t)(ere s)(ould b a c)(arity to put down bald people
ocray bald
k bald)(ead

picking on bal·ld peopl·le is why you have no friends l·lady.
single-)(andedly ruled an entire planet as well as oversaw t)(e process of colonizing and expanding our empire w)(ile keeping in place a social )(ierarc)(y t)(at separates classes and causes divide between t)(e individuals t)(erefore preventing any rebellions, quas)(ing precious rebellions t)(at were attempted and implementing new rules to stop it from ever repeating, went to an entirely new planet as an alien and managed to invade as one of t)(eir own w)(ile subtly )(iding my plans and taking advantage of t)(eir economic system until I )(ad t)(e most capital and could move t)(e will of t)(e world as I wanted, also, reel good at baking 3B-)
from w)(at i been told, u all died until u used bulls)(it c)(eat magic to go and undo a s)(it ton of original c)(oices so like i reely ain’t all t)(at caug)(t up on it eelmao u s)(ould b more worried aboat yo new eart)( and not t)(e woman w)(o )(ad prolly t)(e most successful life of all time ? not like anyone else made it as long as i did
Well It Is Not As If You Gave Them The Opportunity To Did You. The Bar Isnt Really Valid On Account Of All The Pronging You Did On A Regular Basis

_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Surely her Glory jests...
u got a different metric t)(an me not gon argue it
