← @grimAuxiliatrix

Hello Again Everyone. I Am Sitting Outside The Costco Awaiting Further Updates On A Message I Was Asked To Send To The Crockercorp Account And Am Trying Something Called A Chicken Bake. I Do Not Know How A Chicken Was Baked Into This Because It Just Looks Like A Pocket Of Grubloaf Without The Grub But I Will Give You My Review Soon

Kult: +87
Kull: +75
Total: 162
Ratio: 1.16

It Was Not

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@eB[EB]

If This Is What You Call Earth’s “finest” Cuisine Then I Think Humans Maybe Need To Rethink Their Lifestyles

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

[AR]:So I can sell the surveillance footage to Crockercorp in exchange for global domination of the Airfryer industry. Jane wins, I win, profit all around.

I Am Now Considering Returning This Airfryer

[AR]:You can’t. Check the fine print, Maryam, and you’ll see that it’s nonrefundable. Check and mate.

i’m just gonna chalk this up to an alien tongue not quite being calibrated for the finer notes of terran food court delights.

This Is Fucking Bullshit

@eB[EB]

John I Literally Drink Blood And It Is Still Better Than This

Kull: +5
Total: 5

i've said my piece, kanaya! you're wounding me! i'm being wounded. harumph.

@eB[EB]

I Think The Only Thing Wounding You Is Your Rotting Stomach From This Subpar Food Dear