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K. Maryam

@grimAuxiliatrix

Please Dm For Inquiries Regarding Fashion And Or Style Makeovers Normally I Would Not Offer But Seriously Some Of You Dress Like The Dead And Not In A Fun Way

Blood: JadeAge: Kult Score: 1391Kull Score: 151329 followers19 following

Ok So Update I Tried To Take One Of You Chittr User’s Advice And Break The Jake Face Mug Yet Somehow It Not Only Made It Out Entirely Unscathed But Also Is Perfectly Full Of Almond Blood Back On My Counter. Jake Did You Fucking Infuse Your Hope Shit Into My Mug

Kult: +54
Kull: +35
Total: 89
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Chronic Catturbater
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < one of mew chittr users :33 < katnaya, it's me nepawta who recommended it!!!

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@gallowsCounselor[GC]

KNOW1NG J4K3 1T'S 4CC1D3NT4L

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Its Blank Yet Weirdly Charming Face Is Taunting Me I’m A Little Concerned About The Morality Of Drinking Out Of This Now

I Feel Weirdy Bad For It. As If The Mug Were Pathetic In A Sort Of Easily Fixable Way Yet Chooses Not To Because It Has Lacks A Spine. Which Is Weird Because It Is A Mug

Oh Right Forgive Me Nepeta Dear I’m A Little Distracted By This Assumedly Haunted Mug

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@gallowsCounselor[GC]

1TS S4D B3C4US3 1TS HOP1NG YOU WONT BR34K 1T 4G41N

Kult: +2
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But It Is A Mug It Is Not Meant To Have Sentience

Ran Out Of My Good China But Rather Not In The Mood To Clean So I’m Forced To Use The Rather Discomforting Mug I Was Gifted From Jake With His Face On It. Now I Just Feel Awkward While Drinking My Almond Blood

Kult: +25
Kull: +20
Total: 45
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Chronic Catturbater
This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < i rate this post 8/10!!! :33 < i'd break that mug if i were mew

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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love yourself
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love yourself
lesbian
there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
@lipstickThesbian[LT]

I Have never heard it called that before Almond blood Jesus

It Is A Blood Substitute Since I Ran Out Of My Supply And Do Not Feel Like Going To The Store Either

Perhaps I Should But Then I Would Be Out Of Almond Blood

Karkat Keeps Getting Mad At Me For Not Following Him Back How Do I Politely Tell Him I Do Not Want To Be Spammed With His Multiple Reply Long Movie Reviews

Kult: +31
Kull: +20
Total: 51
Ratio: 1.55

No Karkat I Do Not Have An Opinion On Troll Will Smith Because I Only Like Obscure Rainbow Drinker Media And What I Have Been Told Is Called “yuri”

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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@gallowsCatharsis[GC]

WHY DO3S 1T H4V3 TO B3 POL1T3 >:?

Kult: +2
Total: 2

I Do Not Want To Hurt His Feelings Because Then His Face Gets All Weird And Scrunched

Kult: +2
Total: 2

For No Particular Reason How Many Crimes Against Science Aka Genetically Modified Meowbeasts Are Allowed Within One Singular Vehicle

Kult: +25
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Total: 50
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@ghostyTrickster[GT]

hahah. that sounds like a question for roxy.

Kult: +5
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He Just Smiled At Me Before He Gave Me More What Do I Do Now

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@ghostyTrickster[GT]

i believe you put them in your vehicle?

Kult: +5
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Understood

Ok Update He Saw My Chitts And Now He’s Going On A Tangent About How It Is “ Fundamentally Important “ I Partake In Reading His Reviews And He Keeps Sending Me This Movie Website He Writes Things On Someone Put Me Out Of My Misery

Kult: +37
Kull: +30
Total: 67
Ratio: 1.23

SUGGESTED SOLUTION: CHAINSAW.

No He Is Like A Little Pathetic Wiggler It Would Be Essentially Punching Down. Also I Do Tolerate Him

QUERY: PUNCHING DOWN IS BAD?

I Mean I Don’t Know But I Would Assume So Especially In His Case

UNDERSTOOD. CONSIDER: DO IT ANYWAY.

Maybe I Kind Of Like Him Though He Is Amusing To Watch Flail About

Kull: +5
Total: 5

Also Eridan You Bitch You Still Owe Me 40 Fucking Boons

Kult: +45
Kull: +17
Total: 62
Ratio: 2.65

How Are You Going To Be The Second Richest Troll On Alternia And You Can’t Bring Me 40 Boons Grub I Am Crying. Crying Emoji

Kult: +15
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Mg. Slobberpet
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Patron
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Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!
@gallowsCalibrazen[GC]

Y34H YOU T3LL H1M! T3LL H1M TO RUN YOU YOUR B1G BUCKS!! 1 L3NT TH1S B1TCH 1 S1NGL3 C43G4R CO1N WH3R3’S MY C43G4R CO1N YOU S1CK FUCK??

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Im Going To Run More Then Just His Pockets If He Does Not Return To Me My 40 Boonbucks But I Will Also See About Retrieving Your Lost Coin

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h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@timeskipGuydude[TG]

beautiful mother soap dispenser just gave birth to a baby foam in my hand #nsfw(???? maybe?)

Kult: +22
Kull: +10
Total: 32
Ratio: 2.20

Life Is Beautiful

Kult: +5
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
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True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
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chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
@melindaandThemoor[MT]

#Japery #AprilNormalsDay https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1488894099758256168/SPOILER_image.png?ex=69ce702f&is=69cd1eaf&hm=b45eab66f350023c868e9989829ce8a2ef423c86841db8f44c314921cd5bdd3a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=623&height=623

Kult: +49
Kull: +25
Total: 74
Ratio: 1.96

Hilarious As Always My Beloved

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Lavender Menace
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Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
@melindaandThemoor[MT]

Thank you, darling dear. You know this holiday means almost as much to me as Hallowe'en.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

But Of Course. I Must Think Of Some Last Minute Gags And Japes Myself, Now That I Think About It. A “ Field Trip “ Is In Order

Kult: +5
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
@melindaandThemoor[MT]

Don't spoil anything, I'd like to fall into them all.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Do Not Worry My Lips Are Sealed And My Schemes Are Deeply Convoluted

Kult: +5
Total: 5

>([yall cannot be posting like t#is during peak #ours]

Kult: +5
Kull: +17
Total: 22
Ratio: 0.29

Why Not Sad Face

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