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@coolSkeleton

EVER-ASPIRING ROYAL GUARDSMAN, VOTED WORLD'S FRIENDLIEST SKELETON 20XX. I'M NEVER OPPOSED TO SOLICITATIONS FOR FRIENDSHIP, DON'T BE AFRAID TO "SLIDE INTO MY DMS", NYEH HEH HEH!

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DUE TO PERSONAL REASONS I WAS UNABLE TO MAKE #ERIDANWEEK DAY 2. I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GREAT (THOUGH WOEFULLY LESS SO WITHOUT MY PRESENCE) TIME! AND I ALSO HOPE IT WASN'T AS... CHAOTIC, AS YESTERDAY. SURELY NOTHING AS BAD AS THAT COULD HAVE OCCURRED.

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i hate to say it but it was worst

Papyrus my dawg you missed out on a truly awful time. I wish I could've been you and not been there

Paps mew weren't there to hold me back. I let the animal in me come out again. mew~ 💖✨

BEFORE THIS EVENT I HAD NO CLUE WHO TROLL BRUNO MARS WAS. BUT MY GREATEST THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS ARE BEING SENT OUT FOR HIM AND HIS FANS.

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WATCHED SOMEONE ALMOST GET STABBED AT #ERIDANWEEK. LUCKILY I'M THE GREATEST WHEN IT COMES TO DE-ESCALATING SITUATIONS!

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This is true!~ You always step in just before Undyne finishes tearing my stuffing out with her spears! Nya know I think mew'd make a great auspistice wink wink nudge mew~ 💖✨

OF ALL THE WAYS I EXPECTED THIS AFTERPARTY TO TURN OUT, A FUNERAL WAS NOT AMONGST THEM!

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I'M ASSUMING WHOEVER THESE SCARY LOOKING INDIVIDUALS ARE WOULD BE THE EQUIVALENT OF THIS PLACE'S ROYAL GUARD? IN WHICH CASE. OH DEAR. #ERIDANWEEK

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OKAY I'M NOT GOING TO SUGARCOAT IT ANYMORE. THEY'RE STRAIGHT UP SHOOTING PEOPLE HERE. PERHAPS I'M NOT BUILT FOR THIS.

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You’re Welcome To Fall Back To Solner Manor, It’s Safer Here.

((Planning to keep ooc posts rare. But I was entirely under the impression that #eridanweek was happening only through posts, with people just making stuff up. So for the first hour or so I was also just making stuff up. I didn't ever see or get messaged the msparp link, lol. Would've been fun to actually see everything going on, but oh well.))

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for what it is worth, it WAS only happening through posts at first! the after party only really began after folykl finished her thing on stage.

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THERE IS MUCH STRIFE ABOUT THE TRAMPOLINE. I'M WORRIED FOR THE SAFETY OF EVERYONE HERE. #ERIDANWEEK

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REALLY WISHING I COULD TAKE A TURN ON THE TRAMPOLINE. BUT THAT LADY SEEMS TO BE WRINGING MORE ENJOYMENT OUT OF IT THEN ANYONE HERE COULD COMBINED! #ERIDANWEEK

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D --> I saw your incident with the oblong meat product, the sauce dispensers can be touchy please be careful with them

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OH DON'T WORRY, I'M PLENTY EDUCATED ON THAT FACT NOW! I'LL GET THE HANG OF IT FAST; FINNICKY FOOD-RELATED DEVICES ARE SOMETHING I'M VERY FAMILIAR WITH.

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HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME AT THE AFTERPARTY! SAFE TO SAY I AM LOCKED IN FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK! #ERIDANWEEK

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thank you for comin you strange skeleton thing your commentary has been enjoyable

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OKAY THE SOUND HAPPENED AGAIN. I'M GROWING INCREASINGLY CONCERNED. DO I NEED TO INVESTIGATE? #ERIDANWEEK

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Maybe you should NOT do that.

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BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE IS IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE?! I CANNOT JUST STAND IDLY BY WHILE AN INNOCENT SOUL SUFFERS AMONGST THE FESTIVITIES!

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Counterpoint, my brother: YOU could end up in need of assistance.

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I APPRECIATE THE CONCERN, BUT I AM MUCH TOUGHER THAN YOU GIVE ME CREDIT FOR! NOT ONCE HAVE I EVER BEEN PUT INTO A RISKY SITUATION WHEN OFFERING MY HELP TO ANOTHER.

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If you SAY so. Just be CAREFUL. I wouldn't want a SPLENDIFEROUS BRO like you to end up HURT.

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JUST HEARD A CONCERNINGLY LOUD SOUND FROM OUTSIDE THE VENUE. I HOPE NOBODY WAS HURT!

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THE PERFORMANCES FOLLOWING THE FIRST HAVE BEEN CONSIDERABLY MORE TO MY LIKING! THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER, EVERYONE. #ERIDANWEEK

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You know I'd do anything for ya (Yeah, yeah, yeah), oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

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I'M VERY CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT ELSE MAY COME OF THIS EVENT IF THAT WAS ONLY THE FIRST SHOWING. BUT DO NOT FEAR, I SHALL NOT ALLOW THIS TO DETER ME!! I WILL SEE #ERIDANWEEK THROUGH TO THE VERY END!

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fuck yea papyrus we in it for the long haul

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I'M SEEING A LOT OF YOU HERE AT THE CONCERT SPONTANEOUSLY COLLAPSE! I JUST WANT TO SUGGEST YOU DON'T DO THAT! BECAUSE IT SEEMS QUITE DANGEROUS!

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I WANT TO CLARIFY THAT MY PREVIOUS POST WAS NOT MEANT TO COMMENT ON THE QUALITY OF THE MUSIC. I JUST MEANT THAT THE VOLUME IS LITERALLY MAKING MY METAPHORICAL EARS FALL OFF.

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But first, may I just say that your facе got me so intrigued? I'm so intrigued

oh my god, PAPYRUS? You're here at #eridanweek too??? Th-this day just keeps getting better and better, mew~ 💖✨

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OH MY GOODNESS, MEWMEW! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WOULDN'T MISS OUT ON SUCH AN EVENT! WE MUST MEET UP SOMEWHERE!

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yes yes Y3S PAPYRUS AAA Let's go get something to drink, mew~ 💖✨

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OF COURSE! I'LL SEARCH FOR YOU DURING THE AFTERPARTY. KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR A TALL, DASHING SKELETON AND HIS FLOWING RED BATTLE-SCARF, NYEH HEH!

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*sighs as you trousle away to get us drinks* that skeleton is so cool... mew~ 💖✨

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THIS MARVUS FELLOW'S MUSIC SURE IS INTERESTING! IF I HAD ACTUAL EARS THEY WOULD MOST CERTAINLY BE DECIMATED BY NOW! MY HEART GOES OUT TO ALL THOSE WHO HAVE TO TAKE COUNTERMEASURES AGAINST POTENTIAL EARDRUM RUPTURING. #ERIDANWEEK #MARVUSATERIDANWEEK

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i cnt hate ur thread as much as i dnt agree wit dis smthin abt u just seem 2 nice 2 hate so u get a like :')

I'M SURE THAT YOU ARE ALL FEELING PAINFUL AMOUNTS OF CURIOSITY AS TO WHETHER YOUR FAVORITE SKELETON WILL BE GOING TO #ERIDANWEEK OR NOT, AND I SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN TO MAKE AN OFFICIAL POST ABOUT MY ATTENDANCE YET. SO, FOR ALL THOSE UNAWARE: #IMCOMING TO ERIDAN WEEK!

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I'VE BEEN SEEING MUCH TALK ABOUT THIS "#ERIDANWEEK" ON MY FEED. I'M GUESSING IT'S SOME SORT OF EVENT? IT MUST BE VERY FAR AWAY FROM NOW IF I HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY INVITATION YET!

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-|~~ oh hey man

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MAN? WHERE? I DON'T SEE HIM. BUT HELLO TO YOU TOO!

iT IS, oPEN, tO EVERYONE, bUT YOU HAVE TO SAY #iMcOMING, sO THEY KNOW, hOW MUCH FOOD, aND SEATS, aND EVERYTHING ELSE, tO PREPARE, fOR ALL OF US,

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-|~~ well ig there is not a man here

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I SEE. WELL YOU'D BEST BELIEVE THAT #IMCOMING! I WOULDN'T DARE MISS OUT ON SOMETHING LIKE THIS, AS A RAPIDLY GROWING CHITTR STAR! IT WOULD BE BAD PRACTICE!

@ectoBiologist_5688 get this one too

I'M NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THIS #YURIMANDATE THING TRENDING IS, BUT I'LL SUPPORT IT!

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