K. Maryam
@grimAuxiliatrix
Please Dm For Inquiries Regarding Fashion And Or Style Makeovers Normally I Would Not Offer But Seriously Some Of You Dress Like The Dead And Not In A Fun Way
For No Particular Reason How Many Crimes Against Science Aka Genetically Modified Meowbeasts Are Allowed Within One Singular Vehicle
Just Got My #fangs Cleaned And I Think I Saw The Signless For A Moment. On The Bright Side My Wife Made Me A Frozen #blood Margarita #substance I Think Is The Tag For That One
Anyway Here Is Me And The #meowbeast While I Ponder Ways To Ensure I Am Properly Paid What I Am Due Https://files.catbox.moe/5zvokc.png
Rose Told Me Its Name But I Forgot So It Is Simply The Meowbeast For Now. Isnt It Cute
Update I Have Just Been Informed That Backstabbing Moronic Princely Toolbag Scammed Me Out Of My Pay As The Doubloons Have Melted In My Hands I Think We Should Bring That #war Back
I Had To Sew Individual Fucking Fish Scales For This Shit I’m Pissed
the thought of all that sewing being for naught is fucking depressing im so sorry
Update I Have Finished The “fishy But Not Too Fishy” Requested Outfit For My Ornery Commissioner. No It Was Not Worth The Money Because He Gave It To Me In Fucking Doubloons I Don’t Even Know How To Convert That
Do you know the material of the doubloons? If they're gold it should be fairly easy to find a shop that trades in that stuff.
They Are Still Violet I Don’t Know What Material They Are But They Are Melting In My Hands
Admittedly My Day Has Not Been My Best I Took Upon Myself To Take A Commission Of Sorts For A Suit For A Certain Troll Who Shall Not Be Named Because He Got On His Knees And Started Begging And The Neighbors Started Coming Out To Stare At Me And I Have Been Trying To Perfect It For Hours But He Keeps Sending It Back Because “its Not Swwag Enough” What The Fuck Does That Even Mean
Assumedly he means it's not swwag enough.
hmm i wonder who thAt mightve been
Ohhh wwhoa wwhoa wwhoa (No, no, nooo) I'm scared of yooooooooooou
Ok I Am Going Back To Staring At The Ceiling Until Daylight Breaks Since I Do Not Sleep At Regular Nighttime Hours But I Shall See You All At Some Point Probably
Not That Anyone Asked But I Have Not Yet Graduated From The Gatorades Yet But I Have Managed A Little Sip Of Gold Blood Since It Tends To Be Thinner Than Most #blood I Guess. I Still Would Like A Word With The Man Of Slender When I Am Well Once Again Since I Have Noticed He Continues To Lose His Pages Despite Me Finding Them For Him And Him Insulting Me For It
Seriously Why Even Have People Find Your Pages If You Are Just Going To Scramble Them About The Forest Again You Should Invest In A Cellular Device Like The Rest Of Us
No Its Cool I Definitely Wanted To Miss A Gala Where People Will Need Decorated And Beautiful Costumes / Outfits Because I Am Fucking Sick No This Is So Wonderful For Me
Nevermind Everyone #war Is Cancelled Instead Terezi Is Coming Over To Watch Movies With Me While I Entertain The Feline Beast With A Toy Earth Bird On A Stick
God I wish that were me.
If You Would Like You Can Also Come Over Some Time And I Can Jangle The Bird On A Stick In Front Of You
Ok So For The War That I Have No Idea About Are We Thinking Vampire Chic Or Perhaps Army Fashion
This Is Brilliant I Didn’t Even Realize This Was An Option Thank You
Sorry Everyone I Have Just Been Recruited Into A War So Now I Have To Start Culling People #war I Guess Would Be The Tag
Ok Well Now I Really Have To Start Culling People Https://files.catbox.moe/6m8jz4.jpeg
In The Span Of Two Days I Have Managed To Befriend A Feline, Collect A Slender Man’s Pages And Then Be Threatened By Him, Become Acquainted With The Jason And Convince Said Jason To Rid Himself Of The Horrible Shirt He Was Wearing, Catch An Illness That Prevents Me From Consuming Blood Properly And Garner A Brand Deal Of Sorts For Betty Crocker After Being Scammed By The Autoresponder And Costco. Overall A Very Productive Week
I Appreciate Your Concern But I Am Alright Just War Prepping Since I’ve Never Had To Do That
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Ok Tranferring To My Husktop And Why Is Rose’s Ectolusus Logged Into My Shit. Who The Fuck Let Him On My Stuff
In Other News I Believe I Have Caught Something From My Escapades With The Man Who Is Slender And Now I Am Forced To Have Something Called Gatorades Instead Of My Much Preferred Fuschia Blood Packets
I Already Tried To Find Your Pages I Am Not Looking For Your Gatorades Too
Rose’s Cat Has Decided To Make My Stomach It’s Place Of Rest I Am Now Unable To Move Lest I Disturb The Creature
The Downside Is It Keeps Trying To Eat My Chicken Taquitos
It Keeps Trying To Put Its Face In My Hand Is It Declaring War On Me
it thinks you are very nice and it is just hoping for some yummy chicken taquitos. which of course you cannot possibly provide without risking its tummy.
I See. So It Appears The Beast And I Are At A Stalemate As I Am Unable To Provide The Taquitos Due To Its Fragile Internals Yet It Craves Some Regardless
it also probably just enjoys your company! cats tend only to lay on people they find relaxed and pleasant.
is it rumbling at you? if so that's purring and is usually a very good sign.
I Feel Like This Is An Oddly Bad Omen Of Some Kind Is That Normal Https://files.catbox.moe/dkb83o.jpeg
Then perhaps I can ease your worries with the knowledge that regardless of whether or not you worry, it will not meaningfully alter any events that will transpire from this point forwards.
If that is your first one el8owing his way into your notific8tions, consider yourself fortun8te. There is a good ten of him around.
I Don’t Know Whether To Be More Dismayed At The Replies Or The Notification Itself At This Point
I Am As I Have Been Explained In Depth What The Phrasing Means Back On My Bullshit
A Single You’re Welcome Would Have Sufficed But I Will Pity This Reply Anyway Because I Appreciate You Trying
OKAY, i APPRECIATE YOUR, aPPRECIATION, tHANK YOU, mY GOOD FRIEND, KANAYA,
Don’t Care Didn’t Ask My Rumble Spheres Bounce When I Walk ( #nsfw ?)
It Is Like The Things Humans Have On Their Chests Without The Nipple Part #nsfw
i'm afraid i still don't get it. i should just study humans more. apparently, they're just as interesting as trolls.
As Much As I Would Love To Supply The Public With Images Of My Very Ample Spheres I Do Have A Wife #nsfw
Do Not Let That Pompous Fool Buy Chittr. In Fact Just Because Of This Im Opening A New Credit Card To Buy It Before He Can