Izra Bitzer
@bittyBastard
i ˄/V\ IzR˄! rEdC˄P E˄T LoTs
⍙vV-iZr˄ FeEl tIrEd. NeEd rEtUrN To nEsTpL˄Ce ˄Nd cUrL Up. NiGhT CrItTeRfRiEnDs VVIlL SlEeP ToO.-Vv⍙
good night izra i wish you dream of meat and maybe cereal although i do dreams of cows so maybe it is something you like too i like to kiss them on their noses
⍙vV-tH˄Nk /V\IsS GrEeN. cOVVS FrIeNdLy. LeT IzR˄ pEt sO/V\EtI/V\Es! /V\˄YbE DrE˄/V\ Of pEtTiNg cOVV.-Vv⍙
⍙vV-iZr˄ NoT SuRe iF He lIkEs sO/V\E Of yOu.-Vv⍙
⍙vV-fOuNd hUgH/V\˄n /V\EoVViNg fRiEnD LoSt. ToOk tO DoOr ˄Nd kNoCkEd. R˄N BeC˄UsE HuGh/V\˄N NoT LiKe iZr˄ /V\uCh, BuT /V\eOVVFrIeNd nOVV hO/V\E-Vv⍙
⍙vV-sOrRy sT˄Re /V\˄n, IzR˄ sOrT Of bRoKe fL˄ShYpIcTuRe tHiNg oN StR˄NgEbOx e˄rLiEr. No c˄n t˄kE PiCtUrE FoR YoU St˄rE-Vv⍙
⍙vV-iZr˄ LiKe sT˄Re /V\˄n. /V\˄Ke iZr˄ ThInK Of dEeR. dEeR LiKe sT˄Re.-Vv⍙
[VIDEO: Grainy video of a short, reddish pink humanoid preacher looking at camera and tilting his head, long ears sticking up like a rabbit's the inner edge in sharp and jagged shapes. Pale blue hair almost hide a pair of small horns, the red beanie he was wearing looking like it was wet. Pierced bat-like nose wiggles for a moment before he opens his mouth and screeches at a subsonic level, making the lens crack before it goes fuzzy]
⍙vV-i bItE I BiTe i bItE I BiTe-Vv⍙
⍙vV-iZr˄ Do tOo! N˄IlS GrOVV vErY VeRy f˄sT So nEeD BiTe oR ScR˄TcHyScR˄TcH To dUlL-Vv⍙
#Gore [PHOTO: Kind of blurry photo showing something fluffy leading into what looks like a slightly picked over carcass of a hog. Eyes and some softer bits obviously pecked out by crows or some other scavenger bird, it's entails also missing.]
⍙vV-˄LsO... fOuNd yU/V\/V\y sPeCi˄l tRe˄t! BeEn VVHiLe sInCe oNe fOuNd!-Vv⍙
⍙vV-VVE Pl˄y g˄/V\E! ˄Sk iZr˄ ˄nYtHiNg tI/V\E. iZr˄ GoT VVhOlE PiLe oF /V\uNcHiEs. C˄Ns, BoTtLeS, pIeCeS Of cR˄CkLe pL˄StIc-Vv⍙
⍙vV-bOoK Re˄d '˄n˄tO/V\Y'. Is dR˄VVeR Of hUgH/V\˄n pIcTuReS? n˄/V\E Of bOoK? dO NoT KnOVV. BuT LiKe pIcTuReS.-Vv⍙
⍙vV-fOuNd hUgH/V\˄n pIcTuRe bOoK. iZr˄ ˄lVV˄Ys lIkE PiCtUrE BoOkS! eSpEcI˄LlY OnEs lIkE ThIs, ShOVV hUgH/V\˄n iNsIdEs. SkElEtOn ˄Nd gUtTyVVuTs-Vv⍙
⍙vV-iZr˄ NoT JuSt ˄Ll e˄t. IzR˄ h˄vE /V\uCh /V\OrE LiKe oPiNiOn ˄Nd tHoUgHt! JuSt... /V\uCh iS ˄bOuT E˄T. bEc˄uSe nEvEr s˄tEd.-Vv⍙
⍙vV-oH Oh. IzR˄ nEeD S˄Y, iF H˄Ve tHiNgS NoT VV˄Nt, IzR˄ VVIlL T˄Ke. F˄E /V\˄GiCs lEt iZr˄ Go pOp VVOrLd bY VVoRlD-Vv⍙
⍙vV-˄H!! LiKe iZr˄ ThEn. ReDc˄p e˄t ˄NyThInG ˄nD Be oK! bUt ˄LVV˄yS HuNgRy. So iZr˄ E˄T ˄nYtHiNg, BuT KeEp tHiS StR˄NgEbOx tO T˄Lk tO PeOpLe-Vv⍙
⍙vV-yEs tH˄Nk! If sIsTeRyOuRs h˄s VV˄nT, ˄Nd iZr˄ C˄N GeT, iZr˄ Sh˄rE-Vv⍙
it would be nice to meet another non troll nor hooman person in … person sadly i would think my abode would be too cumbersome to spend any time which won’t result in either of us getting stuck in some embarrassing pose i fly a saucer … i mean a proper flying ship and the cows do not even take up that much space really
it is adequate i do have the space on its own space device so at least my bedroom is free if you want old shirts, clown make up or the uncut gems (2019) dvd i am a good host
⍙vV-iZr˄ E˄T ˄nYtHiNg nOt VV˄nTeD. hUgH/V\˄n c˄lLeD IzR˄ ˄ 'G˄Rb˄gE DiSpOs˄l' OnCe-Vv⍙
hoomans are known to sometimes say mean statement about what they don’t understand i am sorry for you
⍙vV-sO /V\˄Ny fOoDsTuFfS. gRe˄sY VVr˄pPeRs, DiSc˄rDeD FoOdS, e/V\pTy cUpS! sO Yu/V\/V\Y-Vv⍙
⍙vV-˄RrIvEd ˄T BuRgErC˄StLe!!! ThEy tRy lOcK IzR˄ oUt oF FoOdBoX. h˄. iZr˄ E˄T LoCk ˄Nd cH˄In.-Vv⍙
[PHOTO: Blurry image of a reddish pink smear in a Humanoid shape, along with a pale blue and a smear of dark red.]