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... why are oranges called *oranges* ... but an apple is not called redβohhh my goodness ... agh, i can't take it anymore! eating a burger with no honey mustard. eating a burger with no honey mustard. eating a burger with no honey mustard. eating a burger with no honey mustard. eating a burger with no honey mustard. eating a burger with no honey mustard. eating a burger with no honey mustard. eating a burger with no honey mustard. eating a burger with no honey mustard. eating a burger with no honey mustard. eating a burger with no honey mustard. eating a burger with no honey mustard. eating a burger with no honey mustard. eating a burger with no honey mustard. eating a burger with no honey mustard. eating a burger with no honey mustard. eating a burger with no honey mustard. eating a burger with no honey mustard. eating a burger with no honey mustard. eating a burger with no honey mustard.
the fruit wwizard says: bqeuause orgarges are onarge wile aples a re red or gre n or yelow or watever
the name of the fruit actually came before the color iirc
those other guys suck. the red ones are all that matter, man.
haha. hey, chittr. what's good, y'all? :B
take a gal tΓΈ dinner befΓΈre yΓΈu cΓΈp a feel ΓΈn her ΓΈn the chittr timeline jΓΈhn yΓΈu'll have mΓΈre luck.
people feel on each other all the time on here! complete strangers, even! how come i'm the sole exception to the pattern of random perversion? pshhh.
i'm nΓΈt saying yΓΈu'll get 0 results i'm saying yΓΈu'd have *better* results
i still think the statistics are in my favor! the chicks apparently dig this, man. it's casual and not as nearly as fucked up as catcalling. it's "nonchalant." :B
seeing a lot of judgment being passed around about this whole "felt opening" thing, and i'm a little confused. i was under the impression that showing up to shoddy, questionably safe parties where you run the risk of being put in precarious situations and potentially harmed by strangers was considered cool beans. i mean you guys just love orgies. :B
it is lord englishes party... but also im kind of playing both sides cause im there!!! we should meet. maybe!!! i dunno.. :P
Yeah imagine being the guy who neither goes to orgies nor supports the Felt Opening. I mean, I don't have to imagine, because I'm doing that. But your argument is stellar. You sure got us. Zowie.
X Thereβs the subtle understanding that if you fuck around at random parties like that and hurt or kill someone youβll have a mob to answer to. #violence x
as much as i'd love to break my isolation streak and catch up with you jade, i'm not entirely sure either of these spots are my choice of hangout material.
it's a mob run by a dude who'd gun down a family of six because they happened to be holding up the burger king line and mildly inconvenienced him. i'm not really expecting "class" from these chumps. :B
it's a party for assholes, ran by assholes working under the employ of, like, THE asshole ever. and orgies are weird! i just think we should call a spade a spade and not give hypocrites a chance to talk. :B
l0oks like m0stly just the usual type who g0t a crumb of p0pularity and are facing the hard reality that they still can't force every0ne two p0st only ab0ut what they want.
we can just talk!!! like old times..
while peeps are getting stabbed or dicked down not even ten feet away from us?? are you sure that's the best place to just have a chat? haha.
They're a 10, but they just press the Randomize button a number of times ona game's character creation prompt.
Iβll admit I laughed.
I do not expect much adherence to this #WeatherAnchorWednesday so. I leave you not one, not two, but three options that I managed to put together.
not to diss the suits or anything, but that second fit is *way* too hard to pass up. that coat goes absolutely crazy. :B shit's hot. plus, i think it fits a more contemporary look for you. plus, i think it suits a more contemporary look for you. what do i know, though?
You said the same thing twice, John.
something about today's dash is significantly sloppier than usual. c'mon, guys. what's with all the slop? where're the funny hahas and shit? the faux pizazz? this is just lazy! even the horny posters are phoning it in today. for shame, chittr. for shame. :B
that's quitter talk! it's a fucking monday, man. this is the highest difficulty setting. if you're not putting out a hundred percent on your *worst* day, who's gonna care what you can do on your best? complacency rots. don't let yourself get comfortable.
I mean I've been told I'm not funny on a good day I'm just the union rep coach I'm the water girl I'm the grizzled old mentor figure who's gonna reveal in the 3rd act I never made it to nationals
Felt like being sloppy boss
alright, in *my* defense... i'm usually not the guy people call in when it's time to crack the bit. which! i still take tremendous offense to, by the way! you're looking at a potential comedic genius here. in another life, i've got my own netflix special and at least three middling stand-up tours under my belt. but it is what it is! i'm not the bit-maker. i'm the guy who gets irrationally invested in the bit once it's already in motion. :B and right now there is no bit. so iβm doing what any responsible bit enthusiast would do: standing in the back of the room and passive-aggressively nudging the bit-makers toward competence!
regretful, but, honesty is the best policy. at least you owned up to it! so. points deducted, yet also... re-added. and an extra point. if only because your newest selfie's cool. :B
[ >THIS ALL COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED IF MINE SINISTER POTION HATH BEEN IMBIBED IN..._ ]
MY POINT STILL STANDS. YOUR ENDLESS BLABBER DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO COUNTER WHAT I SAID. ANY TRUE, PURE OF BLOODPUSHER BIT ENTHUSIAST WOULD CHOOSE TO BECOME A CATALYST INSTEAD OF KICKING AROUND SEDIMENT WITH THEIR MEASLY GROUNDPUSHERS LIKE YOU ARE DOING. POTENTIAL MEANS JACK SHIT IF YOU DON'T ACT ON IT. I WOULD SUGGEST ATTEMPTING TO USE YOUR THINKPAN BEFORE MAKING ANOTHER IRRITATING POST LIKE THIS, JOHN. PATHETIC.
i guess i can't really shoot the messenger. and also, that last bit about the mentor figure was really funny. just know that even a washed-up fraud, a busybody wageslave, AND/OR a ditzy water girl can still do the unthinkable and are capable of pushing p! take it from me, your sorta-grizzled old mentor figure who you be just met. :B
fair response! but i'm wounded, karkat. you've wounded me. what the fuck, dude. :B