Izra Bitzer
@bittyBastard
i ˄/V\ IzR˄! rEdC˄P E˄T LoTs
⍙vV-iZr˄ He˄r sIlLy lItTlE SoNg tOd˄y fRo/V\ YoUnGeR Hu/V\˄N! iT DiD /V\˄Ke iZr˄ ˄sK ThOuGh. VVh˄t iS 'cHuD'?-Vv⍙
⍙vV-fUn tHiNg ˄BoUt e˄t g˄rB˄Ge iS IzR˄ sO/V\EtI/V\Es fInD ThInGs hUgH/V\˄nS ThInK I/V\PoRt˄nT ˄nD V˄LuBlE.-Vv⍙
⍙vV-oH. pOnIeS... pOnIeS Is gOoD E˄TiNgS!!-Vv⍙
⍙vV-r˄˄˄˄˄hHhH. iZr˄ GoT StUcK In ˄ VV˄rEhOuSe. NoT FuN.-Vv⍙
⍙vV-oK! fOr iNtErEsTeD PeRsOn, TeLl iS S/V\˄lL Or˄nGe. H˄Ve bEeN C˄LlInG HeR Or˄nGe.-Vv⍙
[Video: Seen through a cracked lens, the area is dark, moonlight barely making things visible. Various sized lumps of... something are scattered, a wet sheen to them. In fact, the floor has large patches of something that hold a wet sheen. In the background a small but humanoid shape tears at something, ripping, pulling away fistfuls with a wet tearing sound and throwing them about. Then it pauses and turns, it's eyes flaring green-gold like a feral animals caught in the light, long, sharp-edged ears perked straight up. Then the screen does dark.] #Gore #Violence
⍙vV-nOt nOVV gRu/V\pY FiShY/V\˄n! IzR˄ nOt iN /V\oOd!!!-Vv⍙
⍙vV-iZr˄ NoT LiKe! IzR˄ /V\˄d! ˄nGrY!!!!-Vv⍙
⍙vV-iZr˄ SnE˄KyStE˄L BrE˄DsTiCkS-Vv⍙
⍙vV-eVeRy tI/V\E I VV˄Ke... I DrE˄/V\ Of hOt, FrEsH H˄/V\bUrBuR-Vv⍙
⍙vV-tHiNk nEeD GeT BeTtEr VVItH C˄T ˄cT. nOt tHiNk hU/V\˄n cOnViNcEd. /V\˄YbE IzR˄ tOo t˄lL FoR C˄T?-Vv⍙
⍙vV-h˄d tO PrEtEnD To bE Hu/V\˄NfRiEnD C˄T ToD˄Y. e˄rLiEr. Hu/V\˄N ˄l/V\oSt fOuNd iZr˄. sO IzR˄ sIt sTiLl ˄Nd tRy lOoK LiKe c˄t. /V\eOVV. P˄VV. t˄iL Pl˄yEd ˄LoNg. VV˄S VeRy /V\EoVV/V\EoVV.-Vv⍙
⍙vV-iZr˄ He˄r tH˄T Hu/V\˄N StR˄NgEbOx... PhOnE. iT H˄Ve g˄/V\E? bUt nOt uNdErSt˄nD HoVV?-Vv⍙
⍙vV-sEcReT: sO/V\EtI/V\Es iZr˄ SeE Hu/V\˄N Pl˄y g˄/V\E DeViCeS On bIgVViDe tEeVeE ˄nD GeT Je˄lOuS. lOoK FuN.-Vv⍙
⍙vV-iZr˄ NoT /V\iNd lIvE In sHeD. bUiLt nEsT. kEeP CrItTeRfRiEnDs cLoSe. ˄lL CoZy.-Vv⍙
⍙vV-nOVV,iZr˄ NoT CoOk bEc˄uSe iZr˄ LiVe iN ShEd. BuT LiKe cOoKeD FoOd. So /V\UcH Fl˄vOr! So dIfFeReNt!!-Vv⍙
⍙vV-/V\˄nY ThInK BeC˄UsE IzR˄ e˄t tR˄Sh, ˄nD RoCk, ˄nD VVrEnCh tH˄T IzR˄ uNcUlTuReD. nO, iZr˄ EnJoY CoOkEd /V\E˄Ls jUsT ˄s /V\UcH!!-Vv⍙
⍙vV-nOVV iZr˄ ExTr˄ HuNgEr.... /V\˄kE Yu/V\/V\Y QuIcKfRy oF LuNg. So t˄sTy-Vv⍙
⍙vV-oH... oOoOh... IzR˄ fInD Ch˄nNeL In sTr˄nGeBoX ˄nD /V\˄N Is... ClE˄N LuNgS? cUt tHe/V\ Up... S˄Lt tHe/V\.... Yu/V\/V\Y #gOrE ?-Vv⍙