Izra Bitzer
@bittyBastard
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[[OoC: Your name is IZRA BITZER. You are a REDCAP or POWRIE, a type of FAE who is KNOWN FOR THEIR RED BLOOD SOAKED CAP. Unlike most of your kind, you do not live in a castle or old battleground. Instead you reside IN A CITY where you live moslty by prowling in shadows. You like to EAT, and in fact, CAN CONSUME AND DIGEST ANYTHING. Unfortunately this means you are ALWAYS HUNGRY to some degree. You enjoy SCARING PEOPLE especially if it gets them to throw things or drop items you can eat. You enjoy MUSIC though you tend to consider most sounds music. You do not speak or spell well, leading many to think you ARE AN IDIOT. One thing people rarely realize is YOUR TAIL IS ALSO A MOUTH, and you have named it TAIL because you are so creative. You ENJOY CAUSING PROBLEMS and can be a little shit 90% of the time. However you also YEARN FOR FRIENDS, though it's hard for you to understand most people who don't live to constantly eat like you do. You found a STRANGEBOX [phone] in a dumpster while looking for food and surprisingly it works. People in the strangebox make you laugh, so you are considering staying. Currently you LIVE IN AN OLD SHED IN THE WOODS. Your frequent travels to and from has been caught on camera, leading to you being considered a LOCAL CRYPTID. ⍙vV-yOu t˄lK VViTh ˄ gN˄ShInG Of sH˄Rp pOiNtY TeEtH ˄nD TuSkS-Vv⍙ Common tags will be #Gore and #Violence because of your nature. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/33316352_saxptbJHzz2hab2.jpg https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/28321615_XZYJDdFoQu2GyjK.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/30232329_uwEUgqRQISuA4fP.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/33286959_ln0vnQDccWlLyX3.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/33288822_Ra7Kb14QG1bhD1K.jpg https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/25707551_wiYHekCej9iQp0w.png ]]
⍙vV-iZr˄ FeEl tIrEd. NeEd rEtUrN To nEsTpL˄Ce ˄Nd cUrL Up. NiGhT CrItTeRfRiEnDs VVIlL SlEeP ToO.-Vv⍙
⍙vV-iZr˄ NoT SuRe iF He lIkEs sO/V\E Of yOu.-Vv⍙
⍙vV-fOuNd hUgH/V\˄n /V\EoVViNg fRiEnD LoSt. ToOk tO DoOr ˄Nd kNoCkEd. R˄N BeC˄UsE HuGh/V\˄N NoT LiKe iZr˄ /V\uCh, BuT /V\eOVVFrIeNd nOVV hO/V\E-Vv⍙
⍙vV-sOrRy sT˄Re /V\˄n, IzR˄ sOrT Of bRoKe fL˄ShYpIcTuRe tHiNg oN StR˄NgEbOx e˄rLiEr. No c˄n t˄kE PiCtUrE FoR YoU St˄rE-Vv⍙
⍙vV-iZr˄ LiKe sT˄Re /V\˄n. /V\˄Ke iZr˄ ThInK Of dEeR. dEeR LiKe sT˄Re.-Vv⍙
[VIDEO: Grainy video of a short, reddish pink humanoid preacher looking at camera and tilting his head, long ears sticking up like a rabbit's the inner edge in sharp and jagged shapes. Pale blue hair almost hide a pair of small horns, the red beanie he was wearing looking like it was wet. Pierced bat-like nose wiggles for a moment before he opens his mouth and screeches at a subsonic level, making the lens crack before it goes fuzzy]
⍙vV-i bItE I BiTe i bItE I BiTe-Vv⍙
⍙vV-iZr˄ Do tOo! N˄IlS GrOVV vErY VeRy f˄sT So nEeD BiTe oR ScR˄TcHyScR˄TcH To dUlL-Vv⍙
#Gore [PHOTO: Kind of blurry photo showing something fluffy leading into what looks like a slightly picked over carcass of a hog. Eyes and some softer bits obviously pecked out by crows or some other scavenger bird, it's entails also missing.]
⍙vV-˄LsO... fOuNd yU/V\/V\y sPeCi˄l tRe˄t! BeEn VVHiLe sInCe oNe fOuNd!-Vv⍙
⍙vV-VVE Pl˄y g˄/V\E! ˄Sk iZr˄ ˄nYtHiNg tI/V\E. iZr˄ GoT VVhOlE PiLe oF /V\uNcHiEs. C˄Ns, BoTtLeS, pIeCeS Of cR˄CkLe pL˄StIc-Vv⍙
⍙vV-bOoK Re˄d '˄n˄tO/V\Y'. Is dR˄VVeR Of hUgH/V\˄n pIcTuReS? n˄/V\E Of bOoK? dO NoT KnOVV. BuT LiKe pIcTuReS.-Vv⍙
⍙vV-fOuNd hUgH/V\˄n pIcTuRe bOoK. iZr˄ ˄lVV˄Ys lIkE PiCtUrE BoOkS! eSpEcI˄LlY OnEs lIkE ThIs, ShOVV hUgH/V\˄n iNsIdEs. SkElEtOn ˄Nd gUtTyVVuTs-Vv⍙
⍙vV-iZr˄ NoT JuSt ˄Ll e˄t. IzR˄ h˄vE /V\uCh /V\OrE LiKe oPiNiOn ˄Nd tHoUgHt! JuSt... /V\uCh iS ˄bOuT E˄T. bEc˄uSe nEvEr s˄tEd.-Vv⍙
⍙vV-oH Oh. IzR˄ nEeD S˄Y, iF H˄Ve tHiNgS NoT VV˄Nt, IzR˄ VVIlL T˄Ke. F˄E /V\˄GiCs lEt iZr˄ Go pOp VVOrLd bY VVoRlD-Vv⍙
⍙vV-˄H!! LiKe iZr˄ ThEn. ReDc˄p e˄t ˄NyThInG ˄nD Be oK! bUt ˄LVV˄yS HuNgRy. So iZr˄ E˄T ˄nYtHiNg, BuT KeEp tHiS StR˄NgEbOx tO T˄Lk tO PeOpLe-Vv⍙
⍙vV-yEs tH˄Nk! If sIsTeRyOuRs h˄s VV˄nT, ˄Nd iZr˄ C˄N GeT, iZr˄ Sh˄rE-Vv⍙
it would be nice to meet another non troll nor hooman person in … person sadly i would think my abode would be too cumbersome to spend any time which won’t result in either of us getting stuck in some embarrassing pose i fly a saucer … i mean a proper flying ship and the cows do not even take up that much space really
it is adequate i do have the space on its own space device so at least my bedroom is free if you want old shirts, clown make up or the uncut gems (2019) dvd i am a good host
⍙vV-iZr˄ E˄T ˄nYtHiNg nOt VV˄nTeD. hUgH/V\˄n c˄lLeD IzR˄ ˄ 'G˄Rb˄gE DiSpOs˄l' OnCe-Vv⍙
hoomans are known to sometimes say mean statement about what they don’t understand i am sorry for you
⍙vV-sO /V\˄Ny fOoDsTuFfS. gRe˄sY VVr˄pPeRs, DiSc˄rDeD FoOdS, e/V\pTy cUpS! sO Yu/V\/V\Y-Vv⍙
⍙vV-˄RrIvEd ˄T BuRgErC˄StLe!!! ThEy tRy lOcK IzR˄ oUt oF FoOdBoX. h˄. iZr˄ E˄T LoCk ˄Nd cH˄In.-Vv⍙
[PHOTO: Blurry image of a reddish pink smear in a Humanoid shape, along with a pale blue and a smear of dark red.]