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c< Hell tHe fucK yeaH >c
c< OH.... tHey waNt a sMOKe? >c
have a good night to my constituents. i hope the striders especially have a good night, who are still my constituents but deserve an extra shout-out because i will always remember my roots. everyone else: see you in a couple hours i guess
YOU'RE RIGHT LET'S WATCH BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.
>>| @imjunior please .aid this person with certified badges. to show .off, how perfect yaoi .and yuri can be. how beautiful two boys kissing .is.
Ooooh my goggg Holyyyy shiiuut!
It's been well-established that I'm a slut for Bonchon. That being said, Raising Cane's is a good pick too. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1095170764224860313/1506111673038012427/Screenshot_20260518-214935.png?ex=6a0d134d&is=6a0bc1cd&hm=44c7b68a775cd25fa17f7ca7c2f10fdbde43befb220b96ca5a99a8cb1fb53706&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=686&height=840
>voting 3 + results close one @turntwinkGodhead @abrasiveCuniculus @askewArcheologist #viantiskillinggame https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/dangan/voting/3/Screenshot%202026-05-12%20182017.png https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/dangan/voting/3/Screenshot%202026-05-12%20182056.png https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/dangan/voting/3/Screenshot%202026-05-12%20182116.png https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/dangan/voting/3/Screenshot%202026-05-12%20182133.png
god there is broken glass everywhere
Kindness is like tea: better shared with good company! ☺️
Can I get slightly better phrasing so I can send that bar for bar
bar.
+he choices +hey make. +he way +he game plays ov+. i+'s all so powerfvl.
I would like to share with you all the marvelous things I come across in my travels. Like this: the poison projectile ribbitbeast! Did you know that these colorful critters are not born poisonous, but acquire the defensive toxins by ingesting other poisonous insects as part of their diet? Like the poison projectile ribbitbeast, it is what we internalize that determines who we might become. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e38cd788aa9c.jpeg
its #HellaJeff
Perhaps. This is an insight I have not heard before, thank you for bringing it to my attention.
I would do no such thing. I am the type of individual to listen calmly and respectfully while she explains to me the situation, and allow her to express all her grievances and frustration. Only then would I ask if she is in a solution-oriented mindset or if she simply needed to share her thoughts with a peer.
listen dave LOLOL i only got 2 eat pumpkin guts for 90% of my meal feedin for the 1st 16 years of my life EVERYTHING is too fukkin sour :(
I would never argue with a woman. I will, however, gently suggest alternatives while backing away slowly and maintaining eye contact.
TWO ROBBERS WERE ROBBING A LIQUOR STORE, WHEN ONE PICKS UP A BOTTLE AND ASKS, "IS THIS WHISKEY?" THE OTHER REPLIES, "YEAH, BUT NOT AS WHISKEY AS ROBBING A BANK." #DADJOKE
"i'm not takin’ my sneakers off i am sneakers o'toole!" #lyrics
Sneezes
c< i caNt wait 2 Hear eM! >c
c< tHaNK yOu!!!! >c
c< Of cOurse! ya girl is always ON decK, Or, well, i try 2 be >c
c< uNderstaNdable, Have fuN Over tHere! >c
The sky hehe
Daps you up!
Huh?
you know what yeah I'd drink that
c< .... id try it >c
the only gala i'm at tonight is this gala apple, i'm hungry
c< fair >c
One time I was playing troll Fortnite and heard someone get beat by their Lusus through the mic and the only thing I Felt bad about was how it meant I was a squad mate down.
One time a beat my Lusus over the head with a pipe because he wouldn't buy me the battle pass
I'm going to make a transgender beam, who wants to get hit?
oh, sick. https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/47/60/18/476018d4ec265bf5dd03327501ed1853.jpg
🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 🦎💝🎁‼️‼️‼️‼️
Then I will give her sword too
I love winning, so much.
Sword.
You are! I am very glad to hear you are doing well, Miss Strider. That warms my heart greatly.
It has come to my attention I may have been neglecting my original constituents. My dearest constituents. Those constituents that have truly been in my corner since the moment my campaign began. Those whom hold a special place in my heart. Fear not, I have not been blinded. I am still aware of my favorites, and that includes those among the Striders. I must return to my roots. Dave Strider and Dave Strider variants, how are you all doing?
i gotchu covered https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahj-TheFlip.png
gOOd day chittr im lOggIn off. fuck yOU.
NEED THAT NOOK #NSFW
I'M A CIS FUCKING GUY BUT I LOVE MY TWO TRANSGENDER GIRLFRIENDS. HUMANS GET SO WEIRD ABOUT GENDER SHIT BUT IT BRINGS ME JOY TO SEE THEM SO DAMN HAPPY WHEN THEY'RE AFFIRMED.
hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/F051Db3fBfD1.jPeG
All good. We'll have a backup fight soon
Tung tung ive tung tung tung sahad it
Biden, you don’t understand. I need to cancel my meetings, #FightNight is tonight and my constituents need me.
Yes
wanna go bounce on my fiancée, her cocky want boing boing. https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/cocky-want-boing-boing-v0-67qs2jjd6evc1.webp #nsfw
COCK DIAGRAM. HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/QAG7EUT.PNG #COCKPOSTING
GET THIS. PUSSY DIAGRAM. HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/1CICXOX.PNG #PUSSYPOSTING #NSFW
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This seems... oddly specific.
HOW FuCKING DARE YOu. YOu CRETIN. YOu FuCKING FIEND.
I mean yeah probably that's what the recorded video said, but I think I just had a thing about clowns at the time and got (un)lucky.
I think I actually killed that guy once.
I am NOT trying to have secret service on my ass.
We really put a guy on the moon huh? And then we just left him there? That was fucked up.
i l0ve the red angry bird.
my fav0rite beverage is pept0 bism0l.
c0mp players these days. 0_0
dry aged is stupid. fr0m n0w 0n i'm wet ageing all my f00d t0 maximize the quality 0f m0ld i c0nsume. 0u0
frankly i d0n't trust s0me0ne wh0 w0uldn't fuck a sentient halal cart unless they're asexual.
s0 w0uld i. 0u0
i'm number 17 0n the m0st fuckable padded cell residents. number 16 is a halal cart.
WELL I SAY IT DOESN'T MEAN SHIT, CAN *YOU* READ?
I do not believe a statue of myself, or maybe as an Obama-Jesus hybrid, would be appropriate to erect. I am merely a politician trying to do my best by my constituents, elevating me any higher would be akin to idolatry. However, it is also important to acknowledge every constituent is entitled to an opinion, even if it conflicts with your own.
i have resting psych0path face.
While I am honored by Jeff the Killer’s offer, I do not believe I am prepared to become Trollbama the Killer; I also do not believe Jeff would want to become Jeff the Trollbama. While I am truly flattered at your proposal, Mr. Killer, I simply do not know enough about you to accept. Perhaps we may meet for coffee, or something of that nature. I would be inclined to learn more about your interests. @killerJeff, consider me Trollbama the Interested.
🜏 { wii♱h dea♱h no♱e } erriidan...amporra ( h♱♱ps://f2.♱oyhou.se/fiile/f2~♱oyhou~se/iimages/118533682_9yiiPv6QiimpjiiliiD.png ) ♅
I think I am some sort of Dave punching bag.
Apologies. She*
((+1 this, big time. BTW huge fan of your Cronus ( @aeneasCaldarium ), and I don't go OOC too often. (I had to reply to this person because I am blocked due to my shenanigans) Thank you for the apology @turntwinkGodhead btw, I know things like this do often fall into blind spots. Anyway If anyone else is unapologetically rude to this guy in nasty icky ways like those mentioned Troll Tom Lehrer will ridicule your character to death, just remember at the end of the day there's a person behind each character. You all have been warned... HONK))
I am glad you feel that way, Miss Strider. I will ensure it will arrive promptly.
I apologize, MISS Strider. I will send a letter to your home as soon as possible.
((Idk the right tags I didn't see any in the OOC rules so uhh. Sorry anybody if I tag this incorrectly. Just to be clear I don't really appreciate or enjoy prison rape jokes. I don't think they're funny no matter the context and I think the prevalence of them betrays the way a lot of people view sex, rape, etc. Please don't make "jokes" implying someone would enjoy being sexually assaulted, just because I'm playing a bad person doesn't suddenly make it okay, and it's made me a bit uncomfortable #nsfwe #cw-sexual-assault #noncon ))
((Idk the right tags I didn't see any in the OOC rules so uhh. Sorry anybody if I tag this incorrectly. Just to be clear I don't really appreciate or enjoy prison rape jokes. I don't think they're funny no matter the context and I think the prevalence of them betrays the way a lot of people view sex, rape, etc. Please don't make "jokes" implying someone would enjoy being sexually assaulted, just because I'm playing a bad person doesn't suddenly make it okay, and it's made me a bit uncomfortable #nsfwe #cw-sexual-assault #noncon ))
((Oop apologies for the double post))
You’re a good woman.
his collection grows.
Your concern is appreciated, dear constituent. Sadness is a common emotion — I am well.
I get sad sometimes.
this has provoked emotions within me that i did Not want surfaced
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I'm dropping offline. If yo(_) like this post I'll teleport a kilogram of solid gold into yo(_)r fridge in eight to ten ho(_)rs. Enjoy yo(_)rselves.
✨🍭🕷️ i was 7 feet tall before they took my leg, trust. I used to have one really long one and it made me too powerful 🕷️🍭✨
I will not be “siccing” anyone. However, your sentiment is appreciated. I try to be a good model of citizenship, and I am glad you appreciate my efforts and policies.
@turntwinkGodhead love tagging you, redeeming myself from obama tag. :B
I TAKE EVERYTHING I SAID BACK IF IT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU. YOU ARE A COLOSSAL DOUCHESHITTING FUCK. FRANKLY, MY BULGE HAS SHRIVELED UP AT THE MERE THOUGHT OF YOU COMING WITHIN A SEVEN MILE RADIUS OF MY PERSON. I'D SAY GO PAIL YOURSELF BUT YOU'D LIKE THAT TOO MUCH. BULGESMOKER.
I’m disappointed.
GO CULL YOURSELF TEREZI. #CLEARPOSTING #WHATTHEFUCKISYOURPROBLEM
//INTRO POST INCOMING... CURRENTLY GOING THROUGH TWINK DEATH YET STILL KEEPING THE INFAMOUS CHUMHANDLE CARCINOGENETWINKIST. HE'S AN UGLY FUCK THAT MANAGED TO PULL TWO GORGEOUS WOMEN, @turntwinkGodhead AND @echoBiologist (ME AND THE BAD BITCHES I PULLED BY BEING AUTISTIC...) HE AND DAVE LIVE IN WHAT USED TO BE THE STRIDER APARTMENT, NOW REDECORATED WITH CASES OF SHITTY MOVIE DVDS AND LESS WEAPONS. THEY OWN A BLACK KITTEN NAMED JUNO (YES, AFTER THE MOVIE). HE/HIM PREFERRED, BUT HE DOESN'T REALLY FUCKING CARE. ALSO ON PESTERCHUM UNDER THE SAME HANDLE.
♨𝐵een baking all day, had a nap, and went right back t✿ ෆy ෆessy adventure. 𝒜lways g✿t t✿ ෆake sure the st✿ck is g✿✿d f✿r the upc✿ෆing 𝒞arnival events﹗ ❤︎
1S 1T JUST M3 OR DO3S TH3 WHOL3 G3ND3R TH1NG S33M 1RR3L3V4NT >:? 1 DONT C4R3 WH4T YOU C4LL M3 1M TOO BUSY NOW4D4YS TO C4R3
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU FEEL GUILTY AS FUCK FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE.
I love giving side quests! Also, engagement baiting react to this for a secret special side quest in your dms.
you know what we can give him what he wants if it turns him on and gets him going yk #nsfw #selfcest
... Let's not push it.
Wonderful.
i am not no whore! you have that all wrong! >:B #nsfw
of course i do! the whoriest of the whores! #nsfw
You might've hated my chit but at least I'm not a twink. #Targetedposting.
S1X SEVEN! H0W J0Y0US.
YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? #NSFW #HATEFLIRT #WETRANSCENDQUADRANTSDIPSHIT #IWISHTHISUSEDAO3FILTERING
Hello everybody, it's me. President Barack Obama. The humans here may have been lead to believe that I had been killed from some sort of clown presidency or SBURB sessions, but I am alive and well.
I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE *IN REAL LIFE*.
To honor my dear constituent, I am posting this image in his stead. The giraffe-necked weevil. #Beetleposting #Beetleweek https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/giraffeweevil.png
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