♦ pitied by @eB
so your measurements are drug use and- deadbeat? i think you are casting a very wide net on some edge cases. cause like obviously yeah people who do that suck ass. the word deviance was more my sticking point lmao. i think most people on here are pretty reasonable! but i might just be online at the reasonable hour times. when i aee the word deviant i assume you're just talking about people having vaguely weird sex or something so i got a little concerned.
people who run around making kids they wont raise*** drug users are fine. theyre just fine its like alcohol it is less the use and more their overall social behavior. do not wanna make it sound like i care if an immortal does coke unless they are a dick about it.
thats fair! wide net for a few outliers is my take ignore the textwall babbling lmao.
what.
BX33 < i was nyabout to go up to bat fur sexual deviance but then i remembpurred B33 < ig by this sites standards my sexual deviance is tame as shit lmeow
how am i supposed to be functional. i dont know no shits aboht nothin.
B33 < im nyactually decent at it i just dont post about that
YOu aare on the BAaad AAt BEing AAn AAdult site, whaat did you expect?
well you aren't wrong!
.i hope the cheese burns cuz you put it in for 10 seconds too many and you forget to switch from a styrofoam plate so it melts and ruins iT
can someone wipe my badges please i look like a fucking troll gangbang bukkake
Rosing it. #rosingit #whyamidoingthis
too controversial tha world wasnt ready u_u
#EggingIt.
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. LONG TIME, NO CHITT. THERE HAVE BEEN SOME *AGGRAVATING* DEVELOPMENTS IN MY CAREER AS A PLATFORM USER, AS A CREATOR, AND ABOVE ALL, AS ONE OF THE UNLUCKY JACKOFFS STILL UNACCOUNTABLY FORCED TO EXIST IN A PLACE AND TIME WITHIN A MULTIVERSAL CONTINUITY OF ENDLESS, CACOPHONOUS FUCKRUMPUS PARADOX CHICANERY. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN BUSY TRYING AND FAILING TO WRIGGLE OUT OF THESE DEVELOPMENTS, I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN AROUND TO PROVIDE AN UPDATE. I'M GOING TO DO THAT NOW. SO DON'T MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF, BECAUSE I WON'T. I'LL JUST PULL UP THIS CHITT, SEIZE YOU VIOLENTLY BY THE HEAD, AND SHOVE YOUR BLOODSHOT GANDERBULBS AGAINST THE SCREEN UNTIL THE AMBIENT HEAT COOKS THEM LIKE EGGS. READ, SHITSPONGE. READ THIS AND GET OFF MY DORSAL RIDGE ABOUT IT, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE WHOLE. FUCKING. SCOOP. STARTING WITH THE BIG ONE. I WORK FOR THE FELT, NOW. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. I CAN HEAR THE QUESTION AT THE VERY FRONT OF YOUR THOUGHTSPONGE DOING BACKFLIPS, FRONTFLIPS, CARTWHEELS, AND ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTES. "KARKAT, WHAT KIND OF TURBO-CHARGED JUJU-FLAVORED CRACK HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? DIDN'T YOU SPEND YOUR ENTIRE SESSION FIGHTING THIS JOLLY GREEN MANLET AND HIS BUMBLING CADRE OF BUMBLING ASS-BURGLARS? WHAT IN THE FRESH, FULMINATING *FUCK* MADE YOU SIGN A CONTRACT WITH *THESE* LOONEYBLOCK TIME BANDITS?" THE SHORT ANSWER? THE MIME MADE ME DO IT. LITERALLY. MY SPONGE STILL HURTS FROM WHERE HE SHOVED HIS PRONG IN IT LIKE A GLOVE AND MADE ME TYPE UP THAT APPLICATION. AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PLAN IS HERE, BUT I'M WILLING TO BET *ANYTHING* THAT HE'S GOT ONE. SO YES. AGAINST MY WILL. AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGEMENT. AGAINST A THOUSAND ETERNITIES OF BALEFUL, ENDLESS SUFFERING, I HAVE A NEW NINE TO FIVE. AND WITH IT, A NEW TITLE. ONE WHICH I AM *OBLIGATED* TO USE IN OFFICIAL CAPACITY, BUT I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU CALL ME "CHALKBOX" WHILE I'M OFF THE CLOCK, I'M GOING TO INVENT A NEW WAY TO PERFORM A LOBOTOMY. FUCK YOU, KURLOZ. FUCK YOU, SCRATCH. AND MOST OF ALL, COMING IN HARD WITH THE FUCK YOU X3 COMBO, IT'S A WHOPPING FIVE-SCOOP, CHOCOLATE-DRIZZLED FUCK YOU SUNDAE FESTOONED WITH OBLONG BUNCHFRUIT, WHIPPED CREAM, SPRINKLES, AND A CHERRY-RED MIDDLE FINGER ON TOP FOR MR. MALDING GREEN MANLET HIMSELF. I'M WEARING THE BADGE OUT OF SPITE. I AM CLOCKING IN FOR THE LONGEST DAY AT THE LONG DAY FACTORY I HAVE EVER WORKED. AND IF I EVER MANAGE TO CLOCK OUT, THERE WILL BE *HELL* TO PAY. ANYWAYS. I HAVE TO GO MOP UP A NASTY, REEKING PUDDLE OF NON-NEWTONIAN ECTO-PHLEGM, OR SOMETHING. HERE'S A PICTURE FOR THE ALGORITHM. THIS IS THE CHALKBOX, SAYING, "GO BRING THAT PILE OF DIRTY CUPS AND PLATES IN YOUR RESPITEBLOCK TO THE SINK, YOU FILTHY, WALLOWING SLOBHOGS." HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/67CB4DD16DFF.JPG
#datme sometimes the candids r rlly cute but they did catxh @eB in his socks n sandals https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/18/candid.png
3833 < Kay! > 3833 < She said kung pow penis. >
tho i cant lie he does have the voice of an angel if ur listening close enough LOLOL
"I love the Beta Kids. I only pray to the Beta Kids." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/867e846db184.png
late on this bc i was distracted by chisp but yea ill take it #nsfw https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/08/image_2026-04-08_225113959.png
eternity is still too short 2 b eating raw onion on anything the 15 secs it takes to force that pungent produce down my unwillin maw is 15 secs im never gettin back
lobber
I am offering a small token for any questions directed tolight. A mini chocol8te egg or a caro8 altern8tive for those with chocol8te sensitivities, in exchange for a thoughtful, genuine question given to me today. The inquiry may span any su8ject; I welcome intellectual curiosity across disciplines. Incidentally, I recently encountered a Mituna who was loudly serenading the air with the lyric: “Coming out of my cave and I’ve 8een doing just fine. Gotta get out 8ecause I’ve 8een revived.” A curious refrain, and now it's stuck in my head. ::::/
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im a basic hoe i like pepperoni n black olives but i dont mind bein adventurous w it like w/e bro jus throw sum shit on ther and see wat happens #pizza
♯dontyouknow the ♯pentup ♯mass of ♯chittheads cannot go a ♯night without ♯touchingthemselves they are merely ♯casualties in the ♯battle of ♯flesh ♯nsfw ♯iguess
oi, wait a tick! i had nothing to do with this, thank yoU very mUch!!! >:U frankly, i woUld have warned against it, had i not blocked #eridanweek entirely.
My liege... the sex haters have breached the castle walls. I fear they will be in the courtyard shortly...
A curse upon your boners is an immediate contender for funniest phrase.
not a lot to do when ur trapped in the house all day :( give me anime recs !! and don’t say one piece i’ve already been tricked into watching that by a certain orange individual
Hm. Perhaps I lied. Is it not within one's right to be a little tacky as a lesbian during yuri hour? I need more pictures of myself that I don't dislike, but for now, you're getting this one again. This dress was far too back-breaking not to flaunt at least a little. https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/25/echodress.png
^^ Watching everything from the pinnacle of my partially aquatic pyra-palatial hive with my gem-studded opera-style binoculars. ^^ ^^ Hmm, yes, do that yuri. ^^
#Yuri warriors, assemble. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/103cbfdd8cd6.png
1'm gonn4 #yur1m4xx th3 sh1t out of th1s b3for3 1t d13z out. would tot4lly LOV3 to m4k3 out w1th 4 pr3tty wom4n. XOXO #nsfw #yur1
>([gotc#a girl so wet t#e govt #ad to deploy a team a specialists on a 24 #r sc#edule to stack sandbags round #er respiteblock #nsfw]
I Have A Daughter Who Is Interested In Video Game Consoles If You Think I Have Not Weathered A Black Friday Sale By Now You Are Sorely Mistaken
why is it called an oven when u ov in the cold food ov out eat the htonfood
Hello Again Everyone. I Am Sitting Outside The Costco Awaiting Further Updates On A Message I Was Asked To Send To The Crockercorp Account And Am Trying Something Called A Chicken Bake. I Do Not Know How A Chicken Was Baked Into This Because It Just Looks Like A Pocket Of Grubloaf Without The Grub But I Will Give You My Review Soon
i'm gonna be singing "do do-do do do can't wait to get a mouthful" every time i get a snack for the rest of the day
i like all three but only with awesome sauce.
Discovery has no clue what's about to hit them.
I keep zoning out lately.
I would not be Naked and Afraid. I would be Clothed and Confident.
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW FAST MY POPULARITY IS RISING. I THINK THIS CALLS FOR ME TO THANK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS INDIVIDUALLY IN A SINGULAR CHITT! AHEM. @eB , @alacritousCadaver , @apocalypticLight , @timidTechnologist , @obvertSoftware , @tipsyGnostalgic , @agamemnonsTheory , @warioepicFan , @dichotomousDecency , @computerizedCarcinogen , @pomniJester , AND LAST (BUT MOST CERTAINLY NOT LEAST), @citrineTectrix ! FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY SKELETAL HEART THAT I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!
W3LCOM3 to CHITT3R
I'M SEEING A LOT OF YOU "CHITT" ABOUT REQUIRING FIXING. WELL, I HAVE THE PERFECT SOLUTION FOR YOUR WOES! IF YOU'RE PREPARED TO "DIGEST" IT, THAT IS! NYEH HEH HEH!
hate my posts a little more, , , only makes you look that much more pathetic , , , #vague but not really , , ,