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Please Dm For Inquiries Regarding Fashion And Or Style Makeovers Normally I Would Not Offer But Seriously Some Of You Dress Like The Dead And Not In A Fun Way

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beautiful mother soap dispenser just gave birth to a baby foam in my hand #nsfw(???? maybe?)

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Life Is Beautiful

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#Japery #AprilNormalsDay https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1488894099758256168/SPOILER_image.png?ex=69ce702f&is=69cd1eaf&hm=b45eab66f350023c868e9989829ce8a2ef423c86841db8f44c314921cd5bdd3a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=623&height=623

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Hilarious As Always My Beloved

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Thank you, darling dear. You know this holiday means almost as much to me as Hallowe'en.

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But Of Course. I Must Think Of Some Last Minute Gags And Japes Myself, Now That I Think About It. A “ Field Trip “ Is In Order

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Don't spoil anything, I'd like to fall into them all.

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Do Not Worry My Lips Are Sealed And My Schemes Are Deeply Convoluted

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>([yall cannot be posting like t#is during peak #ours]

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Why Not Sad Face

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No cause for alarm. @herimperiousCondesce will be in attendance of #eridanweek this evening. It's my understanding that she's #woke now. The piña colada vendor will be reanimated.

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I Am Only Hating This Because I Did Not Know She Could Do That

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ok, i got distracted from my own, and drew dave’s pony sona. i think it is my best work yet! https://files.catbox.moe/wmw7gq.jpeg

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Is It Bald On Purpose. This Is Not A Negative Thing I Am Just Curious

haha, yeah, couldn’t make him too cool.

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Good. I Agree With This

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Update I Have Just Been Informed That Backstabbing Moronic Princely Toolbag Scammed Me Out Of My Pay As The Doubloons Have Melted In My Hands I Think We Should Bring That #war Back

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I Had To Sew Individual Fucking Fish Scales For This Shit I’m Pissed

the thought of all that sewing being for naught is fucking depressing im so sorry

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I Will Get My Revenge Do Not Worry

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Anyway Here Is Me And The #meowbeast While I Ponder Ways To Ensure I Am Properly Paid What I Am Due Https://files.catbox.moe/5zvokc.png

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Kitty kitty!

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Rose Told Me Its Name But I Forgot So It Is Simply The Meowbeast For Now. Isnt It Cute

It Says “meow” Back

Update I Have Finished The “fishy But Not Too Fishy” Requested Outfit For My Ornery Commissioner. No It Was Not Worth The Money Because He Gave It To Me In Fucking Doubloons I Don’t Even Know How To Convert That

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Do you know the material of the doubloons? If they're gold it should be fairly easy to find a shop that trades in that stuff.

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No They Are Violet

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I meant the material of the doubloons.

They Are Still Violet I Don’t Know What Material They Are But They Are Melting In My Hands

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I think you got scammed girl

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Are You Serious

Admittedly My Day Has Not Been My Best I Took Upon Myself To Take A Commission Of Sorts For A Suit For A Certain Troll Who Shall Not Be Named Because He Got On His Knees And Started Begging And The Neighbors Started Coming Out To Stare At Me And I Have Been Trying To Perfect It For Hours But He Keeps Sending It Back Because “its Not Swwag Enough” What The Fuck Does That Even Mean

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hmm i wonder who thAt mightve been

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Ohhh wwhoa wwhoa wwhoa (No, no, nooo) I'm scared of yooooooooooou

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this post could be about anyone btww

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Yes I Wonder Indeed

You Should Be

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Sure

i think there’s genuine serial killers /)n this site and i can’t quite pr/)ve it but s/)me /)f yall r giving mad “im g/)ing t/) stab s/)me/)ne” vibes

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Does It Count If It Was Justified At The Time

n/)t really, justified murder is usually chill. s/)me pe/)ple g/)tta g/)

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Ok Cool Because I Regret Nothing

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Not That Anyone Asked But I Have Not Yet Graduated From The Gatorades Yet But I Have Managed A Little Sip Of Gold Blood Since It Tends To Be Thinner Than Most #blood I Guess. I Still Would Like A Word With The Man Of Slender When I Am Well Once Again Since I Have Noticed He Continues To Lose His Pages Despite Me Finding Them For Him And Him Insulting Me For It

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Seriously Why Even Have People Find Your Pages If You Are Just Going To Scramble Them About The Forest Again You Should Invest In A Cellular Device Like The Rest Of Us

It is a sort of trap

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Why Would It Be A Trap You Just Have To Collect Pages

Could trip in the forest. I never said it was a good trap

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Ok That Is True I Did Almost Break My Heel On A Tree Stump

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