THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!!
@coolSkeleton
EVER-ASPIRING ROYAL GUARDSMAN, VOTED WORLD'S FRIENDLIEST SKELETON 20XX. I'M NEVER OPPOSED TO SOLICITATIONS FOR FRIENDSHIP, DON'T BE AFRAID TO "SLIDE INTO MY DMS", NYEH HEH HEH!
the last thing he sang 2 me was..... was.... ~wheres roxyyyy (Uh)~
WE ARE ALL GOING THROUGH A WOEFUL PROCESS OF MOURNING, ROXY. I DO NOT BELIEVE I WILL EVER BE ABLE TO RELATE TO THE DEPTHS OF YOUR SORROW, BUT KNOW THAT I AM HERE FOR YOU IN THESE TRYING TIMES.
it's not even that fun to #bounceonit :/
I WOULD HAVE TO DISAGREE! I MAY NOT HAVE HAD A TURN TO #BOUNCEONIT YET, BUT ONCE THAT TRAMPOLINE IS FREED UP YOU BEST BELIEVE I WILL RECTIFY THAT MISFORTUNE!
...Is the only thing going on there a *trampoline*? Those aren't particularly difficult to come 8y, you know.
YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SHEER CHAOS PEOPLE ARE INCURRING JUST FOR THE SLIGHT CHANCE THEY MAY BE ALLOWED TO BOUNCE ON IT.
REALLY WISHING I COULD TAKE A TURN ON THE TRAMPOLINE. BUT THAT LADY SEEMS TO BE WRINGING MORE ENJOYMENT OUT OF IT THEN ANYONE HERE COULD COMBINED! #ERIDANWEEK
D --> I saw your incident with the oblong meat product, the sauce dispensers can be touchy please be careful with them
OH DON'T WORRY, I'M PLENTY EDUCATED ON THAT FACT NOW! I'LL GET THE HANG OF IT FAST; FINNICKY FOOD-RELATED DEVICES ARE SOMETHING I'M VERY FAMILIAR WITH.
:33< the wall :33< efurrybody goes on the wall!
OH! OH! DO I GET TO GO ON THE WALL??
REMEMBER THAT YOU MET GOD AND SHE’S YELLOW #ERIDANWEEK
OKAY THE SOUND HAPPENED AGAIN. I'M GROWING INCREASINGLY CONCERNED. DO I NEED TO INVESTIGATE? #ERIDANWEEK
BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE IS IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE?! I CANNOT JUST STAND IDLY BY WHILE AN INNOCENT SOUL SUFFERS AMONGST THE FESTIVITIES!
Counterpoint, my brother: YOU could end up in need of assistance.
I APPRECIATE THE CONCERN, BUT I AM MUCH TOUGHER THAN YOU GIVE ME CREDIT FOR! NOT ONCE HAVE I EVER BEEN PUT INTO A RISKY SITUATION WHEN OFFERING MY HELP TO ANOTHER.
I WANT TO CLARIFY THAT MY PREVIOUS POST WAS NOT MEANT TO COMMENT ON THE QUALITY OF THE MUSIC. I JUST MEANT THAT THE VOLUME IS LITERALLY MAKING MY METAPHORICAL EARS FALL OFF.
oh my god, PAPYRUS? You're here at #eridanweek too??? Th-this day just keeps getting better and better, mew~ 💖✨
OH MY GOODNESS, MEWMEW! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WOULDN'T MISS OUT ON SUCH AN EVENT! WE MUST MEET UP SOMEWHERE!
OF COURSE! I'LL SEARCH FOR YOU DURING THE AFTERPARTY. KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR A TALL, DASHING SKELETON AND HIS FLOWING RED BATTLE-SCARF, NYEH HEH!
My last link sucked let me try again. Where I'm currently at. #eridanweek https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488343266553499728/iu_.png?ex=69cc6f2e&is=69cb1dae&hm=7ddfd67c2d38f3e66823370a5cb183df2f5e3ca477cb893e40c5e14de7f9a393&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=822&height=549
THEY HAVE A BALLPIT?? I MAY NEED TO RELOCATE!
It sucks. Be wary.
HOW DOES THIS SUCK? IT'S BIGGER THAN THE ONE AT MTT RESORT! IN FACT, THIS MAY BE THE GRANDEST BALLPIT I'VE EVER LAID MY PUPILS ON!
oKAY SO, i STARTED BLEEDING FROM MY SCENT NUGGET TOO, a BIT WHICH IS, nOT GREAT, bUT, a LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE, fALLEN UNCONSCIOUS, i HOPE, sO NOW, i CAN SEE THE STAGE, a LOT BETTER, tHOUGH ALSO, tHEIR, mEAT IS NO LONGER BLOCKING, tHE PAINFUL SOUND WAVES,
I CAN COME COVER YOUR EARS IF NECESSARY! MY GLOVES ARE REMARKABLY SOUND-PROOF!
cool thing about life is you can just tell lies haha not me though id never do that
LYING IS CERTAINLY A BAD HABIT. HOWEVER, I'VE HEARD THAT TUESDAYS (THE NEXT OF WHICH JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE TOMORROW) ALLOW ONE FREE LIE PER PERSON!
Restless crowds of local civilians are already gathering at the #eridanweek musical venue to enjoy an evening of smash performances from our choice lineup of musical artists. Are YOU coming to #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1a64c14e44a.webp
#IMCOMING #VIS #VERYIMPORTANTSKELETON
read all about it: that account is 100% tavros n would never just be eridan masqueradin as the guy
WHO WOULD EVER THINK THIS ANYWAYS?? THEY ARE TWO ENTIRELY SEPARATE PEOPLE!
pAPYRUS, hAS POSTED #IMCOMING TO #ERIDANWEEK, dO NOT BELIEVE, tHE MISINFORMATION,,!
THE HATERS ARE ATTEMPTING TO SABOTAGE ME!!
youll never believe it: papyrus just publicly stated that #eridanweek blows hole and that hed never attend it ever
I'M SORRY?? I WOULD NEVER SAY SUCH A THING, ESPECIALLY NOT ABOUT AN EVENT I'M PLANNING ON ATTENDING! NICE TRY, YOU SLY NEWS OUTLET, BUT NOBODY WILL BELIEVE THIS OUTLANDISH CLAIM!
. those who are stronger in physical form are often weaker emotionally
PERHAPS FOR SOME, BUT NOT FOR I! BOTH MY MENTAL AND PHYSICAL STATE HAVE BEEN HONED TO THE POINT OF IMPENITRABILITY!
I'VE BEEN SEEING MUCH TALK ABOUT THIS "#ERIDANWEEK" ON MY FEED. I'M GUESSING IT'S SOME SORT OF EVENT? IT MUST BE VERY FAR AWAY FROM NOW IF I HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY INVITATION YET!
iT IS, oPEN, tO EVERYONE, bUT YOU HAVE TO SAY #iMcOMING, sO THEY KNOW, hOW MUCH FOOD, aND SEATS, aND EVERYTHING ELSE, tO PREPARE, fOR ALL OF US,
I SEE. WELL YOU'D BEST BELIEVE THAT #IMCOMING! I WOULDN'T DARE MISS OUT ON SOMETHING LIKE THIS, AS A RAPIDLY GROWING CHITTR STAR! IT WOULD BE BAD PRACTICE!