

K. Maryam
@grimAuxiliatrix
Please Dm For Inquiries Regarding Fashion And Or Style Makeovers Normally I Would Not Offer But Seriously Some Of You Dress Like The Dead And Not In A Fun Way
beautiful mother soap dispenser just gave birth to a baby foam in my hand #nsfw(???? maybe?)

#Japery #AprilNormalsDay https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1488894099758256168/SPOILER_image.png?ex=69ce702f&is=69cd1eaf&hm=b45eab66f350023c868e9989829ce8a2ef423c86841db8f44c314921cd5bdd3a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=623&height=623
>([yall cannot be posting like t#is during peak #ours]

No cause for alarm. @herimperiousCondesce will be in attendance of #eridanweek this evening. It's my understanding that she's #woke now. The piña colada vendor will be reanimated.
ok, i got distracted from my own, and drew dave’s pony sona. i think it is my best work yet! https://files.catbox.moe/wmw7gq.jpeg
Update I Have Just Been Informed That Backstabbing Moronic Princely Toolbag Scammed Me Out Of My Pay As The Doubloons Have Melted In My Hands I Think We Should Bring That #war Back
Anyway Here Is Me And The #meowbeast While I Ponder Ways To Ensure I Am Properly Paid What I Am Due Https://files.catbox.moe/5zvokc.png
Update I Have Finished The “fishy But Not Too Fishy” Requested Outfit For My Ornery Commissioner. No It Was Not Worth The Money Because He Gave It To Me In Fucking Doubloons I Don’t Even Know How To Convert That
Admittedly My Day Has Not Been My Best I Took Upon Myself To Take A Commission Of Sorts For A Suit For A Certain Troll Who Shall Not Be Named Because He Got On His Knees And Started Begging And The Neighbors Started Coming Out To Stare At Me And I Have Been Trying To Perfect It For Hours But He Keeps Sending It Back Because “its Not Swwag Enough” What The Fuck Does That Even Mean
i think there’s genuine serial killers /)n this site and i can’t quite pr/)ve it but s/)me /)f yall r giving mad “im g/)ing t/) stab s/)me/)ne” vibes
Not That Anyone Asked But I Have Not Yet Graduated From The Gatorades Yet But I Have Managed A Little Sip Of Gold Blood Since It Tends To Be Thinner Than Most #blood I Guess. I Still Would Like A Word With The Man Of Slender When I Am Well Once Again Since I Have Noticed He Continues To Lose His Pages Despite Me Finding Them For Him And Him Insulting Me For It










