

THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!!
@coolSkeleton
EVER-ASPIRING ROYAL GUARDSMAN, VOTED WORLD'S FRIENDLIEST SKELETON 20XX. I'M NEVER OPPOSED TO SOLICITATIONS FOR FRIENDSHIP, DON'T BE AFRAID TO "SLIDE INTO MY DMS", NYEH HEH HEH!
THE DOG WHO WAS PREVIOUSLY INTRUDING UPON MY BANNER HAS MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED. THIS CANNOT MEAN ANYTHING GOOD. I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO KEEP A LOOKOUT! YOU NEVER KNOW WHOSE PROFILE IT WILL HIT NEXT.
DUE TO PERSONAL REASONS I WAS UNABLE TO MAKE #ERIDANWEEK DAY 2. I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GREAT (THOUGH WOEFULLY LESS SO WITHOUT MY PRESENCE) TIME! AND I ALSO HOPE IT WASN'T AS... CHAOTIC, AS YESTERDAY. SURELY NOTHING AS BAD AS THAT COULD HAVE OCCURRED.
BEFORE THIS EVENT I HAD NO CLUE WHO TROLL BRUNO MARS WAS. BUT MY GREATEST THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS ARE BEING SENT OUT FOR HIM AND HIS FANS.
WATCHED SOMEONE ALMOST GET STABBED AT #ERIDANWEEK. LUCKILY I'M THE GREATEST WHEN IT COMES TO DE-ESCALATING SITUATIONS!
OF ALL THE WAYS I EXPECTED THIS AFTERPARTY TO TURN OUT, A FUNERAL WAS NOT AMONGST THEM!
I'M ASSUMING WHOEVER THESE SCARY LOOKING INDIVIDUALS ARE WOULD BE THE EQUIVALENT OF THIS PLACE'S ROYAL GUARD? IN WHICH CASE. OH DEAR. #ERIDANWEEK
OKAY I'M NOT GOING TO SUGARCOAT IT ANYMORE. THEY'RE STRAIGHT UP SHOOTING PEOPLE HERE. PERHAPS I'M NOT BUILT FOR THIS.
((Planning to keep ooc posts rare. But I was entirely under the impression that #eridanweek was happening only through posts, with people just making stuff up. So for the first hour or so I was also just making stuff up. I didn't ever see or get messaged the msparp link, lol. Would've been fun to actually see everything going on, but oh well.))
THERE IS MUCH STRIFE ABOUT THE TRAMPOLINE. I'M WORRIED FOR THE SAFETY OF EVERYONE HERE. #ERIDANWEEK
REALLY WISHING I COULD TAKE A TURN ON THE TRAMPOLINE. BUT THAT LADY SEEMS TO BE WRINGING MORE ENJOYMENT OUT OF IT THEN ANYONE HERE COULD COMBINED! #ERIDANWEEK
HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME AT THE AFTERPARTY! SAFE TO SAY I AM LOCKED IN FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK! #ERIDANWEEK
OKAY THE SOUND HAPPENED AGAIN. I'M GROWING INCREASINGLY CONCERNED. DO I NEED TO INVESTIGATE? #ERIDANWEEK
JUST HEARD A CONCERNINGLY LOUD SOUND FROM OUTSIDE THE VENUE. I HOPE NOBODY WAS HURT!
THE PERFORMANCES FOLLOWING THE FIRST HAVE BEEN CONSIDERABLY MORE TO MY LIKING! THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER, EVERYONE. #ERIDANWEEK
I'M VERY CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT ELSE MAY COME OF THIS EVENT IF THAT WAS ONLY THE FIRST SHOWING. BUT DO NOT FEAR, I SHALL NOT ALLOW THIS TO DETER ME!! I WILL SEE #ERIDANWEEK THROUGH TO THE VERY END!
I'M SEEING A LOT OF YOU HERE AT THE CONCERT SPONTANEOUSLY COLLAPSE! I JUST WANT TO SUGGEST YOU DON'T DO THAT! BECAUSE IT SEEMS QUITE DANGEROUS!
I WANT TO CLARIFY THAT MY PREVIOUS POST WAS NOT MEANT TO COMMENT ON THE QUALITY OF THE MUSIC. I JUST MEANT THAT THE VOLUME IS LITERALLY MAKING MY METAPHORICAL EARS FALL OFF.
THIS MARVUS FELLOW'S MUSIC SURE IS INTERESTING! IF I HAD ACTUAL EARS THEY WOULD MOST CERTAINLY BE DECIMATED BY NOW! MY HEART GOES OUT TO ALL THOSE WHO HAVE TO TAKE COUNTERMEASURES AGAINST POTENTIAL EARDRUM RUPTURING. #ERIDANWEEK #MARVUSATERIDANWEEK
I'M SURE THAT YOU ARE ALL FEELING PAINFUL AMOUNTS OF CURIOSITY AS TO WHETHER YOUR FAVORITE SKELETON WILL BE GOING TO #ERIDANWEEK OR NOT, AND I SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN TO MAKE AN OFFICIAL POST ABOUT MY ATTENDANCE YET. SO, FOR ALL THOSE UNAWARE: #IMCOMING TO ERIDAN WEEK!
read all about it: that account is 100% tavros n would never just be eridan masqueradin as the guy













