K. Maryam
@grimAuxiliatrix
Please Dm For Inquiries Regarding My Missing Daughter Or The Matriob Preferably The Latter I Know For A Fact Vrissy Follows Me On Here
Goodness All Of You Saw My Horrific Spelling Error From A Few Days Ago And Chose To Say Nothing. Honestly Im Not Sure If Im More Offended Or Flattered
No8ody here can read, that's all. You should go ahead and feel flattered anyway though. :::;)
Hello Vriska. I Am Choosing To Take This Comment With Only Wary Distain If Only Because You Are Not The Specific Vriska Currently Aiding In The Ire Specifically Targeted To My Psyche.
MAN why do people always think I'm making fun of them on here???????? It's not always, and I like to think I make it a lot more o8vious when I am! It was a joke and then a compliment, that's all. ::::(
No Offense But You Do Typically Have A Habit Of Being Very Backwards In Your Compliments. And Also The Vriska From My Specific Area Of Sorts And I Do Not Exactly Have A Very “tight”, As The Human Dave Would Have Probably Referred To It, Bond
Well, I'm sorry to hear that? I guess my sense of humor is hard to understand 8y people who don't know me 8etter... Ugh, that SUCKS. Wh8tever, my alts are humili8ing across the 8oard so I GUESS I get where your assumption came from. Thanks for actually telling me! Most people just 8lock me.
For Once I Find Myself In Agreement With You. It Has Been A Long Time Since I Have Found Myself In Agreement With Any Kind Of Serket. Congratulations, I Think
Admittedly, I Forgot. What Exactly I Forgot Is Up For Debate
Is This Our Dynamic Now. I Say Something And You Reply And We Have A Regular Back And Fourth Distraction Whilst The Human Elephant Remains Glaringly Pointed In The Metaphorical Room
Right. Can You Please Tell Vrissy To Answer Her Phone Now Or Is That Still Off The Table
It Is Less Of Her Online Activity And More For The Fact That I Am Her Guardian And She Is Involved In A Very Perilous Situation Due To The Workings Of A Former Nuisance Of A Quad Mate And Her Fellow Immature Peers. I Would Like To Know She Has Not Died Yet Is All
what the fuck???????? shit. gLad i'm not her, LoL. uh, sorry about your daughter. i'm sure she's fine! she's a serket, after aLL.
Do Not Stay Up Late Having A Few Drinks, To Quote Myself, With An Old Friend. Now I Am Listening To Karkat Drunkenly Cry Over Troll John Cusack And We’ve Watched The Human Version Of What They Call Serendipity Four Times #drinking
I Do Not Have Nearly Enough Violet #blood Or Patience To Make Any Of This Tolerable
Vrissy If You Can See This Dear I Promise If You Just Let Me Know You Have Not Been Brought To Your Demise By The Self Aggrandized Bitch That Is Vriska Serket I Will Only Ground You For Most Of The Rest Of Your Life
oh man you lost lil vrissy rip ill toast one out they just grow up so fast
I Did Not Truly Lose Her Rather She Was Taken Alongside Her Peers By My Horrifically Aggravating Ex Moirail
you got vriskad like shanghaid but with vriska you dont have troll shanghai nevermind damn at least shes got a babysitter
A Babysitter Who Clearly Has A Death Wish Considering How Impulsive She Tends To Be Without Actually Thinking Things Through
That Being Said Karkat And I Have Reached An Understanding Of Sorts. We Are Going Out For Drinks Later To Toast The Humilating Hilarity Of Our Love Lives
You Would Be Surprised How Tedious Things Get When You Are In The Middle Of A Tension Between Your Wife And The Woman Who Helped Aid In The Ruin Of Your Marriage. The Paperwork Is Just The Beginning Of It
My Soon To Be Ex Wife Still Misses Me But Her Aim Is Getting Better. John Told Me To Post This
Do You Ever Tire Of Your Own Audacity Child Truly You Must Be Exhausted With Yourself Now
my auda what city. honestly. im more exhausted with my mothers rather than myself. one is a huge bitch. the other discarded me. who is who guessin game.
That Is Something Surprisingly You And I Can Both Agree On Even For All Intensive Purposes I Am Still Obligated By Marriage Contract To Tell You Not To Talk About My Wife Like That. Not That It Truly Matters To Me That Much
your wife slash my mom. but yeah. good to finally agree on somethin. i never specified who was who. if you though a huge bitch. thats on you.
I Do Believe Both Terms Can Apply To Both Of Them If We’re Being Honest With Ourselves
I Am Aware I Was There When You Were Freed. I Cannot Say I Feel Much Obligation To You Other Than You Are My Wife’s Lovechild And Human Endearment Is Nowhere Near The Culture Of Alternia And Its Opinion On Grubs. But I Am Sorry For You
Do You Think They Take Discover In Space. Cause Otherwise I Hope They Don’t Expect Me To Chip In For Gas
NEGATIVE. THERE ARE NO CARD READERS IN SPACE.
Goodness Gracious I Leave For A Few. Months And Suddenly They Change The Whole Website. Sorry My Absence Was Necessary In Part Due To The Fact My Child Went Missing (whole Thing)
Pretty important I'd say. Any luck finding your kid?
The Mug Now Keeps Appearing On My Living Room Coffee Table Conveniently On The Remote When I Try To Change The Channel From A Movie Apparently Entitled The Mummy What Do I Do
Ok So Update I Tried To Take One Of You Chittr User’s Advice And Break The Jake Face Mug Yet Somehow It Not Only Made It Out Entirely Unscathed But Also Is Perfectly Full Of Almond Blood Back On My Counter. Jake Did You Fucking Infuse Your Hope Shit Into My Mug
:33 < one of mew chittr users :33 < katnaya, it's me nepawta who recommended it!!!
Its Blank Yet Weirdly Charming Face Is Taunting Me I’m A Little Concerned About The Morality Of Drinking Out Of This Now
I Feel Weirdy Bad For It. As If The Mug Were Pathetic In A Sort Of Easily Fixable Way Yet Chooses Not To Because It Has Lacks A Spine. Which Is Weird Because It Is A Mug
Oh Right Forgive Me Nepeta Dear I’m A Little Distracted By This Assumedly Haunted Mug
1M NOT S4Y1NG 1T DO3S H4V3 S3NT13NC3 BUT 1T DO3S H4V3 4 B1T OF J4K3 1N 1T 4ND 1 GU3SS TH4TS WH4TS C4US1NG TH1S
Ran Out Of My Good China But Rather Not In The Mood To Clean So I’m Forced To Use The Rather Discomforting Mug I Was Gifted From Jake With His Face On It. Now I Just Feel Awkward While Drinking My Almond Blood
:33 < i rate this post 8/10!!! :33 < i'd break that mug if i were mew
I Have never heard it called that before Almond blood Jesus
It Is A Blood Substitute Since I Ran Out Of My Supply And Do Not Feel Like Going To The Store Either
No I fully understand your meaning You see my mother drinks the stuff as well I'm just completely floored by the description Almond Blood. That's really fucking good
Ok Update He Saw My Chitts And Now He’s Going On A Tangent About How It Is “ Fundamentally Important “ I Partake In Reading His Reviews And He Keeps Sending Me This Movie Website He Writes Things On Someone Put Me Out Of My Misery
No He Is Like A Little Pathetic Wiggler It Would Be Essentially Punching Down. Also I Do Tolerate Him
Maybe I Kind Of Like Him Though He Is Amusing To Watch Flail About
Karkat Keeps Getting Mad At Me For Not Following Him Back How Do I Politely Tell Him I Do Not Want To Be Spammed With His Multiple Reply Long Movie Reviews
No Karkat I Do Not Have An Opinion On Troll Will Smith Because I Only Like Obscure Rainbow Drinker Media And What I Have Been Told Is Called “yuri”
I Do Not Want To Hurt His Feelings Because Then His Face Gets All Weird And Scrunched
Ok Well Apparently I “said The Thing Wrong” Per My Daughter As The Phrase Is In Fact “son Im Crine” But I Told Vrissy That Makes No Sense Since Eridan Is Not Technically Anyone’s Son As His Lusus Is #dead As A Human Doorknob
Also Eridan You Bitch You Still Owe Me 40 Fucking Boons
How Are You Going To Be The Second Richest Troll On Alternia And You Can’t Bring Me 40 Boons Grub I Am Crying. Crying Emoji
Y34H YOU T3LL H1M! T3LL H1M TO RUN YOU YOUR B1G BUCKS!! 1 L3NT TH1S B1TCH 1 S1NGL3 C43G4R CO1N WH3R3’S MY C43G4R CO1N YOU S1CK FUCK??
Im Going To Run More Then Just His Pockets If He Does Not Return To Me My 40 Boonbucks But I Will Also See About Retrieving Your Lost Coin
Apologies For My Absence Chat I Remembered I Am Something Called Employed And Also Therefore Paid So Ive Been Getting My Green So To Speak
For No Particular Reason How Many Crimes Against Science Aka Genetically Modified Meowbeasts Are Allowed Within One Singular Vehicle
hahah. that sounds like a question for roxy.
Just Got My #fangs Cleaned And I Think I Saw The Signless For A Moment. On The Bright Side My Wife Made Me A Frozen #blood Margarita #substance I Think Is The Tag For That One
Anyway Here Is Me And The #meowbeast While I Ponder Ways To Ensure I Am Properly Paid What I Am Due Https://files.catbox.moe/5zvokc.png
Rose Told Me Its Name But I Forgot So It Is Simply The Meowbeast For Now. Isnt It Cute