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haha. hey, chittr. what's good, y'all? :B
look, it's called a "straight forward approach," and it works for literally *every* other freak-deak that peruses this site for people to get all moist and shit with. i'm just following the meta!
everyone is just hellbent on dissing my vibe today man. let a guy post some weird shit with some HOPE! someone somewhere might be into it. maybe.
you are PITYING me. human pitying, i mean. but still! fuck you! i'm in shambles.
seeing a lot of judgment being passed around about this whole "felt opening" thing, and i'm a little confused. i was under the impression that showing up to shoddy, questionably safe parties where you run the risk of being put in precarious situations and potentially harmed by strangers was considered cool beans. i mean you guys just love orgies. :B
Yeah imagine being the guy who neither goes to orgies nor supports the Felt Opening. I mean, I don't have to imagine, because I'm doing that. But your argument is stellar. You sure got us. Zowie.
X Thereβs the subtle understanding that if you fuck around at random parties like that and hurt or kill someone youβll have a mob to answer to. #violence x
as much as i'd love to break my isolation streak and catch up with you jade, i'm not entirely sure either of these spots are my choice of hangout material.
it's a mob run by a dude who'd gun down a family of six because they happened to be holding up the burger king line and mildly inconvenienced him. i'm not really expecting "class" from these chumps. :B
it's a party for assholes, ran by assholes working under the employ of, like, THE asshole ever. and orgies are weird! i just think we should call a spade a spade and not give hypocrites a chance to talk. :B
l0oks like m0stly just the usual type who g0t a crumb of p0pularity and are facing the hard reality that they still can't force every0ne two p0st only ab0ut what they want.
while peeps are getting stabbed or dicked down not even ten feet away from us?? are you sure that's the best place to just have a chat? haha.
chittr gods! let me edit my replies and i WILL sell my soul to the powers that be. i've got a really valuable one, y'know! i'm GOATed!!
man.
something about today's dash is significantly sloppier than usual. c'mon, guys. what's with all the slop? where're the funny hahas and shit? the faux pizazz? this is just lazy! even the horny posters are phoning it in today. for shame, chittr. for shame. :B
regretful, but, honesty is the best policy. at least you owned up to it! so. points deducted, yet also... re-added. and an extra point. if only because your newest selfie's cool. :B
[ >THIS ALL COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED IF MINE SINISTER POTION HATH BEEN IMBIBED IN..._ ]
MY POINT STILL STANDS. YOUR ENDLESS BLABBER DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO COUNTER WHAT I SAID. ANY TRUE, PURE OF BLOODPUSHER BIT ENTHUSIAST WOULD CHOOSE TO BECOME A CATALYST INSTEAD OF KICKING AROUND SEDIMENT WITH THEIR MEASLY GROUNDPUSHERS LIKE YOU ARE DOING. POTENTIAL MEANS JACK SHIT IF YOU DON'T ACT ON IT. I WOULD SUGGEST ATTEMPTING TO USE YOUR THINKPAN BEFORE MAKING ANOTHER IRRITATING POST LIKE THIS, JOHN. PATHETIC.
i guess i can't really shoot the messenger. and also, that last bit about the mentor figure was really funny. just know that even a washed-up fraud, a busybody wageslave, AND/OR a ditzy water girl can still do the unthinkable and are capable of pushing p! take it from me, your sorta-grizzled old mentor figure who you be just met. :B
[ >I AM MERELY A HUMBLE SMALL BUSINESS OWNER TRYING TO MAKETH IT BIG IN THIS CRUEL VIRTUAL PLANE_ ]
fair response! but i'm wounded, karkat. you've wounded me. what the fuck, dude. :B
Oh man if it's from my only moderately grizzled mentor figure I only ever just met I guess I got no choice but to believe in myself who am I to deny the wisdom of my forebearers who I just met
i'm not the most well-versed guy when it comes to the finer nuances of depression, but is waking up every morning feeling like i've been chained to the wall of a filthy gas station restroom with half my limbs missing ala the opening act of a sawβ’ movie supposed to be a regular occurrence? because if that's the baseline, i have some follow-up questions.
yeah, that2 kiind of how depre22iion ii2. you feel liike ab2olute fuckiing garbage the whole day, you go two 2leep and wake up the next day feeliing the exact 2ame thiing. 2ometiime2 even wor2e.
man, this shit's got some serious hands. almost feels inescapable. :B well! what can you do, right? just gotta thug it out a little longer. things'll be fine. totally fine. i mean, statistically speaking, it has to become fine *eventually*. that's how that works. probably. :B
iif youve ever met 2omeone that ha2nt been depre22ed at lea2t a LIITTLE? you run the other fuckiing way becau2e that ii2 a fake per2on.
i am man enough to admit that i am not usually That Guy, but i am Him every single fucking day.
i'm cutting on marvel rivals. i need to get better at thor. last time i tried him out, i went 2/35, and i hadn't even lagged for that one. the hammerKind council is gonna want my head for this, bro.
Inadequacy will be nβΎted. Will be beaten with hammers in turn Κxα΄₯β’Κ
dude, i'm so tired. why am i this tired? it's morning. this sucks. i'm meant to be a well-rested stud. now i'm just an ill-rested chud. fuck.
the only thing on my lips right now is marinara so it'S good to meet mister marinara finally
mister marinara operates under a strict sauced-only policy. got to preserve the sauciness by refusing to associate with flavor-fucked, sauceless motherfuckers like yourself. i'd say you've got too much dip on your chip just being here, but let's be honest. you don't even have that. :B so for the sake of what's left of your dignity, get the fuck on.
swinging down's the reason you just struck out for the third time this interaction, man. wrap it up and go home. i'm not hearing about motion from a guy stuck in place.
over a perigee on this website and you hardly have 1/20th of my kult/kull (read: site popularity index). it'S pathetic honestly. if you'D like i can keep replying? boost your numbers a little to make you feel more relevant? whatever insult you hurl at me, remember you are hardly 1/20th of whatever i am. nothing more than a skid mark on the pants of the world
you kultfarmed your way into the big leagues by chit-trading with your fellow goons and cementing yourself as one of the biggest e-clowns to ever manifest on this site. all without even needing to castefake as purple. your score's about as bloasted as i imagine you are in real life. meanwhile, i keep my numbers humble and my mindset humbler, because i'm not out here clout-chasing through slop posts. be still, chump. :B
lot of fuckery in the dash today. be still, my unemployed brethren. :B no need, no need. we can be civilized about this. we can make bangers. we can impress our oomfs and mutuals. but not like this. never like this.
afternoon, lizards! how's the world suffering today, ehh? anybody doing anything crazy? anything *cool* planned? someone looking to do something definitively fucked up to someone else for less-than-thought out reasons?? any hawt pix trending? where's the ladies, chittr. where's the baaaabes!! johnny needs some enrichment. :B
du bist gut genuuuuuuuuuuuug. du bist gut genuuuuuu~UUUUUuuuug.
Oh you adorable dork.
awww, y'think i'm adorable? i'm pushing up my glasses and looking off to the side like one of those flustered anime dudes. :B
Spogbo! My uncle was featured in this cartoon!
as admittedly sick as that is, *who* the hell is your uncle?? how'd get on the nick team!?
y'know. that makes sense, actually. :B mind telling your uncle i'm sort of a fan? i thought his newest flick was pretty good! even if people have mostly forgotten it by now. ... would that be grounds enough for you or him to take a bite at my jugular? i really hope not.
Don't worry John i already tasted your blood quite plenty in other,uhh,realities,universes,whatevercosmicstuff... But i will let him know!
we're doing WHAT to sea dwellers!?
site full of twelve year olds. :B
some of y'all really lean into your role as the fully realized typer of shit. :B
it's your mans, jeggybert... johnny johnny bertram... j-beezy... jojo bertonium.... yeahhh man. :B
B33 < jonas d'egbert ofur here
just dropping a few of my totally not made up street names for anyone curious enough to ask around for me. :B with the motion i've got, you need to maintain a bit of distance between your government, y'know?
don't send that post that's been sitting in your drafts. don't do it. i know there's a big, inviting button on your screen that's practically begging to help you embarrass yourself in front of the entire world. but i need some of you to remember there's another button sitting right next to it. it says "cancel." that button wants what's best for you. that button is your real best friend. :B
you signed your own death warrant the moment you made an account, man. striders are gonna do what striders do best: make the worst possible decision available. usually with complete confidence! no amount of advance warning can stop you guys from marching headfirst into looking like a buncha clowns.
