♦ pitied by @eB
#datme sometimes the candids r rlly cute but they did catxh @eB in his socks n sandals https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/18/candid.png
3833 < Kay! > 3833 < She said kung pow penis. >
tho i cant lie he does have the voice of an angel if ur listening close enough LOLOL
"I love the Beta Kids. I only pray to the Beta Kids." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/867e846db184.png
late on this bc i was distracted by chisp but yea ill take it #nsfw https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/08/image_2026-04-08_225113959.png
eternity is still too short 2 b eating raw onion on anything the 15 secs it takes to force that pungent produce down my unwillin maw is 15 secs im never gettin back
lobber
I am offering a small token for any questions directed tolight. A mini chocol8te egg or a caro8 altern8tive for those with chocol8te sensitivities, in exchange for a thoughtful, genuine question given to me today. The inquiry may span any su8ject; I welcome intellectual curiosity across disciplines. Incidentally, I recently encountered a Mituna who was loudly serenading the air with the lyric: “Coming out of my cave and I’ve 8een doing just fine. Gotta get out 8ecause I’ve 8een revived.” A curious refrain, and now it's stuck in my head. ::::/
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im a basic hoe i like pepperoni n black olives but i dont mind bein adventurous w it like w/e bro jus throw sum shit on ther and see wat happens #pizza
♯dontyouknow the ♯pentup ♯mass of ♯chittheads cannot go a ♯night without ♯touchingthemselves they are merely ♯casualties in the ♯battle of ♯flesh ♯nsfw ♯iguess
oi, wait a tick! i had nothing to do with this, thank yoU very mUch!!! >:U frankly, i woUld have warned against it, had i not blocked #eridanweek entirely.
My liege... the sex haters have breached the castle walls. I fear they will be in the courtyard shortly...
A curse upon your boners is an immediate contender for funniest phrase.
not a lot to do when ur trapped in the house all day :( give me anime recs !! and don’t say one piece i’ve already been tricked into watching that by a certain orange individual
Hm. Perhaps I lied. Is it not within one's right to be a little tacky as a lesbian during yuri hour? I need more pictures of myself that I don't dislike, but for now, you're getting this one again. This dress was far too back-breaking not to flaunt at least a little. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/25/echodress.png
^^ Watching everything from the pinnacle of my partially aquatic pyra-palatial hive with my gem-studded opera-style binoculars. ^^ ^^ Hmm, yes, do that yuri. ^^
#Yuri warriors, assemble. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/103cbfdd8cd6.png
1'm gonn4 #yur1m4xx th3 sh1t out of th1s b3for3 1t d13z out. would tot4lly LOV3 to m4k3 out w1th 4 pr3tty wom4n. XOXO #nsfw #yur1
>([gotc#a girl so wet t#e govt #ad to deploy a team a specialists on a 24 #r sc#edule to stack sandbags round #er respiteblock #nsfw]
I Have A Daughter Who Is Interested In Video Game Consoles If You Think I Have Not Weathered A Black Friday Sale By Now You Are Sorely Mistaken
why is it called an oven when u ov in the cold food ov out eat the htonfood
Hello Again Everyone. I Am Sitting Outside The Costco Awaiting Further Updates On A Message I Was Asked To Send To The Crockercorp Account And Am Trying Something Called A Chicken Bake. I Do Not Know How A Chicken Was Baked Into This Because It Just Looks Like A Pocket Of Grubloaf Without The Grub But I Will Give You My Review Soon
i'm gonna be singing "do do-do do do can't wait to get a mouthful" every time i get a snack for the rest of the day
i like all three but only with awesome sauce.
Discovery has no clue what's about to hit them.
I keep zoning out lately.
I would not be Naked and Afraid. I would be Clothed and Confident.
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW FAST MY POPULARITY IS RISING. I THINK THIS CALLS FOR ME TO THANK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS INDIVIDUALLY IN A SINGULAR CHITT! AHEM. @eB , @alacritousCadaver , @apocalypticLight , @timidTechnologist , @obvertSoftware , @tipsyGnostalgic , @agamemnonsTheory , @warioepicFan , @dichotomousDecency , @computerizedCarcinogen , @pomniJester , AND LAST (BUT MOST CERTAINLY NOT LEAST), @citrineTectrix ! FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY SKELETAL HEART THAT I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!
W3LCOM3 to CHITT3R
I'M SEEING A LOT OF YOU "CHITT" ABOUT REQUIRING FIXING. WELL, I HAVE THE PERFECT SOLUTION FOR YOUR WOES! IF YOU'RE PREPARED TO "DIGEST" IT, THAT IS! NYEH HEH HEH!
hate my posts a little more, , , only makes you look that much more pathetic , , , #vague but not really , , ,