♠ hated by @turntwinkGodhead
do you ever stop being tragic
SOPOR GUMMIES STARING AT ME AND JERKING ME OFF RIGHT NOW.
Bug bite on my butt. If you don't pity this chitt I hate you.
DROOL EMOJI.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@turntwinkGodhead Your brother looms over you as you stand on the rooftop, Lil Cal circling around you before a sword hilt bashes your stomach and knocks you to the ground. Or, it would if you didn't land in Cal's arms. He picks you up as your brother proceeds to use your stomach as a punching bag. You puke. Apple juice and animal graham crackers from earlier in the day. "Bro. Eating? Really? You know what happens when I catch you doing that shit." You're so fucking scared. You get hit by the sword again. Not the hilt this time, a slash. You feel the warmth of the blood seep down from your stomach. It feels like your guts are about to fall out. Cal drops you and lands on your face as your brother cleans his blade. You hear his footsteps slowly trace away and echo through the stairway as he walks back into your apartment before you pass out. It's always the same with him #Violence 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
IT'S NOT YAOI WHEN WE KISS. /:B
ok THIIIIIIS time itll work #MyPotions #Potions #TierList #MyPotionsTierList https://i.ibb.co/xqMcNpBW/image.png
BASKING IN MEMORIES AND BEING GAY ABOUT IT. OH HOW I LOVE HIM. [|:^)
NO.
I AM GOING TO GIVE CASEY A SECOND TOMMYGUN.
joke2 on you,, they reconciiled..
YES, JACKASS. @ECHOBIOLOGIST @TURNTWINKGODHEAD
I HATE MY GIRLFRIENDS THEY'RE REPULSIVE.
Not now, Dave.
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THIS IS HONESTLY PATHETIC TO WATCH BUT I'M PROUD OF YOU ANYWAY.
//INTRO POST INCOMING... CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, HE'S ACTUALLY A BEAR. SHOCKER. HE'S AN UGLY FUCK THAT MANAGED TO PULL *THREE* GORGEOUS WOMEN, @turntwinkGodhead, @echoBiologist, AND @turntechGirlhead#2625 (ME AND THE BAD BITCHES I PULLED BY BEING AUTISTIC...) HE OWNS A NICE HOUSE WITH HIS FIANCEES, ACTING AS A FATHER TO CASEY AND A BLACK KITTEN NAMED JUNO (YES, AFTER THE MOVIE). HE/HIM PREFERRED, BUT HE DOESN'T REALLY CARE. ALSO ON PESTERCHUM UNDER THE SAME HANDLE. ASKS: https://forms.gle/2xWTdrsGvYCn5eZ37
you're gunna cheat with your time shit and try slamming it in my face again? highly rude, strider.
WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM, ASSHOLE? CAN I NOT EXPRESS MY DISTASTE FOR YOUR SHITTY CHITTS? AM I NOT ALLOWED TO BREATHE AROUND YOU, EITHER? YOU CREATE YOUR ABHORRENT DISGRACE OF A HANDLE AND THEN SAY *MINE* IS BAD? THAT I'M A TWINK? REALLY?
THIS IS WHY TROLL RYAN GOSLING IS HOTTER THAN YOU. *AND* HUMAN RYAN GOSLING.
LA LA LAND IS AN AMAZING FUCKING MOVIE AND WHOEVER DISAGREES SHOULD GO PAIL THEMSELVES. NOBODY WANTS TO PAIL SOMEBODY THAT DOES NOT LIKE LA LA LAND.
YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? #NSFW #HATEFLIRT #WETRANSCENDQUADRANTSDIPSHIT #IWISHTHISUSEDAO3FILTERING
HASHTAG HATEFLIRT MY BULGE, ASSHOLE. #NSFW #HATEFLIRT #IFUCKINGGUESS