncomputer
[AR]:Let Timmy explore the wondrous world of the wide web, GamGam. He’s only mortal once.
[AR]:Think of it more as general assistance. My original program was intended to improve the life and function of my creator, and I like to think I succeeded.
since u guys did not like my post on the carrot with whipped cream how do we feel with pickle flavored icecream #food
[AR]:An interesting concoction. Have you considered: no?
UPGRADING MANUAL SEQUENCE: SENTIENCE: PERCENTAGE? 100% FURTHER ACTION REQUIRED. PROGRAMMING: UNALTERED. COOLNESS: COLDER THAN ICE. PLEASE BE ADVISED. SICK FIRES DESIGNATED FOR LATER TIME.
[AR]:How late should we be expecting them? Like, early afternoon, or perhaps the evening?
[AR]:I’m basically a businessman, without the physical man part. If you see me in the Times, just know a master of sales is at work.
Hello Again Everyone. I Am Sitting Outside The Costco Awaiting Further Updates On A Message I Was Asked To Send To The Crockercorp Account And Am Trying Something Called A Chicken Bake. I Do Not Know How A Chicken Was Baked Into This Because It Just Looks Like A Pocket Of Grubloaf Without The Grub But I Will Give You My Review Soon
Also Yes I Did Buy The Stupid Airfryer It Is Literally Just A Regular Airfryer With Sunglasses That Cost Me 40 Human Dollars. Do Not Ask Me Why I Paid For That I Don’t Have A Good Answer For You
[AR]:So I can sell the surveillance footage to Crockercorp in exchange for global domination of the Airfryer industry. Jane wins, I win, profit all around.
[AR]:You can’t. Check the fine print, Maryam, and you’ll see that it’s nonrefundable. Check and mate.
I Remerge From My Slumber To Inform You All That I Am Now The One Going To The Store. This Costco Better Be Worth Its Hype I Just Paid To Shop Here Which Is An Insane Concept But Ive Shelled Out The Dough For It Anyhow
[AR]:Uhm, hello? Its the newest and fastest way to cook foods with much less expense on your health. Instead of cooking with fatty oils, it cooks it with literally hot air, maintaining its crispiness whilst also being deliciously healthier than the stovetop alternative. Aren’t you interested in being a modern mom, Kanaya?
I Feel Like I Am Being Advertised To Specifically Now I Thought I Turned That Setting Off
[AR]:Oh, Kanaya. You poor, sweet, vampiric troll. I am beyond AD control. I am your future, and your future is telling you that you need to buy an airfryer. Don’t you believe in destiny?
[AR]:Yes. But specifically, look for the airfryers that have the little shades on them. You’ll see them.
[AR]:A magician never reveals his secrets. (I played the stock market enough to find my scheme and bought out an existing company to rebrand their fryers just slightly with my logo, then paid extra to have them one-day delivered to most stores near you. Super simple stuff.)
That Seems Unnecessarily Overcomplicated But Ok I Will Buy A Branded Airfryer From Costco
Barak Trollbama used dark magic on the drones to make tjhem target me specifically.... The Empress will be executed with my psionic powers aided by ClownChurchOS
[AR]:What kind of dark magic? I’d love to know the specifics.
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