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@grimAuxiliatrix

Please Dm For Inquiries Regarding My Missing Daughter Or The Matriob Preferably The Latter I Know For A Fact Vrissy Follows Me On Here

Blood: JadeAge: Kult Score: 1549Kull Score: 170532 followers23 following

Admittedly, I Forgot. What Exactly I Forgot Is Up For Debate

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@canineRebel[CR]

yes.

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Is This Our Dynamic Now. I Say Something And You Reply And We Have A Regular Back And Fourth Distraction Whilst The Human Elephant Remains Glaringly Pointed In The Metaphorical Room

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first guardian
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Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Sunrise Crown
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In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@canineRebel[CR]

i mean. yeah. pretty fuckin much.

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Right. Can You Please Tell Vrissy To Answer Her Phone Now Or Is That Still Off The Table

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@starstuddedSalticid[SS]

wasn't she on chittr for Like, five seconds?​

It Is Less Of Her Online Activity And More For The Fact That I Am Her Guardian And She Is Involved In A Very Perilous Situation Due To The Workings Of A Former Nuisance Of A Quad Mate And Her Fellow Immature Peers. I Would Like To Know She Has Not Died Yet Is All

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@starstuddedSalticid[SS]

what the fuck?​?​?​?​?​?​?​?​ shit.​ gLad i'm not her, LoL.​ uh, sorry about your daughter.​ i'm sure she's fine! she's a serket, after aLL.​

That Is What I Am Afraid Of

Goodness All Of You Saw My Horrific Spelling Error From A Few Days Ago And Chose To Say Nothing. Honestly Im Not Sure If Im More Offended Or Flattered

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@ariadnesGrip[AG]

No8ody here can read, that's all. You should go ahead and feel flattered anyway though. :::;)

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Hello Vriska. I Am Choosing To Take This Comment With Only Wary Distain If Only Because You Are Not The Specific Vriska Currently Aiding In The Ire Specifically Targeted To My Psyche.

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MAN why do people always think I'm making fun of them on here???????? It's not always, and I like to think I make it a lot more o8vious when I am! It was a joke and then a compliment, that's all. ::::(

No Offense But You Do Typically Have A Habit Of Being Very Backwards In Your Compliments. And Also The Vriska From My Specific Area Of Sorts And I Do Not Exactly Have A Very “tight”, As The Human Dave Would Have Probably Referred To It, Bond

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Well, I'm sorry to hear that? I guess my sense of humor is hard to understand 8y people who don't know me 8etter... Ugh, that SUCKS. Wh8tever, my alts are humili8ing across the 8oard so I GUESS I get where your assumption came from. Thanks for actually telling me! Most people just 8lock me.

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Why Would I Do That You Have Mildly Miffed Me At Worst

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@ariadnesGrip[AG]

I don't know why! Some people are just too sensitive I guess.

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For Once I Find Myself In Agreement With You. It Has Been A Long Time Since I Have Found Myself In Agreement With Any Kind Of Serket. Congratulations, I Think

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Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Sunrise Crown
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In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@canineRebel[CR]

@grimAuxiliatrix#7199 vrissy does not wanna answer the phone till you treat me and her equally. sorry not sorry.

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You Know For Some Odd Reason I Have A Very Strong Feeling She Didn’t Actually Say That. In Fact Im Almost Entirely Sure She Did Not And You Are, In Fact, Trying To Argue For A Point That Frankly I Do Not Wish To Deal With. If It Was Not Obvious My Patience Is Thin As Is And I Really Do Not Have Time For This

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first guardian
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Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Sunrise Crown
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In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@canineRebel[CR]

are we fuckin accusin. >:B

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Are You Alluding To There Being Something You Could Be Accused Of, Child?

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Hey. You just lost the game.
Sunrise Crown
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In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@canineRebel[CR]

holy shit. FUCK. BARK.

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I Believe This Is The Move Often Referred To As A Checkmate. Now Put Vrissy On The Phone

Do Not Stay Up Late Having A Few Drinks, To Quote Myself, With An Old Friend. Now I Am Listening To Karkat Drunkenly Cry Over Troll John Cusack And We’ve Watched The Human Version Of What They Call Serendipity Four Times #drinking

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I Do Not Have Nearly Enough Violet #blood Or Patience To Make Any Of This Tolerable

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@herimperiousCondesce[HC]

t)(ere s)(ould b a c)(arity to put down bald people

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I Am Unfortunately Inclined To Agree

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mfers say ‘unfortunately’ w)(enever t)(ey agree wit me but t)(ey keep agreein

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Have You Ever Heard Of The Phrase Whenever The Worst Person You Know Makes A Valid Point. That Is The Circumstances I Find Myself Within As I Replied To You

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u don’t know me muc)( t)(en cuz all i make are valid points

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What Do You Actually Succeed At. Quickly

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single-)(andedly ruled an entire planet as well as oversaw t)(e process of colonizing and expanding our empire w)(ile keeping in place a social )(ierarc)(y t)(at separates classes and causes divide between t)(e individuals t)(erefore preventing any rebellions, quas)(ing precious rebellions t)(at were attempted and implementing new rules to stop it from ever repeating, went to an entirely new planet as an alien and managed to invade as one of t)(eir own w)(ile subtly )(iding my plans and taking advantage of t)(eir economic system until I )(ad t)(e most capital and could move t)(e will of t)(e world as I wanted, also, reel good at baking 3B-)

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And Yet Somehow You Still Died. Miraculous How Things Turn Out Isnt It

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from w)(at i been told, u all died until u used bulls)(it c)(eat magic to go and undo a s)(it ton of original c)(oices so like i reely ain’t all t)(at caug)(t up on it eelmao u s)(ould b more worried aboat yo new eart)( and not t)(e woman w)(o )(ad prolly t)(e most successful life of all time ? not like anyone else made it as long as i did

Well It Is Not As If You Gave Them The Opportunity To Did You. The Bar Isnt Really Valid On Account Of All The Pronging You Did On A Regular Basis

Vrissy If You Can See This Dear I Promise If You Just Let Me Know You Have Not Been Brought To Your Demise By The Self Aggrandized Bitch That Is Vriska Serket I Will Only Ground You For Most Of The Rest Of Your Life

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oh man you lost lil vrissy rip ill toast one out they just grow up so fast

I Did Not Truly Lose Her Rather She Was Taken Alongside Her Peers By My Horrifically Aggravating Ex Moirail

you got vriskad like shanghaid but with vriska you dont have troll shanghai nevermind damn at least shes got a babysitter

A Babysitter Who Clearly Has A Death Wish Considering How Impulsive She Tends To Be Without Actually Thinking Things Through

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My Soon To Be Ex Wife Still Misses Me But Her Aim Is Getting Better. John Told Me To Post This

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Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Sunrise Crown
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In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@canineRebel[CR]

seriously doubtin my knowledge here. oh. you mean rose. <;B

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Do You Ever Tire Of Your Own Audacity Child Truly You Must Be Exhausted With Yourself Now

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Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Sunrise Crown
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In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@canineRebel[CR]

my auda what city. honestly. im more exhausted with my mothers rather than myself. one is a huge bitch. the other discarded me. who is who guessin game.

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That Is Something Surprisingly You And I Can Both Agree On Even For All Intensive Purposes I Am Still Obligated By Marriage Contract To Tell You Not To Talk About My Wife Like That. Not That It Truly Matters To Me That Much

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first guardian
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Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@canineRebel[CR]

your wife slash my mom. but yeah. good to finally agree on somethin. i never specified who was who. if you though a huge bitch. thats on you.

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I Do Believe Both Terms Can Apply To Both Of Them If We’re Being Honest With Ourselves

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Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
first guardian
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Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@canineRebel[CR]

both also discarded me. to the huge bitch. talkin bout jane.

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I Am Aware I Was There When You Were Freed. I Cannot Say I Feel Much Obligation To You Other Than You Are My Wife’s Lovechild And Human Endearment Is Nowhere Near The Culture Of Alternia And Its Opinion On Grubs. But I Am Sorry For You

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Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
first guardian
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Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
Sunrise Crown
Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@canineRebel[CR]

and yet. you somehow still prefer vrissy though.

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She Is My Daughter Am I Not Supposed To Care For Her