Dee Stri
@tactlessCinephile
i feed off your attention fyi
[[ For once, going to start with a character intro! Dee is an Alpha Dave from a NONSBURB/HUMANSTUCK au. Still the director of the sbahj films, and fresh out of rehab. Themes of OCD will be prevalent, as will addiction, general existentialism, and questionable parenting. Also shitposts, because I can't be serious 24/7 lmao. heres this guy. take him :)! ]]
can’t visit my brother until i’m sober but fuck what else am i meant to do on the plane #substance
ten gummmmmmmmies before your flight mmmminimmmmummmm
:33< youre
you
we can kill the rich but maybe not me im an artist so my riches dont count
They do count if you’re treating people like shit.
decidedly not doing that so ill take this as a win and keep making hella subversive movies
Cool. Carry on, brave soldier.
gotta love japan trips shoutout sbahj the anime for all the business trips
… You know I hadn’t considered that SBAHJ would have an anime adaptation, although it does track. Fascinating.
hell yea it does it’s going onto season 2 and we are talking about a movie of the anime rn but keep it on the dl
Six seasons and a movie, I hope.
sup hows everyone doing on here today haha
Well.
is that a ‘im doing well’ or a ‘well………’ like a don’t get me started thing
Decent.
I'd say it's a small amount of both in equal measure.
wishing on 11:11 that i don't get hungover tomroow which means i can drink as much as i want now
my favorite woman was my mom for obvious reasons and still is even if she isnt around anymore
tfw you need to deepclean the couch for a 5th time because your brain decided it isnt clean yet #ocd
[[ CHARACTER INTRO ! HUZZAH ! Yet another Bro Strider. From a NONSBURB/HUMANSTUCK au. One of the only Bros who has been to therapy. #mandated. Still a fucked up guy but you know. Dave is like, 16. Bro's 33. Life is beautiful. ]]
5 and a half kids is too many kids to be in one apartment.
[[ i do need everyone to know that my voice claim for alpha dave is danny sexbang and i cant listen to nsp without thinking of him. orgy for one thats him. its his type of humour. he is chill like that. thats my guy.]]
:33 < i got to s33 tits im happy :)) #nsfw
:33 < agr33d!! :///))
:33 < hhohohohoho uuhh!!! if i come ovfur sure!!! ;///33
:33< whos?
:33 < d33 stris tits.. theyre furry nice... :///))
:33< i believe mew so meowch
:33 < why do tits gotta look so suckable??? ougggggh
:33< fur mewmans theyre litpurrally designed to be sucked :33< fur trolls beclaws theyre big and round like a lollipop
:33 < #speakmewrtruth
:33< i always will
shoutout to my brother for watching my kid and then anti shoutout for him not letting me buy him a bigger home. also for telling me he wouldnt talk to me until i went to #rehab #substance also he wont let me buy his kid a horse
getting your sex tape leaked is wild #nsfw
•ᴥ- super unfortunate. sorry to hear that. -ᴥ•
bitches love my #masculine #tits [ #nsfw i guess]
:33 < can i s33 them??
:33 < hey baby pawre mew a kookaburra? beclaws mewre making me kookoo... idk im not good at flirting :((
haha i love kookaburras though so you get bonus points. also honestly if you didnt go back on it it woulda been great. you gotta double down. heres my tits. [FILE ATTACHED: AN IMAGE OF DEE'S MASCULINE TITS. im not drawing this but it's there.]
:33 < oh thank god!! theyre furry grreat birds and i love their noises so i thought itd be a good one to mewse x33 ya next time ill just leave it be thanks fur the tip :33 :///33 < oooh........................ *ac drools*
true as hell
isnt it crazy how germs are on everything all the time and we just let that happen haha [ #ocd #germophobe ]
V enlighten me As to where else they Are supposed to go. V
cool thing about life is you can just tell lies haha not me though id never do that
LYING IS CERTAINLY A BAD HABIT. HOWEVER, I'VE HEARD THAT TUESDAYS (THE NEXT OF WHICH JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE TOMORROW) ALLOW ONE FREE LIE PER PERSON!