dave strider
@turntwinkGodhead
why do i have to be rust to be red instead of that dumbass grey. oh yeah prolly cuz i aint a troll
//INTRO POST INCOMING... CURRENTLY GOING THROUGH TWINK DEATH YET STILL KEEPING THE INFAMOUS CHUMHANDLE CARCINOGENETWINKIST. HE'S AN UGLY FUCK THAT MANAGED TO PULL TWO GORGEOUS WOMEN, @turntwinkGodhead AND @echoBiologist (ME AND THE BAD BITCHES I PULLED BY BEING AUTISTIC...) HE AND DAVE LIVE IN WHAT USED TO BE THE STRIDER APARTMENT, NOW REDECORATED WITH CASES OF SHITTY MOVIE DVDS AND LESS WEAPONS. THEY OWN A BLACK KITTEN NAMED JUNO (YES, AFTER THE MOVIE). HE/HIM PREFERRED, BUT HE DOESN'T REALLY FUCKING CARE. ALSO ON PESTERCHUM UNDER THE SAME HANDLE.
me when im at the outshine my fiance competition and my opponent is you
♨𝐵een baking all day, had a nap, and went right back t✿ ෆy ෆessy adventure. 𝒜lways g✿t t✿ ෆake sure the st✿ck is g✿✿d f✿r the upc✿ෆing 𝒞arnival events﹗ ❤︎
yo can i feature me + gamzees beat in the carnival lemme dm it to you
♨𝐼 can ෆake five tubs this tiෆe f✿r y✿u﹗ 𝒥ust give ෆe a little bit t✿ get s✿ෆe ✿f the ingredients and 𝐼 can c✿ෆe by s✿ෆetiෆe t✿ dr✿p it ✿ff﹗ 𝒟✿es 𝒟ave want anything﹖﹖
Have people forgotten how ta give a simple hello these days. Someone told me I 'smell like puppets'. What.
mtf dave strider. still going by dave, still going strong. she's with karkat and john and one time brutalized a terezi. shes chill tho. the terezi did very very bad things and will never be mentioned bad person
my best friend was killed by a lowblood. and people still wanna silence me
they are a highbllood, they ALREADY hated all llowblloods and found a convenient excuse to say out lloud
lleast im honest about MY prejudice. i DO hate all highblloods, and am simplly llooking for convenient excuses not to! much more honorablle.
pretend its a tier llist of who gets the lleast hatecrimed on average