Dee Stri
@tactlessCinephile
i feed off your attention fyi
[[ For once, going to start with a character intro! Dee is an Alpha Dave from a NONSBURB/HUMANSTUCK au. Still the director of the sbahj films, and fresh out of rehab. Themes of OCD will be prevalent, as will addiction, general existentialism, and questionable parenting. Also shitposts, because I can't be serious 24/7 lmao. heres this guy. take him :)! ]]
wishing on 11:11 that i don't get hungover tomroow which means i can drink as much as i want now
my favorite woman was my mom for obvious reasons and still is even if she isnt around anymore
tfw you need to deepclean the couch for a 5th time because your brain decided it isnt clean yet #ocd
[[ CHARACTER INTRO ! HUZZAH ! Yet another Bro Strider. From a NONSBURB/HUMANSTUCK au. One of the only Bros who has been to therapy. #mandated. Still a fucked up guy but you know. Dave is like, 16. Bro's 33. Life is beautiful. ]]
5 and a half kids is too many kids to be in one apartment.
[[ i do need everyone to know that my voice claim for alpha dave is danny sexbang and i cant listen to nsp without thinking of him. orgy for one thats him. its his type of humour. he is chill like that. thats my guy.]]
:33 < i got to s33 tits im happy :)) #nsfw
:33 < agr33d!! :///))
:33 < hhohohohoho uuhh!!! if i come ovfur sure!!! ;///33
:33< whos?
:33 < d33 stris tits.. theyre furry nice... :///))
:33< i believe mew so meowch
:33 < why do tits gotta look so suckable??? ougggggh
:33< fur mewmans theyre litpurrally designed to be sucked :33< fur trolls beclaws theyre big and round like a lollipop
:33 < #speakmewrtruth
:33< i always will
shoutout to my brother for watching my kid and then anti shoutout for him not letting me buy him a bigger home. also for telling me he wouldnt talk to me until i went to #rehab #substance also he wont let me buy his kid a horse
getting your sex tape leaked is wild #nsfw
•ᴥ- super unfortunate. sorry to hear that. -ᴥ•
bitches love my #masculine #tits [ #nsfw i guess]
:33 < can i s33 them??
:33 < hey baby pawre mew a kookaburra? beclaws mewre making me kookoo... idk im not good at flirting :((
haha i love kookaburras though so you get bonus points. also honestly if you didnt go back on it it woulda been great. you gotta double down. heres my tits. [FILE ATTACHED: AN IMAGE OF DEE'S MASCULINE TITS. im not drawing this but it's there.]
:33 < oh thank god!! theyre furry grreat birds and i love their noises so i thought itd be a good one to mewse x33 ya next time ill just leave it be thanks fur the tip :33 :///33 < oooh........................ *ac drools*
true as hell
isnt it crazy how germs are on everything all the time and we just let that happen haha [ #ocd #germophobe ]
V enlighten me As to where else they Are supposed to go. V
cool thing about life is you can just tell lies haha not me though id never do that
LYING IS CERTAINLY A BAD HABIT. HOWEVER, I'VE HEARD THAT TUESDAYS (THE NEXT OF WHICH JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE TOMORROW) ALLOW ONE FREE LIE PER PERSON!
we just be our here in japan working on SBAHJ: THE ANIMNE season 2 the day I get out of rehab and that's life. #substance
hows japan dude
i got free coke from a drug lord and then she pitied me so she didnt beat me up for it does this count as a connection
a little bit but this is way less helpful lmao. what i will say is budget is awesome but if you can get out what you want even with no fucking budget then youre doing good. my first sbahj was actually a youtube video i made with friends in college and that went viral and i lucked out. luck is also part of it haha.
its pretty sweet, in an onsen and everything dude haha. have to leave tomorrow to head to germany but thats life
yeesh ok so bad start because news sources are pretty important but you know just uhhhh dont go to jail haha? ive killed but it was accident and i had a good lawyer so
i have a six year old for a lawyer but i dont think trolls can alert human authorities
god damn why there next
theres some legal issues to work out and also i want hot german women on my arms
yanno second part is a good enough reason on its own
the last unicorn is the best movie btw just need that to be common knowledge
choosing to be really cool about the fact aliens are real and on here because im #openminded like that
> Join an """"alien"""" sokial media website > Be surprised there are """"aliens"""" > Look like a moron
was sent a link from a friend with no context other than 'new social media' if we can be a little fair to me also i just said im being really cool about it because im #openminded like that so i dunno why you think im surprised #beingcoolaboutit
[[ For once, going to start with a character intro! Dee is an Alpha Dave from a NONSBURB/HUMANSTUCK au. Still the director of the sbahj films, and fresh out of rehab. Themes of OCD will be prevalent, as will addiction, general existentialism, and questionable parenting. Also shitposts, because I can't be serious 24/7 lmao. heres this guy. take him :)! ]]