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#datme sometimes the candids r rlly cute but they did catxh @eB in his socks n sandals https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/18/candid.png
awwww awwww awwwwwwwww the tea leaves @ the bottom of my cup look like a cat 🥺🥺🥺 thats so fuckin cuuuuuuute (remebrs tasseography) ah fuck
had 2 slices left of this pizza which OBVS aint dinner enough so i grabbed a bag of doritos w/ it and now im wondering what other triangles could i possibly add to make this more mathematically satisfying
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I keep seaing landdwellers attempting to “translate” glubposting like it is some kind of decorative typing quirk instead of w)(at it actually is. W)(ic)( is adorable, by t)(e way. Please continue. You must understand, glub is not simply replacing words wit)( ocean puns and calling it a day. If it were t)(at easy, every rustblood wit)( a dictionary and too muc)( confidence would be capable of reproducing it properly. T)(ey are not. Glub is cadence. Implication. Pressure. -Emotional undertow. A conversational current carried beneat)( t)(e literal meaning of t)(e words t)(emselves. Two seadwellers can )(old an entire second conversation beneat)( t)(e visible one wit)(out a single outsider noticing. Tone s)(ifts. Repetition. Intentional misuse of aquatic terminology. Placement of symbols. Timing. A single “glub” can mean reassurance, mockery, t)(reat, flirtation, mourning, or a declaration of dominance depending entirely on context and psyc)(ic projection. And Y-ES, before anyone asks, projection matters. People forget t)(at our kind did not claw our way to t)(e top of t)(e )(emospectrum t)(roug)( pretty fins and dramatic capes alone. Seadwellers once possessed a psionic repertoire vast enoug)( to drown civilizations in silence. Or so t)(e oldest stories claim. T)(en )(istory c)(anged. T)(e useful gifts were cultivated elsew)(ere. Culling became specialization. T)(e lowblood castes in)(erited and refined abilities t)(at once belonged to t)(e dept)(s t)(emselves w)(ile our own powers narrowed into somet)(ing subtler. Stranger. W)(at remained was glub. A language s)(aped as muc)( by instinctive psyc)(ic bleed as spoken communication. )(alf verbal exc)(ange. )(alf emotional tide. T)(e last relic of somet)(ing enormous. Or maybe t)(at is just imperial romanticism. 38) Maybe we just really like fis)( jokes and making everyone else uncomfortable. Difficult to say. Regardless, if you ever sea two seadwellers speaking and suddenly realize you cannot quite tell w)(et)(er t)(ey are t)(reatening eac)( ot)(er, flirting, discussing politics, or planning a massacre? Congratulations. You are finally beginning to understand glub. 38D
id wave a hankie @ u as yr leavin all teary + this playin in the BG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbt2G71uT1M
do not break the illusion 4 me i KNO the most likely explanation is "some1 made an account 2 RP their fave videy game charas" but i want 2 live in the world where glados and sans both literally have chittr accounts let me live in that world plzplzplz
i worked for a sweep at alternian eagle outfitters and won "worst hairline" four times in that period by popular vote. they invented the superlative just for me. i doubt anyone else was honored with it after i got fired for "tanking the vibe". anyway i have bangs now.
there is NO ONE in the world i luv as much as bitches who put a bunch of bullshit on french fries this seafood place has crab fries ive been somewhere and had beef teriyaki fries its ALWAYS a gr8 addition to ur menu IDC what ur restaurants specialty is u got sum shit u can totally put on fries and u SHOULD
life is 2 short 2 be eatin anything u dont wanna! pick those onions off yr burg!! pick those carrots out yr rice!! who caaaaares if ppl think its childish? dont be peer pressured in2 eating fuckin onions!!
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An #eridanweek finale official post. #gore #murder Good morning, all!!! For those of you attentive to religious milestones from worlds past, this day holds some significance. For others, it is merely the bookend on yet another long, toiling week. I propose an alternative! Day Five of #eridanweek was an endeavor of such indulgence that on Day Six, I bid you all rest. You may be feeling your own regrets. Remorse, guilt, embarrassment. A FOOLISHNESS for trusting someone close to you, or yourself for allowing that to happen. And perhaps you are even thinking to yourself: "Gee whiz!!! I am such a piece of shit BETRAYER to all things I ever held dear!" Well, come on down to the ORIGINAL #ERIDANWEEK VENUE for the ULTIMATE ACT OF ATONEMENT. This moral laxative is sure to grease the skids on utterly vacating you of ALL the self-doubt and emotional complications presently bloating you to discomfort. Your FIGURE OF WORSHIP is here to REDEEM YOU OF YOUR SINS. My sins! And most of all, HIS OWN PUTRID REPREHENSIBLE SINS. PAST AND PRESENT. You are reading this correctly. This evening, Eridan Ampora WILL BE CRUCIFIED. He will die FOR YOU, dearest worshipper. And we will all feel a whole lot better about ourselves. And if you personally were murdered by Eridan Ampora, YOU are entitled to a FREE JUMBO BUTTERSCOTCH TURNOVER. Visit the NANNA'S HANDPIES stand to redeem both this offer and your own moral failings. Happy fucking Eridan Week, traitor! >:( @caligulasAquarium
#fatgirlskissing
I have yet to consider this. Your mind truly is so expansive in ways I could never approach, John.
♯ward yourself ♯whiteboy
IM NOT ASHAMED OF BEING FAT. I AM STATING IT AS A FACT. I'M FAT.
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