Vriska Serket
@arachnidsGriping
Professional instig8r. Feel free to DM me. I’ll answer if I think you’re worth my valuable time. (Profile picture by Catjam)
June’s friend sent me “Mtn Dew.” What the hell is this. I’m not drinking this, it looks like it’s made of grist.
>:εε is g33n ~
>:εε it m3ans g33n ;33 ~
You're in her DMs? Hon I h8 to 8r8k it to you, 8ut she's in mine talking shit a8out you. I'm Her with a capital H, 8itch.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/30858e982386.png It's 8een two minutes. I never should have talked to an Ampora. I've learned my lesson, I'm not touching any fishy nook8reath with a 16-foot pole.
Just had an indigo in my DMs with a concupiscent solicitation. Not really my type, and I'm not gonna 8end the knee to an indigo. May8e a violet I'd try. Never had fish 8ulge. #nsfw
[IM AFRAID FI$H BULGE I$ JU$T ABOUT THE $AME A$ ANY OTHER BULGE #N$FW]
Let's see who I've got. A8solute WHORE of an olive. Pretty cute gold8lood. Random loser (8ronze) Dealer Dealer #2 Dealer #2's gf Ex (wants me 8ack) Ex (death threats) Not to mention the solicitous DMs. I couldn't count those with eight hands worth of fingers >:::;)
More people should DM me.
This is quite controversial, If there's a lot already in your "DMs" without you asking, why would you ask for more? they'll naturally come around.
Well there’s a lot. 8ut there could always 8e more. And I’m not exactly very patient
Are you collecting "DMs" at this point? If one can point that out.
There's so many trolls in my DMs right now. Not complaining, I'm having a gr8 time >:::;)
You people are pathetic. Seriously. The num8er of trolls I've had groveling at my feet, DROOLING for a chance at me. You think you're special for having a 8reeding kink? 8itch I got trolls in my DMs slavering on my 8ulge trying to get 8red. Some of you freaks need to learn your place. You're not fucking special.
oh youre one of those vriskas :(
its just kinda sad idk :/ is that mean?? sorry :(
Listen, I have irons in the fire. I have irons in the fire 8ut I cannot tell y’all 8ecause the h8rs will sa8otage me. #vague
My dork ass flush crush has 8een playing some stupid game all day. I’m happy he’s having fun 8ut I have needs!!! #slightlyvagueposting
print("well what game is it?")
I don’t know some sci fi 8ullshit I think. He’s a green ro8ot or wh8ver
print("if it was a good game there would at least be room for forgiveness in times like these smh…")
Trolls in my DMs as soon as I mention I'm having some priv8 time. So needy and desper8 for my attention. I'm not complaining, don't wanna spend another night 8ored. :::;P #nsfw #cw-suggestive #vagueposting
I've come to make a pu8lic apology. It's come to my attention I have f8iled to correctly tag posts as nsfw. In the interest of providing my many admirers with my attention, I will 8e making an effort to correctly tag these. (oops lol)
"= mass shaming. is the websites. best pastime. not the favourite, no, specifically it is the best whether anyone likes it or not. ="
print("it is always nice to see someone reflecting on themselves + bettering themselves") print("truly brings a tear to my eye or something")
It's not just me that appreci8s a troll who 8egs, right? I mean just picture them, on their knees, collared, wrists tied. On the ground, panting and whining... ...I need to go use the load gaper for a 8it.
"= hot, in theory, though i do not fear enough to beg, so it would have to be the other way? hm. but. however, i am more interested in whether the guy is gonna show up and tag your post with the #nsfw tag. ="
Wow, chatting a8out 8ulge sizes on the internet. You people are depr8ved. 8 1/2 inches.
Why does it make so much sense that this is your first post.
You overestimate how interested everyone on here is about your genitalia.
I think half of the people on this site could easily prove you wrong.