@eB β #slander
chittr, home of the key janglers. :B
give me liberty... give me fire... give me gimmicks, or i'll retire. :B
β striders infighting? :B interesting.
y'know, outside of the vapid and readily available hyperdegeneracy, the single worst thing about this site is having to watch people who lookβand, on paper, areβexact copies of some of my closest friends and loved ones, yet are just... not them. not even remotely. half the time they don't even behave like actual people. it's like watching a funhouse mirror try and reconstruct someone you care about from memory. genuinely unsettling shit. :B
reheating nachos today, are we chittr? :B
despite the caliber of nonsense βlalondehour is currently being subjected to, i am briefly interrupting this broadcast to defend my partner's dignity and advance the agenda: striders are the adi shankar of chittr posting! we cannot allow this truth to be forgotten!!! put every strider on this site in a month-long contest against grok where the objective is posting something genuinely original, and i swear to fuck grok would hit god tier by the end of it.