♠ hated by @turntwinkGodhead
//INTRO POST INCOMING... CURRENTLY GOING THROUGH TWINK DEATH YET STILL KEEPING THE INFAMOUS CHUMHANDLE CARCINOGENETWINKIST. HE'S AN UGLY FUCK THAT MANAGED TO PULL TWO GORGEOUS WOMEN, @turntwinkGodhead AND @echoBiologist (ME AND THE BAD BITCHES I PULLED BY BEING AUTISTIC...) HE AND DAVE LIVE IN WHAT USED TO BE THE STRIDER APARTMENT, NOW REDECORATED WITH CASES OF SHITTY MOVIE DVDS AND LESS WEAPONS. THEY OWN A BLACK KITTEN NAMED JUNO (YES, AFTER THE MOVIE). HE/HIM PREFERRED, BUT HE DOESN'T REALLY FUCKING CARE. ALSO ON PESTERCHUM UNDER THE SAME HANDLE.
you're gunna cheat with your time shit and try slamming it in my face again? highly rude, strider.
WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM, ASSHOLE? CAN I NOT EXPRESS MY DISTASTE FOR YOUR SHITTY CHITTS? AM I NOT ALLOWED TO BREATHE AROUND YOU, EITHER? YOU CREATE YOUR ABHORRENT DISGRACE OF A HANDLE AND THEN SAY *MINE* IS BAD? THAT I'M A TWINK? REALLY?
THIS IS WHY TROLL RYAN GOSLING IS HOTTER THAN YOU. *AND* HUMAN RYAN GOSLING.
LA LA LAND IS AN AMAZING FUCKING MOVIE AND WHOEVER DISAGREES SHOULD GO PAIL THEMSELVES. NOBODY WANTS TO PAIL SOMEBODY THAT DOES NOT LIKE LA LA LAND.
YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? #NSFW #HATEFLIRT #WETRANSCENDQUADRANTSDIPSHIT #IWISHTHISUSEDAO3FILTERING
HASHTAG HATEFLIRT MY BULGE, ASSHOLE. #NSFW #HATEFLIRT #IFUCKINGGUESS